Guess what? You lose!

[Incendiary]

This one actually needs explaining lol

Read the statement in the most recent post. The criteria for losing will be something like "If the user below enjoys beans, they lose". It always follows the "If the user below ___, they lose" formula. The user must then say "I lose" or "I win" or a variation of those, depending on whether or not the criteria applies to them. If the user wins, they must add another thing to the criteria. It might be "If the user below enjoys beans or plays Minecraft, they lose". The chain continues until someone loses. At that point, the chain resets, and the user who loses creates a new loss criterion.

Other rules because people don't read or don't use common sense or because gameplay needed it:

- You are adding to an existing criteria, not replacing or removing it. Unless you lose.
- No double posts.
- The criteria for losing cannot be a guaranteed loss for the next poster (e.g. saying "If TPBM lives on Earth, they lose").
- You may only add 1 thing to the criteria per post.

Our first criteria is...

If the user below owns a baseball bat, they lose.

[adummy]

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[Incendiary]

I win, easy, hmm, if the person below's age is between 19 to 25 and has more then 2,400 posts then they lose

You didn't read the rules, did you? You're supposed to add to the criteria, not remove it. I'll restart.

If the user below has a Twitter account, they lose.

[PkmnQ]

Win.

If the user below has a Twitter or wasteof account, they lose.

[adummy]

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[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Lose because wasteof.

If the user below has less than 1000 posts, they lose.

[PkmnQ]

If the user below has less than 1000 posts or a post with a post ID less than 500000, they lose.

[Incendiary]

I'm not sure how to view the post ID besides the topic ID but I'm pretty sure it's a win.

If the person below has less than 1000 posts, has a post with a post ID less than 500 000 or has not created an "If this gets a post ID of #, we advance!" topic, they lose.

[PkmnQ]

I'm not sure how to view the post ID besides the topic ID but I'm pretty sure it's a win.

Post ID 493259

I did the scrabble one, so reset.

If the person below has created a TBG bot, they lose.

[Incendiary]

I won't bother making one for this site so...

If the person below has created a TBG bot or has never seen a 3D printer in person, they lose.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Both of these would cause me to lose anyway.

If the person below not visited Japan before, they lose.

[Incendiary]

We have no money

If the person below has bought/installed a game and uninstalled (and maybe refunded) with less than 1 hour of playtime, they lose.

[redgreenandblue]

Lost easily

If the person below is on a bed at the time of reading this, they lose.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Win.

If the person below is on a bed or on a couch at the time of reading this, they lose.

[Incendiary]

EZ dub.

If the person below is on a bed, couch or standing up at the time of reading this, they lose.

[solitaire]

LOESE!

if the person below has eaten beef at least once in the past 3 days, they lose

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Win

If the person below has eaten beef or celery at least once in the past 3 days, they lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Win

If the person below has eaten beef or celery at least once in the past 3 days or they play Roblox, they lose.

[Zan]

Lose. I have eaten beef and I used to play roblox.

If the person below has a beard, they lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Win. I shave

If the person below has a beard or they have never watched anime, they lose.

[Incendiary]

Just shaved OMG HOW DO IGET RID OF FACIAL HAIR AAAAAA

If the person below has a beard or they have never watched anime or they don't own at least 1 stuffed toy, they lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Win. I have pokemon stuffed toys, why? I dont know

if the person below has a beard or they have never watched anime or they don't own at least 1 stuffed toy or they don't have a discord account, they lose.

[Zan]

Lose, no stuffed toy.

If the person below has extensions turned on for the TBGs, they lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

{removed - Curse Word} I even made my own one

If the person below is over 20 years old, they lose.

[Zan]

Win.

If the person below is over 20 years old or eating, they lose.