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Started by Incendiary, Dec 31, 2022, 01:13:31 AM

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Luigis_Pizza

Win. It's quarter past 11 at night and i'm a minor

If the person below is over 20 years old or eating or is a new tbger, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

You don't eat at quarter past 11?
Win, I just ate.

If the person below is over 20 years old or eating or is a new TBGer or don't have black hair, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

At night i dont eat, but my hair is brown, I am Luigi after all. Lose

If the person below joined in the month of February, they lose
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

May
Win.

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win. Damn, that's dark... *someone loses*

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now or they gave less than 300 posts, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

inspired from this
Win.

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win. I only have 5gb a month i cant waste it.

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Again, thank goodness I have a discord account. Win.

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win? If it still says win then yes, nearly all my posts are stopped

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

#41
Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win. I'm in bed...

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, or they have never made a TBG, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

Win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, or they have never made a TBG, or they haven't ever read any of the bbcode tutorials here(the links below the reply area), they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

solitaire

swin

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, or they have never made a TBG, or they haven't ever read any of the bbcode tutorials here(the links below the reply area), or they've broken a window before, they lose.
stay hydrated! :D

   

Luigis_Pizza

win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, or they have never made a TBG, or they haven't ever read any of the bbcode tutorials here(the links below the reply area), or they've broken a window before, or they are on their phone, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

solitaire

#48
win

If the person below me joined in the month of February, or had a dream where they killed someone in the span of 1 week ago to now, or they gave less than 300 posts, or they are using mobile data(or Hotspot), or they don't have a discord account, or if they get stopped by the 60 second demon whilst posting the post below me, or they currently have more than 100 browser tabs open, or they a missing tooth, or they are currently outside, or they are currently live with people other than their parents, siblings, or children, or they have played Fortnite before, or they are holding something other than the device that their post is being posted on, or they are on desktop, or they are not in a bedroom as of writing the next post, or they are playing a game in the background, or they have no signature, or they have never made a TBG, or they haven't ever read any of the bbcode tutorials here(the links below the reply area), or they've broken a window before, or they are on their phone, or they've played Minecraft in the past 3 days, they lose.
stay hydrated! :D

   

DifferentDance8

lose
what do i do if i lose again?
i had a complete motivation to come back to this site for whatever reason
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hello. i am differentdance8. my scratch profile tells more information so uhh

Zan

You just start the loss criterion from the start again.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE