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[Incendiary]

The Game of Rolling a Dice to Fight Your Foes While Building an Army and Staying Alive

Dang that's a mouthful. Now with 5 A's!

You ever wanted RNG to ruin your day?

Roll a dice. Acquire an army. Fight your foes. Die because you rolled a 25. Repeat.

1. Gain a unit
2. A random unit gains 1 HP
3. A random unit gains 1 DEF
4. A random unit gains 1 ATK
5. A random unit gains 1 MOV
6. A random unit gains 2 HP
7. A random unit gains 2 DEF
8. A random unit gains 2 ATK
9. Your base gains 5 HP
10. All your units gain 1 HP, DEF, ATK or MOV
11. Gain 2 units
12. Gain 1d4 units. You cannot roll again for 8 hours afterwards.
13. Gain a medic
14. Attack a random player with 1 unit
15. Gain a heavy unit, with double the stats of your best regular unit.
16. Gain a medic, and roll again.
17. Gain 2 units, and roll again. You cannot roll again for 8 hours afterwards.
18. Attack a random enemy's medic directly OR gain a medic.
19. Attack a random player with 1dX units, X being how many non-medic units you have.
20. Steal a random player's unit, and roll again. Can work on yourself.
21. Play cringe memes and reflect any attacks on you that turn OR your base gains 10 HP
22. Throw some cheese and deal 1 damage to all of a random player's units. Cannot miss or backfire at all.
23. Build a big wall that absorbs all damage but prevents you from attacking. Lasts 5 turns.
24. Summons a random Meme Lord to do 1d40 damage to another player and their units. You cannot roll for 24 hours afterwards.
25. Die and lose all your units. All future units have 50% higher stats by default, rounded up.
26. Gain a random card from any category.
27. Gain 2 random cards from any category. You cannot roll for 6 hours afterwards.
28. Yoink a random card from a random player. Will always work, so you can't grab cards from someone who has none. You cannot roll again for 8 hours afterwards.
29. Randomly chooses a player to be stunned. Their units cannot attack and they cannot roll the dice for 5 turns. You cannot roll again for 8 hours afterwards.
30. Gain 1d4 random cards from any category. You cannot roll for 8 hours afterwards.

Stats:
HP: Self explanatory.
DEF: How much damage is reduced from attacks if enemies roll under half.
ATK: How much damage a unit deals. For medics, this is how much is healed. Medics cannot attack and always heal the lowest HP unit.
MOV: The chance to avoid an attack as a percentage e.g. 1 MOV=1% chance of dodge.

You may attack anyone manually with a random number of units but you must roll each turn. Your medics will heal your lowest HP units each turn automatically. All attacks take precedence over rolls.

Cards come in 4 flavours: Weapon, Structure, Ability and Bonus. Because We Play Cards was forgotten (rip) and a revival probably won't happen, we can integrate some functions into a lazy dice game run by an unmotivated anime catgirl wearing a full face mask and a hoodie.

Cards are obtained by random rolls and are dropped on death to be picked up by your adversary. The one that killed you. Or anyone if it was a 25. First come, first serve.

If you think these cards are underpowered, let me know. I'm not too concerned about being OP cause they're not very common (maybe)

Weapon Cards can be applied to your units to boost their stats. If a unit is eliminated, the card is added back to the hand.

Steel Saber: +3 ATK, +3 MOV
Compound bow: +3 ATK, +1 to attack rolls
Cardboard box: +1 ATK, +12 MOV, may summon a certain reptile.
Exploding barrel: +7 ATK, 1d10 AoE attack chance, -3 MOV
A random Mossberg 590: 6 ATK, -1 MOV
Doot Cannon: +5 ATK, 1d10 AoE attack chance

Structure Cards Are played and promptly forgotten. They summon a single-use structure that has different abilities. These structures are usually the first to be attacked.

Stone Wall: Has a chance of blocking attacks based on how many units you have, lowering with more units. It can defend up to 3 units safely at once. 25*LVL\2 HP
Archer Tower: Fires arrows at enemies each turn automatically. Can be instructed to direct fire on 1 person or auto-fire at random targets. Can gain attack and defence. 1.5*LVL (rounded up) ATK, 1.5*LVL (rounded up) DEF. 15*LVL\2 HP
Decoy system: Creates 3 decoys automatically. Each decoy has LVL HP (rounded up) and no DEF, ATK or MOV. Each turn, there is a 25% chance to create another decoy. The system itself has 10*LVL HP.
Industrial Workshop: Each turn, you can randomly gain a stat boost for all your units, a wooden wall with 10HP or a decoy. The workshop has 30*LVL\2 HP
Recon Tower: Grants +2 to attack rolls when units attack, reduces the chance of hitting decoys by 50% and reduces enemy MOV when attacking. 20*LVL\2 HP
Big Factory™ Incorporated: Can grant bonuses to unit stats on rolls. When you obtain a card, you have a chance to gain an extra for free. 40*LVL\2 HP

Ability Cards give you a temporary big bonus when played. They can provide defensive or offensive powers. They will always be available to a player, but will have a recharge time. Certain cards may be limited to 1 per hand.

Smokescreen bombers: When an enemy attacks, a smokescreen is dropped, reducing enemy attack rolls and increasing your MOV. The screen lasts 2 turns and takes 9 to recharge. You may only have 1 of these.
Stealthy bois: increases the MOV of your units and reduces the MOV and DEF of enemy units when they attack. After attacking, this effect disappears for 3 turns.
Defensive bombing: any enemies that attack you will be hit with a mortar strike, dealing damage to units and possibly stopping their attack. This can be used twice before it recharges over 10 turns. You may only have 1 of these.
Double Deal: You may either sacrifice your roll to attack twice, or roll twice but not be able to attack or defend that turn. After using, it recharges over 6 turns. You may only have 1 of these.
Memes: Freezes an enemies random units as they either laugh at funny memes or start thinking about life and society. Lasts for 2 turns, recharges after 10 turns.
Big Chungus: When attacking, this rolls for either offence or defence. When Big Chungus is on offence, they will double the damage of attacking units. When on defence, they will halve the damage of enemy attacks. Once used, it recharges over 6 turns. You may only have 1 of these.

Bonus Cards Give large boosts and sometimes permanent powers. Once used, they are discarded.

- Mario's Spaghetti: bombs an enemy player with meaty goodness, dumping explosive meatballs onto an opponent. They damage a random amount of units, but cannot eliminate them outright. If the enemy has no units, it deals a random amount of damage based on your level (between 10 and 20 damage, multiplied by (1+(LVL/4))

Just say you want to join and I'll add you to the list.


Players:
Redgreenandblue -1/55HP Level 1
- No units
> No cards
Luigis_Pizza 75/75HP Level 4 (Peace agreement with Realicraft)
- Unit 5HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 8HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 10HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 8HP 2 DEF 5 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 10HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 9HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 8HP 2 DEF 5 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 12HP 2 DEF 4 ATK 3 MOV
- Medic Unit 5HP 2 DEF 5 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 3 DEF 5 ATK 3 MOV
- Medic Unit 8HP 3 DEF 5 ATK 3 MOV
= Archer Tower 23HP, 5 DEF, 7 ATK
= Archer Tower 30HP. 6 DEF, 8 ATK
= Decoy System 40HP
> Archer Tower card (1)
> Industrial Workshop card (2)
> Cardboard Box card (2)
> Big Factory Incorporated card (1)
> Double Deal card (1)
> Memes (2/4)(4 turns remaining)
> Doot Cannon card (2)
> Stealthy Bois card (2)
> Big Chungus card (2/3)(6 turns remaining)
> Defensive Bombing card (1)
> Exploding Barrel card (2)
> Mario's Spaghetti card (1)
> Compound Bow card (1)
> Exploding barrel card (1)
> Doot Cannon card (1)
> Shock Cannon bonus card (1)

Realicraft 55/550HP Level 4 (Peace Agreement with Luigi)
- Unit 11HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 11HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 11HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 11HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 12HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 12HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 12HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 3 MOV
> No Cards
cavernur 2/50HP Level 1
- No units
> No cards
Byron Incorporated 15/50HP Level 4
Decoy 4HP
Decoy 4HP
Wooden Wall 10HP
Wooden Wall 10HP
- Unit 8HP 5 DEF 5 ATK 4 MOV 
- Unit 9HP 4 DEF 8 ATK 7 MOV (+ Steel Sabre: +3 Attack, +3 MOV)
- Unit 6HP 4 DEF 3 ATK 4 MOV
- Heavy Unit 2 HP 9 DEF 10 ATK 7 MOV (+ Compound Bow: +3 ATK, +1 to Attack rolls)
= Archer Tower 25HP 7 DEF 6 ATK
= Archer Tower 25HP 7 DEF 6 ATK
= Decoy System 40HP
= Big Factory Incorporated 80HP
= Industrial Workshop 60HP
= Recon Tower 40HP
= Stone Wall 22HP
> Defensive Bombing card (1) (1/2 uses left)
> Double Deal card (1)
> Smokescreen bombing card (1)
> Stealthy Bois card (1)
> Decoy System card (1)
> The World bonus card (1)
Solitaire -6/50HP Level 1
- No units
> No cards
Fragile Penguin -5/50HP Level 1 (dead)
- No units
> No cards

Card dump (for dead players)
Anyone can claim these cards at any time.
Empty

NPCs:
Alex] 60/60 HP Level 3
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 3 MOV
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 4 ATK 2 MOV
- Unit 10HP 3 DEF 3 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 2 MOV
- Medic Unit 10HP 3 DEF 2 ATK 2 MOV
- Heavy Unit 20HP 5 DEF 8 ATK 6 MOV
> Decoy System card (1)
> Industrial Workshop (1)
> Bad Apple Bonus Card
> Exploding Barrel card (1)

Death Log
Byron Incorporated (rolled a 25)
Fragile Penguin (killed by Realicraft)
Luigi the Pizza Man (rolled a 25)
Byron Incorporated (rolled a 25 again lol)
RedGreenAndBlue (killed by Luigi)
Solitaire (killed by someone I forgor)
Byron Incorporated (rolled a 25)
Realicraft (rolled a 25)
Carl NPC (killed by Jimmy)
Jimmy NPC (rolled a 25)

Death Counter
- Byron Incorporated (3)
- Fragile Penguin (1)
- Luigi the Pizza Man (1)
- RedGreenAndBlue (1)
- Realicraft (1)
- Carl NPC
- Jimmy NPC

[redgreenandblue]

Join

[realicraft]

wait when did i join?

also join

[Luigis_Pizza]

join

[Incendiary]

wait when did i join?

also join

[realicraft]

wait when did i join?

also join

i was marked as having joined despite having not yet joined
that's why i'm above rgb in the player list, when i should be below

[redgreenandblue]

wait when did i join?

also join

i was marked as having joined despite having not yet joined
that's why i'm above rgb in the player list, when i should be below

The only explanation is that Incendiary is from the future.

[Incendiary]

i was marked as having joined despite having not yet joined
that's why i'm above rgb in the player list, when i should be below

The only explanation is that Incendiary is from the future.

Yes

[Incendiary]

Bump

[cavernur]

I will join and roll the dice.

[Incendiary]

Dice is rolled automatically:
RGB: 11 and attacks... Luigi, it's a critical hit! 2 damage!
Luigi: 16 and loses their only unit. Welp...
Reali: 13 and gains 2 units.
Cav: 14 gains a heavy unit for 5 turns.

[Luigis_Pizza]

thats a good start

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

join

[Incendiary]

join

You gain a medic.

[Incendiary]

Wonder if we can get Nihonium integration if that isn't too difficult.
Probably is.

[Incendiary]

Bump

[Luigis_Pizza]

Roll

[Incendiary]

Roll

You roll a 15 and there's no unit to lose.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Roll

[Incendiary]

Roll

You roll a 2 but have no unit to gain.

You gain 1 unit with 6HP

[Luigis_Pizza]

roll

[Incendiary]

roll

You roll a 9 and gain 5 HP

I think I'll buff it actually. 10HP

[Luigis_Pizza]

Roll, also is there a point system, as in for every time you roll the dice, otherwise people just wouldnt roll it, and survive

[realicraft]

wait i thought everyone rolled every time
you said dice were rolled automatically, and i never said i rolled before the first turn (only that i joined)

[Incendiary]

wait i thought everyone rolled every time
you said dice were rolled automatically, and i never said i rolled before the first turn (only that i joined)

No, the dice was rolled automatically at the start, and players manually roll.