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Started by Incendiary, Dec 31, 2022, 01:13:31 AM

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DifferentDance8

#51
Aug 04, 2023, 07:04:55 PM
lose

If you use Windows, you lose
i had a complete motivation to come back to this site for whatever reason
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hello. i am differentdance8. my scratch profile tells more information so uhh

Zan

#52
Aug 04, 2023, 07:11:24 PM
Win

If the person below me uses windows or has a broken keyboard, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

DifferentDance8

#53
Aug 04, 2023, 07:11:58 PM
win

If the person below me uses windows, has a broken keyboard, or does not have a steam account they lose
i had a complete motivation to come back to this site for whatever reason
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hello. i am differentdance8. my scratch profile tells more information so uhh

Zan

#54
Aug 04, 2023, 07:15:34 PM Last Edit: Aug 07, 2023, 12:08:22 PM by Zan
Technically win, I have a steam account, I just don't have steam.

If the person below me uses windows, has a broken keyboard, does not have a steam account, or has cats-eye(eyes that have colors other than black), they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Incendiary

#55
Aug 07, 2023, 09:07:24 AM
(NGV) You're not supposed to change existing criteria. Also, everyone's eyes have a colour other than black (usually)
Just another internet user and disaster transbian who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
On HRT since 17/01/2025
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Guess what? You lose!|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channel is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Zan

#56
Aug 07, 2023, 10:22:39 AM
<ngv>
Quote from: IncendiaryYou're not supposed to change existing criteria. Also, everyone's eyes have a colour other than black (usually)
Yes, but they call it black because it's a very dark color.

Did I mistakenly change existing criteria?</ngv>
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Incendiary

#57
Aug 07, 2023, 11:01:54 AM
Quote from: Zan<ngv>
Quote from: IncendiaryYou're not supposed to change existing criteria. Also, everyone's eyes have a colour other than black (usually)
Yes, but they call it black because it's a very dark color.

Did I mistakenly change existing criteria?</ngv>
Yes, you changed it from "doesn't have a steam account" to "uses steam"
Just another internet user and disaster transbian who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
On HRT since 17/01/2025
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Guess what? You lose!|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channel is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Zan

#58
Aug 07, 2023, 12:07:55 PM
Quote from: Incendiary
Quote from: Zan<ngv>
Quote from: IncendiaryYou're not supposed to change existing criteria. Also, everyone's eyes have a colour other than black (usually)
Yes, but they call it black because it's a very dark color.

Did I mistakenly change existing criteria?</ngv>
Yes, you changed it from "doesn't have a steam account" to "uses steam"
That was a mistake.
"And that's why you use the quote button, kids!"
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Gilbert189

#59
Aug 07, 2023, 02:57:49 PM
I lose, my laptop's right key only works intermittently...

If TPBM uses non-free software, they lose.
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Zan

#60
Aug 07, 2023, 03:14:01 PM
Heh heh, I WILL NEVER PAY FOR MY OPERATING SYSTEM TO RUN A BIT OF CODE.
Win.

If TPBM uses non-free software, or they have never posted on this topic before, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Zan

#61
Aug 26, 2023, 02:54:32 PM Last Edit: Aug 26, 2023, 02:56:19 PM by Zan
Bump

I just double posted......
I can double post if I'm bumping right?
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SuperKamekArea

#62
Aug 26, 2023, 04:02:00 PM Last Edit: Aug 26, 2023, 04:03:33 PM by SuperKamekArea
windows vista doesn't cost money if you obtain it the right way so i win

tpbm loses if they use any non-free software, they have never posted on this topic before and uses an internet browser other than internet explorer 8 (no cost either) on windows vista with a 32-bit laptop that has 2gb of ram and a 93.1gb hdd at 5400rpm while in possession of a gameboy and a wii u
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

Zan

#63
Aug 26, 2023, 05:12:07 PM
No.

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

#64
Aug 26, 2023, 05:22:11 PM
Nope, almost 3.

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, and has more than 1 pet, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Zan

#65
Sep 01, 2023, 01:58:00 AM Last Edit: Sep 01, 2023, 01:58:17 AM by Zan
I have 0 pets.

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, has more than 1 pet, or has no BBCode in their signature, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

#66
Sep 01, 2023, 10:47:50 AM Last Edit: Sep 01, 2023, 10:48:08 AM by Luigis_Pizza
Kurukuru

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, has more than 1 pet, has no BBCode in their signature, or doesn't have a sibling, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Incendiary

#67
Sep 01, 2023, 10:51:12 AM
I win.

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, has more than 1 pet, has no BBCode in their signature, doesn't have a sibling or owns more than 3 game consoles OR computers, they lose.
Just another internet user and disaster transbian who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
On HRT since 17/01/2025
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Guess what? You lose!|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channel is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Luigis_Pizza

#68
Sep 01, 2023, 10:53:00 AM
All Nintendo

If TPBM joined more than 5 years ago, has more than 1 pet, has no BBCode in their signature, doesn't have a sibling, owns more than 3 game consoles OR computers, or they have an emoji in their signature, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

solitaire

#69
Sep 01, 2023, 11:49:40 AM
lost :(

If TPBM has used a lawn mower before, they lose.
stay hydrated! :D

   

Luigis_Pizza

#70
Sep 01, 2023, 04:24:28 PM
F

If TPBM has not beaten fnaf before, they lose
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Byron_Inc_TBG

#71
Sep 01, 2023, 07:38:15 PM
lose

If TPBM does not have any homework due, they lose.
bomb

Zan

#72
Sep 01, 2023, 08:53:25 PM
I have homework. Lots.

If TPBM does not have any homework due, or they have an image in their signature, they lose.
THE KUMQUATS WERE HERE

Luigis_Pizza

#73
Sep 02, 2023, 05:19:44 PM
Kurukuru

If TPBM Doesn't have a Website connected to their account, they lose.
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) Commanding the weak (to) believe No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter * (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

Incendiary

#74
Sep 03, 2023, 04:45:36 PM
A

If TPBM Doesn't have a Website connected to their account or hasn't cleaned their computer in 6 months, they lose.
Just another internet user and disaster transbian who really likes Touhou Project for some reason. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.
On HRT since 17/01/2025
My not even remotely popular TBGs: Don't Use Characters in Your Username|TGORADTFYFWBAAASA|Mildly Inconvenient Computer Viruses|Guess what? You lose!|Totally Normal Store|Count Up with Hidden Effects|Tonoight on Bottom G'ear|Luigi Status|Things (The Semi-Official Reboot)|The TBGers Feed Yuyuko
My Super Dead RPGs: The TBGs Gun Game|We Play Cards|N00bs vs Pr0s|The Stupid, Unfair and Boring Game Show Nobody Asked For|Invasion Day

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channel is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Zan

#75
Sep 03, 2023, 08:04:20 PM
0 websites

If TPBM is using a school computer, they lose
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