The TBG's Gun Game: now with 38% less funny and 11% heavier!

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender shoots glacier

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter repeatedly bonks Bender on the head.

[realicraft]

Reali shoots the Airpod Shotty at Hunter while stay just outside his melee range.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter dodges,and goes close enough to whack Reali.

"I'm only not hitting you because you just died, okay?"

[Incendiary]

Hunter dodges,and goes close enough to whack Reali.

"I'm only not hitting you because you just died, okay?"

Only one attack per turn.

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier dodgerolls out of Bender's sights and tries to close the distance.

[Incendiary]

Bender shoots glacier

Attack: 12+2
Glacier's dodge: 18-4

The bullet just grazes for 5 damage.

Hunter repeatedly bonks Bender on the head.

Attack: 18-1
Bender's defence: 5+3
Second strike: 18-1
Bender's defence: 15+1
Your first strike hits Bender for 12 damage, but the second hit is blocked successfully.

Reali shoots the Airpod Shotty at Hunter while stay just outside his melee range.

Attack: 20+2
Hunter's dodge: 12+0

"It's a supercritical hit!"

Hunter is blasted backwards by the beats, dealing 20 damage and preventing them from defending against attacks next turn.

Glacier dodgerolls out of Bender's sights and tries to close the distance.

Roll: 12-2
You do alright, at least you didn't break your back or anything.

Bender's on 76HP
Hunter's on 20HP
Glacier's on 59HP
Reali's on 84 HP

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender fires randomly

[realicraft]

Shoot at Hunter again.

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier goes into melee range and tries to control Bender's gun so he can't use it while hitting him with the dispenser. Probably not the intended use.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter heals himself.

[Incendiary]

Bender fires randomly

Welp no BBCode.
You fire randomly and one of the shots goes towards Glacier
Attack: 19-1
Glacier's dodge: 6-4

Teh boolet hits for 21 damage bringing them down to 38HP

Shoot at Hunter again.

attack but lowercase: 9
Hunter's dodge: 9-9
It's a close one! However, Hunter's inability to defend themselves means they is struck by some beats. 14 damage.

Glacier goes into melee range and tries to control Bender's gun so he can't use it while hitting him with the dispenser. Probably not the intended use.

Bender's already hit you, so that doesn't go too well.
Attack: 8-1
Bender's defence: 17+3

Bender prevents you from fighting back.

Hunter heals himself.

I'd make another one of the Megamind memes like last time but I don't feel like it.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender, seeing Glacier in close range, fires at Glacier again.

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier tries to take advantage of close range by grabbing Bender's hands and pointing the gun away.

[Incendiary]

Bump

[realicraft]

Shoot at Hunter yet again, since no one else is around.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

It's a close one! However, Hunter's inability to defend themselves means they is struck by some beats. 14 damage.

aw heck

Hunter defends that attack from reali and smacks Bender by the neck with a spoon.

[Incendiary]

Bender, seeing Glacier in close range, fires at Glacier again.

Attack: 1+0
Glacier's dodge: 6+0

Glacier tries to take advantage of close range by grabbing Bender's hands and pointing the gun away.

Attack: 14-4
Bender's dodge: 6+1

Glacier doesn't manage to do more than slap the gun. Also, you can't block other people's attacks if they post before you.

Shoot at Hunter yet again, since no one else is around.

Attack: 20+0
Hunter's dodge: 12-1

*intense beats intensify*
Hunter is engulfed in high-power high-quality electronic music. Their body is flung into the wall of the arena, disintegrating them almost as soon as they respawn across the field.

Reali has acquired Spinny Thing!

It's a close one! However, Hunter's inability to defend themselves means they is struck by some beats. 14 damage.

aw heck

Hunter defends that attack from reali and smacks Bender by the neck with a spoon.

Lol nope u ded

Attack: 4+0
Bender's defence: 11-1

Lol nope u ded

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender backs away out of glacier's range before firing at glacier again

[realicraft]

Figure out what the Spinny Thing does.

(also, if you can't block after a post, then how are you supposed to know when to block)

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier dispenses hot sauce at Bender in return.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter just whacks everyone out of spite and madness.

[Incendiary]

Bender backs away out of glacier's range before firing at glacier again

Bender's attack: 11+0
Glacier's dodge: 18+0

It's close, but I think Glacier might be using cheats. This luck is exceptionally high.

Figure out what the Spinny Thing does.

(also, if you can't block after a post, then how are you supposed to know when to block)

The Spinny Thing is rather long, and has a chainsaw-like system in the middle, powering two sawblades on each end of the thick metal pipe thingy. It seems to have a lot of power.

(That's the neat part, you don't. Blocks are automatic. Nuff said. If you want to improve your chances of not getting hit, maybe post earlier and move your character away from others)

Glacier dispenses hot sauce at Bender in return.

Attack: 3+4
Bender's dodge: 12-1

It's made a puddle of spicy stuff a fair distance away.

Hunter just whacks everyone out of spite and madness.

Attack: 19+1
Random attack: Reali
Reali's defence: 14+1

Hunter attacks Reali, but they block and engage in whatever sort of standoff this is. Someone's gonna fail idk.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender runs straight at Glacier, guns blazing, from point blank range.

[realicraft]

Use one of the sawblades to saw right through Hunter.

Hunter attacks Reali, but they block and engage in whatever sort of standoff this is. Someone's gonna fail idk.

also who's "they"?