The TBG's Gun Game: now with 38% less funny and 11% heavier!

[realicraft]

"Ooh, this is just like Item Asylum!"

Reali aims the Airpod Shotty at Hunter and fires twice whilst walking towards them.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter deflects whatever the Airpod Shotty fires and whack Reali with the spoons again.

[Luigis_Pizza]

I like your reference so nothing wiil be said

Bender looks for rocks so he can use his  T H I C C   P I P E as a blow gun

bomp

[Incendiary]

Hunter finds a water source and pours the water onto himself.

He then smacks Bender in the face, with both spoons coming from opposite sides, crushing Bender in the middle.

Glacier's defence: 18-1

Glacier literally has a 0 in defence??

They provide small bonuses, but nothing massive. 0 means a minus 1 to all defence, 1 is no bonuses, it's a bit complicated but I'll explain as I go.

Attack: 1+0
Bender's defence: 11+1

Hunter misses by a lot. Oof.

"Ooh, this is just like Item Asylum!"

Reali aims the Airpod Shotty at Hunter and fires twice whilst walking towards them.

Well yes but actually no.

Attack: 8-1
Hunter's dodge: 14+0

Reali fires beats so powerful they can do serious damage. However, the double vine boom blasts miss.

Hunter deflects whatever the Airpod Shotty fires and whack Reali with the spoons again.

You can't deflect the beats, but you can whack Reali with the spoons (again?)

Attack: 17+1
Reali's defence: 15+1

"An impressive strike, Reali's block only partially stops the damage!"

Second strike: 14+2
Reali's defence: 4+1

Reali is hit twice by the spoons for 6+15=21 damage!
Reali's on 79HP

Hunter's on fire and takes 4 damage!
Hunter is on 76 HP
Hunter's flames go out in 2 turns.

I like your reference so nothing wiil be said

Bender looks for rocks so he can use his  T H I C C   P I P E as a blow gun

There are no rocks.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender looks for someone to smack over the head with his T H I C C   P I P E

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier continues throwing flames, contradictory to his namesake, at Hunter.

[realicraft]

Reali uses the Airpod Shotty at Glacier whilst looking away for some reason

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier moves to evade the n o i s e with a burst of his jets.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter scoops up the hot sauce mid-air and repels it back at Glacier.
He also bonks Glacier in the head for attacking him.

[Incendiary]

Bender looks for someone to smack over the head with his T H I C C   P I P E

There's Glacier, Reali and Hunter.

Glacier continues throwing flames, contradictory to his namesake, at Hunter.

Attack: 7-4

The flames miss.

Reali uses the Airpod Shotty at Glacier whilst looking away for some reason

Attack: 6+2
You looking away is probably why you missed.

Glacier moves to evade the n o i s e with a burst of his jets.

No need, but you move anyway.

Hunter scoops up the hot sauce mid-air and repels it back at Glacier.
He also bonks Glacier in the head for attacking him.

Attack: 18-2
Glacier's defence: 1-1

The attack is successful, dealing 16 damage to your attacker.

Unfortunately, it restores the on-fire duration.

Glacier takes 16 damage!
Glacier is on fire for 4 turns!
Glacier takes an additional 4 damage and is on 80HP!

Hunter is on fire for 4 turns!
Hunter takes 4 damage and is on 72HP!

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender bonks reali with his T H I C C   P I P E

[realicraft]

Before Bender can do that, Reali hits him point-blank with the Airpod Shotty.

[Wolfslime123]

In his wild frenzy to bat away the flames, Glacier waves the cannon wildly around, spraying hot sauce all over the floor in front and around him.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter finds a water pool and put out the fire with a scoop of water.

[Incendiary]

Bender bonks reali with his T H I C C   P I P E

Attack: 16+2

Before Bender can do that, Reali hits him point-blank with the Airpod Shotty.

I don't think so.
Reali's defence: 6+0
Reali gets absolutely B O N K E D dealing 24 damage and preventing the counter attack from happening.

In his wild frenzy to bat away the flames, Glacier waves the cannon wildly around, spraying hot sauce all over the floor in front and around him.

Attack: 4+2
The attack reaches nobody.

Hunter finds a water pool and put out the fire with a scoop of water.

[Wolfslime123]

But does it make the floor hazardous?

[realicraft]

Reali gets up and shoots Bender with the Airpod Shotty whilst running towards him.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Bender tries to blocl the attack from reali and then counter

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter rolls on the floor because apparently you can put out fire on your body with that.

[Wolfslime123]

Glacier fires in Hunter's general direction while he's distracted by that despite being distracted by also being on fire

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter blocks with a spoon and smothers Bender with the residue.

[Incendiary]

But does it make the floor hazardous?

Reali gets up and shoots Bender with the Airpod Shotty whilst running towards him.

Attack: 10-2
Bender's dodge: 14-1
The attack narrowly misses.

Bender tries to blocl the attack from reali and then counter

You can't exactly block it, but the dodge worked.
Attack: 19+0
Reali's dodge: 14+0
Bender swings at Reali, and while they did jump to avoid getting absolutely smashed, Bender takes out Reali's kneecaps and shins.

Reali takes 20 damage and is now on 56 HP!
Reali's mobility has been significantly reduced for 3 turns1

Hunter rolls on the floor because apparently you can put out fire on your body with that.

Defence (kinda): 5
You only reduce the duration by 1 turn.
Hunter is on fire and takes 4 damage!
Hunter is on 68HP and has 2 turns of on fire left!

Glacier fires in Hunter's general direction while he's distracted by that despite being distracted by also being on fire

Attack: 4+1
How about no

Hunter blocks with a spoon and smothers Bender with the residue.

They happen to have no residue as Glacier missed entirely.

They can, however, attack them.

Attack: 17-1
Bender's defence: 17+2
Bender has blocked the attack, and both are unable to fight. However, Bender has the upper hand and may win this fight.

Glacier is on fire and takes 4 damage!
Glacier is on 76HP and their on fire ends in 3 turns!

[Luigis_Pizza]

After going full tonya mode on reali, bender attacks hunter

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

Hunter uses one spoon as a shield and the other one as an axe.

i.e. blocking with one spoon and attacking with the other

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

No rules against doubleposting, right?


"Glacier, how about a deal - you dispense some hot sauce onto the spoon, and I'll catapult it to damage the other players?"