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[Luigis_Pizza]

I use my archer tower card and attack byron

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

roll

redirect archer tower to automatically shoot luigi

[Incendiary]

I use my archer tower card and attack byron

Archer Tower Active!

You attack with 6 units, and deal a total of 12 damage. Your archer towers do an additional 10 damage.

You roll a 10, and gain 1 ATK on all units.

Your decoy system creates a decoy.

roll

redirect archer tower to automatically shoot luigi

You hit a couple units for 12 damage.

You roll a 10, and all units gain +1 DEF


Jimmy activates their Explosive Barrel card, then attacks for a total of 16 damage.

Jimmy rolls a 15, and gains a Heavy Unit.

[realicraft]

i guess i roll

[Luigis_Pizza]

I roll and attack byron again

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

roll and attack luigi

[Incendiary]

i guess i roll

You roll a 28, and agree with Luigi to not attack each other for 10 turns.

I roll and attack byron again

9 14 11 13 3 6 8  15 7 9 14
19 4 13 19 2 1 10 16 4 17 9
5  2 6  8  9 7 3  4  1 11 10

Unit 6 takes 4 damage
Heavy Unit 2 is protected!
Medic Unit 1 takes 3 damage
Heavy Unit 1 takes 4 damage
Decoy 3 takes 3 damage
Unit 3 is protected!
Unit 5 takes 3 damage
Heavy Unit 3 takes 4 damage
Unit 4 is protected!
Unit 6 takes 7 damage
Heavy Unit 2 takes 6 damage.

You roll a 21, Byron's attacks are deflected!

roll and attack luigi

Luigi's Cringe protects them from being damaged!

You roll a 4 and gain +1 ATK on a random Unit (Unit 3)

Jimmy rolls a 6, gains +2 HP on their second unit, and attacks Carl, dealing 26 damage and eliminating them!

Carl is defeated, and disappears from existance.

New NPC next turn.

[Luigis_Pizza]

roll and attack byron

[realicraft]

okay i guess this is here

i roll again

edit: wait is the cooldown for rolling based on when the roll was posted or when the roll was parsed?

[Incendiary]

okay i guess this is here

i roll again

edit: wait is the cooldown for rolling based on when the roll was posted or when the roll was parsed?

The cooldown is from when the roll is parsed.

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

roll and attack luigi

[realicraft]

bump (because i already rolled)

[Incendiary]

Rolls: 19 22 13 5

roll and attack byron

12 19 14 9  3 15 15 7 3  7 16
11 11 15 11 3 9  8 11 14 7 15
4  7  9  3  1 10 8  6 5  11 2

Medic Unit 1 takes 4 damage and has died!
Medic Unit 2 takes 3 damage
Heavy Unit 3 takes 3 damage
Medic Unit 2 takes 0 damage
A Decoy was Destroyed
Unit 6 takes 7 damage and has died!
Unit 5 takes 6 damage and has died!
Medic Unit 2 takes 4 damage and has died!
Heavy Unit 1 takes 3 damage
Heavy Unit 2 takes 0 damage
Unit 4 takes 0 damage
Heavy Unit 3 Takes 3 damage

You roll a 19, and attack Bryon again. Somehow.

17 13 1 6 8 4  13 1 9 9 17
6  9  4 8 3 10 5  4 5 9 2
10 3 11 6 1 9  4  7 5 8 2

Unit 4 takes 6 damage
Heavy Unit 2 takes 3 damage and has died!
Unit 2 takes 3 damage
Heavy Unit 1 takes 0 damage
Unit 1 takes 0 damage
Heavy Unit 2 takes 0 damage
Unit 3 takes 4 damage
Unit 2 takes 0 damage
Unit 3 takes 0 damage
Heavy Unit 2 takes 0 damage
A Decoy was destroyed

okay i guess this is here

i roll again

You roll a 22, and deal 1 damage to Cavurner, who is inactive and probably never going to return.

roll and attack luigi

Your crew has taken noticeable damage and no Medics are available anymore, but you still have plenty of fight left.

2 3 16 20 12 10 8 19 14
3 4 1  2  9  19 6 17 15
8 6 3  1  5  7  4 2  9

Unit 1 takes no damage
Unit 2 takes no damage
A decoy was destroyed.
A decoy was destroyed.
Unit 7 takes 3 damage
Medic Unit 8 successfully dodged the attack! (wow finally MOV is useful)
Unit 4 takes 0 damage
Medic Unit 6 takes 3 damage
Medic Unit 4 takes 7 damage and has died!

You roll a 13, and gain a medic.

NPC Alex has appeared at level 3 and rolls a 5, obtaining a unit with 1 extra MOV.

[Incendiary]

oi @solitaire, @TheGlassPenguin and @redgreenandblue you're still apart of this

[realicraft]

roll

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

roll

[Luigis_Pizza]

roll and attack byron

[realicraft]

bump

[Incendiary]

For whatever reason I can't post updates on either platform (mobile or PC) which may just be internet but I dunno.

It's probably school internet because why would it be functional (and 90% of updates are made on school wifi) but that doesn't explain PC.

I will try to make an update today but it might not work. 

[Incendiary]

Rolls: 17, 8, 10, 17, 16

roll

You roll a 17, and gain 2 units. You cannot roll again for another 8 hours.

roll

You roll an 8, and a random unit gains 2 attack.

Your decoy system generates a decoy.

roll and attack byron

11 2 1 8 10 3 9 6   5  4 7 <-ATK
7   6 5 8 3   9 5 1   1  9 2 <-TGT
19 6 1 1 2 16 1 12 8 4 9

The Archer Tower hits Unit 5 for 7 damage
Unit 2 deals 0 damage
Unit 1 deals 0 damage
Unit 8 deals 0 damage
The Archer Tower misses
Unit 3 deals 3 damage to Medic Unit 1
Unit 9 deals 0 damage
Unit 5 destroys a decoy
Unit 4 deals 0 damage
Unit 7 destroys a decoy

Oof

You roll a 10, and all units gain +1 ATK

Jimmy rolls a 17, and gains 2 more units.

Alex rolls a 16, gains a medic, and rolls again.
Alex rolls a 26, and gains the Bad Apple card. Wonder what it does.
This is in no way related to my addiction to Bad Apple (the song). Maybe.

[realicraft]

roll

[Incendiary]

(slight update: Roll 28 replaces the 10 turn peace agreement with the ability to steal a card from a random player (who has one ofc) because peace was never an option)

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

grab the extra defensive bombing card and use it if possible

prep the smokescreen bombing card
give the 9 hp unit a steel saber card
and the 10 atk heavy unit the compound bow card

roll and attack luigi

oh and please remind me what the mov stat is used for

[Incendiary]

grab the extra defensive bombing card and use it if possible

otherwise steal the archer tower card from luigi and use that

use the smokescreen card on luigi
give the 9 hp unit a steel saber card
and the 10 atk heavy unit the compound bow card

roll and attack luigi

oh and please remind me what the mov stat is used for

Okay, I'm gonna retcon that:
To steal a card, you need to roll a 28. Additionally, you can't steal specific cards or from specific users. As I said, it's random.
The "Smokescreen Bombing" card only works when someone attacks you. That means you can't play it until you're hit, unless you prepare it beforehand (which I guess I'll let you do)

"MOV" is your unit's chance out of 100 to evade the attack. It, uhh, seems to be very ineffective as whenever I roll it, it misses. Most of the time, at least.

I'll do rolls tomorrow

[realicraft]

bump (i think it's tomorrow)