Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Luigis_Pizza]

Fortunately, there is lots of dried pineapple as rations so that the villagers can survive just outside the blast zone and not quite into the trap.

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, there's a pineapple bombing

[solitaire]

fortunately, the explosives are slow and weak, so the villagers just get out of the way (not into the trap of course)

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, the explosives trigger another landslide

[TheGlassPenguin]

fortunately, it just stops and the land that was sliding disappears into thin air.

[solitaire]

unfortunately, the villagers were standing on it, and are now falling

[Orb Fish]

Fortunately, all the villagers press B just before they hit the ground, preforming a midair kick and negating any fall damage.

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, in this game, fall velocity does not impact fall damage, only fall distance does. The villagers die of fall damage

[TheGlassPenguin]

fortunately, all of the villagers have extra lives, except for jeffery

[Gilbert189]

Unfortunately, the extra lives is just a little short to what's needed to survive the fall.

[TheGlassPenguin]

fortunately, a l t e r n a t e r e a l i t y

[solitaire]

unfortunately, said alternate reality had the apomixis tech and high duplication, so each villager needs to fight 11 bosses (with 100% durability) at once.

[TheGlassPenguin]

fortunately, they manage to get the most possible makeshift weapons.

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, they suck, and can't be used against anything that isn't a rabbit

[Gilbert189]

fortunately, a tech is nearby and they got a boom bot

[TheGlassPenguin]

unfortunately, YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED HAHAHAHAHAAHHH

[Luigis_Pizza]

Fortunately, It was monopoly

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, it was Cheaters Edition and I steal all your money

[Luigis_Pizza]

Fortunately, I'm sitting next to the bank

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, it was recently robbed and is on lockdown

[Luigis_Pizza]

Fortunately, im the security guard

[redgreenandblue]

Unfortunately, you work the night shift and it is 11:00 AM

[Luigis_Pizza]

Unfortunately, you work the night shift and it is 11:00 AM

<ngv>lol I actually do</ngv>

Fortunately, I sleep until it is 12am

[Incendiary]

Unfortunately, you can't sleep properly.

[Luigis_Pizza]

Fortunately, I take pills