9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[shpeters]

10/10

"How do you learn things from a number with no actual value?"

[BECAUSEIAMANGEL]

10/10

"So, this SCRATCH can make games?? Can you make a DS game??"

[jji7skyline]

9/10

"Soundbooth... uh... like a photo booth, but with sounds???"

[shpeters]

9/10

"Don't you need spiders to make websites?"

[tbg52]

9.639/10

32. "You program with snakes?!?!?!?!" (think about it )

[mythbusteranimator]

Hi, mitchboy.

9/10

"Why make a calulator program when you have one on your desk?"

[tbg52]

Hi.

8.7639/10

"Isn't Flash a Technical Machine?"

[shpeters]

9/10

"Why use HTML when you can just use a website builder?"

[jji7skyline]

10/10

"Stop using ACRONYMS!!!"

[tbg52]

9.639/10

Reposting since shpeters got outposted:
"Isn't Flash a Technical Machine?"  If you get it, I will give you a cookie.

[shpeters]

I don't get it/10

"Isn't Python dangerous?"

[tbg52]

8.104/10 (Btw, it was a reference to Pokemon)

38. "What's a computer?"

[jji7skyline]

8.5/10

39. "My computer won't turn on!"
     "Plug it in."

[jji7skyline]

bump

[maxskywalker]

8.74645/10

"Oh cool, what does code look like?"
*shows screen*
"So where are all the 1's and 0's?"

[shpeters]

9/10

"Would it kill you to use normal parentheses?"

[BECAUSEIAMANGEL]

9/10

"Why are you putting your fingers on squares with letters and numbers?"

[sanjayraj]

bump
9/10.
What's a program? Is it a pie?

[ka-doink4545o0]

8/10
When the programmer goes to the bathroom, delete everything he's just written and say, "Why were you staring at a blank screen for hours?" when he comes back.

[SplatKirby]

9/10
"Do you program in the Italian language too?"

[360-International]

9/10, some Italian people do.

46. "Where can I download more RAM for my computer?"

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

5/10

"Why is Windows 8 more advanced than Windows 2000?"

[jji7skyline]

12/10

48. Can you speak binary? Teach me!

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

7/10

"Sorry, but I don't want to go to an Opera."
Good night.

[shpeters]

9/10

"How do you program with minerals?"