9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[MrFlash67]

Why would you ever hit your online friends?

[7734f]

7/10

10/10

Google? Man, how big is your hard drive space?

Someone rate this please

Photoshop? You can buy photos with a PROGRAM!?!? Awesome!

[TheAwesomeFace]

1: 9/10
2: 9/10

You code with Python? Can I meet him?

[7734f]

9/10

Word? What are you a rapper?

[PreoKid]

10/10

"Is your program running? You'd better go catch it!"

So that's what a potato feels like...

[Epicness123]

11/10

You put Internet Explorer in the trash? Ill go get it out of the dump for you.

[joefarebrother]

8/10

There's a bug in your computer? I'll get the insect spray!

[SuperJedi224]

89,129/1,048,576 (1,048,576 Bytes = 1 Hexadecimal Megabyte)

"What do you mean those two vertical bars are an OR symbol? And why do you need TWO ampersands for the AND symbol?"

[7734f]

lolwut/10

Your computer has Audacity? I thought computers had no personality whatsoever. *shrugs* Oh well, maybe I'm Mister right now!

[jrbc1]

8/10

"You use Ruby in your computer? Let me take it and sell it for a million dollars and drink some of that "Java" coffee for celebrating, but take care, because that "Python" can bite you"

[PreoKid]

About sums it up/10

"You program on a Macintosh? Personally, I prefer Granny Smith, but each to his own..."

Code Select Expand

I'm quoting in a code box, just for YOU.

[TheAwesomeFace]

10/10

Notepad++? Is that an upgrade to Notepad?

[PreoKid]

9.10/10

"You program? Can you hack the government for me?"

Come on, that would make SOMEONE facepalm, right?"

[7734f]

10/10

So when you do this "scripting" does that mean you're writing a play?

[MrFlash67]

F/10
Why are you shouting at a lot of text? Is that a bit mean?
(I feel like doing that. )

[GeonoTRON2000]

5/10

#include?  I didn't you had a Twitter!

[MrFlash67]

You got a C for setting objectives? I feel for you.
(Do you know how to contact Cassiedragon?)

[7734f]

F/10
Why are you shouting at a lot of text? Is that a bit mean?
(I feel like doing that. )

What's "f" out of 10?

9/10

You have the kindle app on your PC? Cool! Bring it camping and we can start a fire with it.

[SuperJedi224]

398,459/1,048,576

"I saw the code for your computer program yesterday. It looked easy. It's just a bunch of words, and most of them are misspelled." (Anyone get the reference?)

[MrFlash67]

10/10

Why do you think opening a file is hard? You jut double click it.

(@7 Hexadecimal!)

[scratchisthebest]

1110/1111

"Where's the Start menu on your so-called 'Linux box'?"

[MrFlash67]

11/10
A server? What is its IP? What is your Minecraft name?

[jji7skyline]

9/10

What's an IGN?

[TheAwesomeFace]

D/10

"I make mods."
"You make moderators?"

[chocolatepenguin]

5/10

This computer renders stuff?!  Make it render "Hi.  I am a computer" in French!