9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[ka-doink4545o0]

9/10
"I thought Perls were from oysters.

[mythbusteranimator]

9.8/10


"Soo...do you build your database with LEGOs or tinker toys?"

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

/10

"There's a farmer in the Dell? Is he friendly?"

[Rehydration]

10/10

I believe we're supposed to number.

56. "Uhm, the exclamation mark goes after the word." (!DOCTYPE)

[ka-doink4545o0]

8/10
57. "What?! There's a Python in the Dell?! I'll save you, farmer!"

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

8/10

58. "Who is this 'Almighty Webmaster' you keep referring to?"

[Zoomreddin]

8/10


A computer programmer? You mean like those guys who animate movies?

[chocolatepenguin]

6/10

If you work for Microsoft then why do you use BASIC?

[jji7skyline]

6/10 isn't Visual Basic a MS language?

why does your javascript say i++? does it have anything to do with c++?

[TheAwesomeFace]

8/10

20 GOTO 10? It looks like you're missing a space.

[joefarebrother]

9/10

Why do you keep on threatening your PHP with "or die"?

[PreoKid]

10/10

"Strings? Loops? What are you doing, knitting?"

Don't even think about those bagpipes.

[7734f]

10/10

RAM? What's RAM? There's a sheep in your computer? Man he must be small.

[PreoKid]

10/10

"Um, isn't there only supposed to be one equal sign?"

Doors won't slam for justice, just ice.

[TheAwesomeFace]

10/10

You code with rubies? You must be rich!

[7734f]

10/10

Windows? You like windows better than apples? Well granted, windows give you a view, but still, apples are tasty!

[ilawson]

*facepalm* 10/10

You have a python in your computer? Do you feed him the computer mouse?

[joefarebrother]

10/10

Java script? Is that a play about coffee?

[7734f]

10/10
You have a blender in your computer? Do you use it for mesh programming?

[ilawson]

10/10
Ask him if he is rich then cut him off as he is about to awnser asking for money

[GeonoTRON2000]

3/10 that's a stereotype.

Hex?  I didn't know you could do magic! :O

[powerpoint56]

9/10

Ruby? Oh, I love jewels. Can you give me some of your computer-generated ones???

[3DSfan12345]

10/10 would eat again
Linux? Is that some kind of game?

[7734f]

10/10

Google? Man, how big is your hard drive space?

[7734f]

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