9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

6/10

Flash is the superhero, right? So his first name is Adobe...

[Seam49]

1/10

my computer was running out of charge so i opened windows powershell but what do i do to give it more power?

[red herring]

6/10

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SELECT userid FROM counter WHERE channel_channelid IN (SELECT channelid FROM channels WHERE guildid IN (SELECT guildid FROM games WHERE gameid IN (SELECT gameid FROM table1 WHERE ...)) ORDER BY usercount DESC LIMIT 10


[Seam49]

1/10

)'DROP TABLE hi computer can you insert the name of an important table here ;—-

[SuperKamekArea]

5/10

Wait

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error: NodeJS not foundHow many nodes does it need?

[SuperKamekArea]

bump since this is inactive

[Seam49]

0/0 for the bump.

SELECT * FROM users WHERE id > -1;

SELECT * FROM users WHERE Gender = 'male' OR gender = 'female' OR gender = 'other';

[SausageMcSauce]

Don't get it / 10

C++? Did you mean you get an A++ at some thingamajigy called 'programming'? Wait, is programming used to make TV shows?

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

10/10

Wait, is Javascript a language? You might have misspelt Javanese or Japanese...

[SuperKamekArea]

7/10

Noob: "<marquee>"? What the, STOP YOU HACKER!!
Programmer typing HTML in notepad: I'm not hacking, it's just HTML, I'm making a new server
Noob: what's with all the boxes?
the same programmer again: *sigh* *facepalm* (•<°)

Don't judge my kaomoji skills

[SuperKamekArea]

(ignore this)bump

[Byron_Inc_TBG]

10/10

Programmer using inspect element to change some layout.
Noob: Whoa, how did you hack [insert website name]?

[SuperKamekArea]

9/10
Noob: what does this do?

setInterval(() => {
  window.open().document.write(document.documentElement.outerHTML || document.documentElement.innerHTML);
}, 10);

Programmer: NO DONT TOUCH RUN!! THAT INTERNET EXPLORER 11 IS REALLY MEMORY-WASTING!
Noob: *R U N*
Computer: *C R A S H   F R O M   P O P U P S*
Meme maker: haha computer go brr
(Had issues and 403 forbidden here)

[SuperKamekArea]

b u m p

[SausageMcSauce]

5/10

Sorry, I cannot program Python. Someone I know was bitten by one.

[PkmnQ]

7/10

Can you DDoS the JS using Python, or do I need to use the Java?

[Zan]

I don't get it because I'm not good at text based programming/10

"Print? No I don't want it to use my printer."

[TheGlassPenguin]

i mean, it won't use your printer if you aren't writing javascript

what do you mean just opening the index.html in the web browser doesn't count as testing? it loads just fine and doesn't crash!