9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[7734f]

5/10

You know, you're only supposed to use semicolons separating two independent clauses, not after every line.

[Bklecka]

6/10
Replace his code with a loop of console.beep(), run it, and run for your life

[Hyperspaceguy]

8/10

"Java? You mean the island? It's an island right? Where they grow the coffee?"

[Zaneki]

8/10
"Hey, server! Where's my coffee?"

[PreoKid]

14/10

"What does it mean, Syntax Error? The Doctor defeated the Syntax in that Christmas episode! They can't be back!"

(Sycorax, for those who didn't catch the reference)

[joefarebrother]

8/10
Are you rich? You program with rubies and pearls.

[Bklecka]

5/10

DDOS attack? Is he throwing old computers at you?

[Zaneki]

8/10

"But isn't Browser the bad guy in Super Mario?"

[Bklecka]

10/10

Why does this Steam thingy have no steam in it?

[Zaneki]

8/10

"DUDE, WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR COMPUTER IN THE MICROWAVE?!"
"It froze!"

[Bklecka]

9/10
Firewall? What wall of fire?

[PreoKid]

9/10

Execute file?
"Die, wordpad! Die!"

[Zaneki]

9/10

"Word processor? Eew. I'd rather have my words made naturally."

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

/10

"So, should I type "/dev/zero" into a Linux's control module bar? I think I will."

[MrFlash67]

??/10 (What does it do?)

Pygame? You play games with snakes? Do they enjoy Snakes and Ladders?

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

/10

(@MrFlash67: It erases everything on the hard disk as fast as it can.)

"So, you have an Amiga? Does that mean that your computer is your girlfriend?"

[LeDerpy123]

9/10
BBCode?
I thought it was British Broadcasting Channel.

[PreoKid]

10/10

"I called the exterminator, I hope you don't mind."
"Why would you do that?"
"Well, you kept going on about how bad your mouse was..."

[Zaneki]

9/10

"Clear my cache?? No way, I work too hard for my money!"

[Bklecka]

10/10

BASIC doesn't look basic.

[tailskirbyyoshifan]

10/10

"Help! This penguin has invaded my Linux OS!"

[Bklecka]

9/10

Google? That's a lot of pages!

[joefarebrother]

?/10

So this antivirus thingy stops you from getting ill?

[Zaneki]

9/10
(A googol is 10^100, i.e., a huge number. Written out, it looks like this: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

"Javascript? Are you writing a play about coffee?"

[joefarebrother]

1/10 I used that almost exactly on the previous page.

You have a compiler? Does it make piles of computers?