9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

[DrKat123_TBG]

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commands:
    comment: look ma, weird programming syntax in NATURAL LANGUAGE WOOT WOOT
    say hi
    assign hello to the variable x
    say variable:x
    terminate and return object:null
    comment: yay no semicolons
:end

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commands:
    repeat for 10 times:commands:
        say ok
    :end loop
    repeat for x in range 1 to 10:commands:
        say ok
    :end loop
 terminate and return object:null
:end


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commands:
    new function say_goodbye with arguments:[bye]:define:
        if arg:bye = 1:then:
            say goodbye
        :end if
        else if arg:bye = 2:then:
            say g'bye
        :end if
    :end define
    say_goodbye with arguments [1]
:end
            (Guaranteed to make me facepalm ALL DAY)

[PrincessPandaTBG]

7/10

[Tymewalk]

10/10


"Hey! So I wrote some Cobra or whatever snake code you guys use!"

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from Europe import shoes, chocolate, etc.

print my report on the Civil War

2 + 2 = 4

stuff = 50% of other stuff

C++


[PrincessPandaTBG]

200/10

*sees command line thing Python uses*

DID PYTHON JUST INSTALL A VIRUS?!?

[joefarebrother]

8/10

Check out my Tic-Tac-Toe program!

[PrincessPandaTBG]

6/10

Opera? Am I gonna watch an opera? Is it Carmen?

[PrincessPandaTBG]

[Bump, just to let you know that Opera is a web browser.]

[Flowermanvista]

EDIT: I seem to have posted in the wrong topic. Please disregard this post and carry on like normal.

[PrincessPandaTBG]

Broken image/10

*referring to FireFox* Hey, that's animal abuse!

[CatsUnited]

thats what peta said

8/10

Why would you use Linux? When it breaks, you dunno what to do! Use Windows because 90% of peope use it too and its not cmpilcqted with treminal and stuff.
(spelling mistakes intentional)

[PrincessPandaTBG]

???/10

Novice: I didn't know you could code television programs!
Nerd: I mean computer programs. *facepalm*

[findanegg]

wut/10

Oooh, you know HQ9+? That sounds complicated!

[PrincessPandaTBG]

Lol/10

Where are the images?!?! Why is there just text?!?!

[findanegg]

LOLOL/10

Oh, is </sarcasm> an actual code in HTML?

[edward789121]

XD/10

raw_input? Why isn't it cooked?

[findanegg]

lol/10

OMG, how did you get Contra to run on your computer? Wasn't that supposed to be for the NES or something?

[Flowermanvista]

7/10

"Cookies? What kind are they? Can I have some?"

[edward789121]

Bump

[PrincessPandaTBG]

100000000/10

How come Windows didn't come up? All it said was "Windows did not shut down successfully..."

[edward789121]

6/9

there is a python in your computer? NEVER FEAR! i'll put killcode.py in it!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Trepak]

6/10

HTML? Yeah, that's pretty much just Flash, right?

[NuclearArmadillo]

8/10

I keep typing in string but im getting a sytax error! Wth java?

[P-Code]

9/10

Java is easy. You just make coffee and pour it into the computer.

[Tymewalk]

SDOEUWJKQFHOLIVCQNEFLWCBY@IS@/10

So you can just type into that weird screen and make stuff happen? Cool! Can you make a chatbot that works on Facebook? It should be easy!

[PrincessPandaTBG]

10/10

Yay, you got a jewel in your computer! *grabs out hammer*

(Referring to Ruby, the programming language)