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9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

Started by 360-International, Oct 08, 2012, 04:56:40 PM

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red herring

#276
Sep 22, 2016, 02:41:29 PM Last Edit: Sep 22, 2016, 02:41:49 PM by red herring
9/10
Give a python to a programmer as a gift for his 64th birthday
64th post!
I'm sorry but as an AI language model I cannot write a signature for you. Forging a signature is a criminal offense and is punishable by jail time.

PrincessPandaTBG

#277
Jun 27, 2017, 10:13:32 AM
5/10

I thought programming was like what people do in Scratch.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Scratch137

#278
Jul 01, 2017, 09:15:07 AM
B)/10

Stick an envelope in the disc drive, then ask them why it didn't work (and why your computer is broken). :lol:
hello!
i was most active here in 2017 and 2018.
i still check in sometimes, but not very often.

if you'd like to get in touch, you can reach me on scratch.

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#279
Jul 01, 2017, 09:31:45 AM
8/10

WHY IS THERE A SEMICOLON AFTER EVERYTHING THERE IS NO POINT IN IT
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#280
Jul 05, 2017, 12:16:33 PM
bump();
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

CellularData

#281
Jul 05, 2017, 01:06:17 PM
10/10

Say hello world

Look at my advanced programming skills lol I could probably remake the most massive video game in the world in like an hour lol
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

PrincessPandaTBG

#282
Jul 06, 2017, 10:46:59 AM
10/10

What? Where do I move the pixel art and 3D models? I can't do that with text!
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

lanceisthelegend27

#283
Oct 27, 2017, 12:12:26 PM Last Edit: Oct 27, 2017, 12:12:34 PM by lanceisthelegend27
9/10

What the heck is an https://google.com"> tag? Does it, like highlight all the a's in the google website?
So I just put something cool and original in here, right?

CellularData

#284
Oct 27, 2017, 12:18:10 PM
really/10

oh yeah, i like coding, my teacher showed it to me in fourth grade, we had to drag and drop stuff while copying off a card, yeah, it was really hard. i couldn't see myself actually coding though!!!!! how do you do it!
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

red herring

#286
Oct 27, 2017, 10:21:48 PM
6/10

Sha512? Is that a type of hash brown?
I'm sorry but as an AI language model I cannot write a signature for you. Forging a signature is a criminal offense and is punishable by jail time.

serprinss

#287
Jun 24, 2020, 02:59:49 PM
7/10

flask! why not just use php?
keep on coding
the infinite flood is on page 32

my 4 person PVP stats:
hp: 21
mobility:  7 tiles
Defence: 7
Special: 3

Blunderbus

#288
Jun 24, 2020, 05:40:10 PM
100/10


All programming is is just a bunch of typing random stuff all day. And using way too many semicolons.
join Fragmented Future to conveniently stumble upon performance-enhancing rocks

PkmnQ

#289
Jun 24, 2020, 05:49:26 PM
10/10

print(alert(1)): {
I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
On a journey to a new domain full of enrichment, With auras and curses for your entertainment, The concept of collectibles spent to unblock your path, Is stretched far to create an interesting aftermath. The ideas start simple at their most plain, Followed by golden power breaking constraints, Along with barriers to check you've cleared things out, Although double vision puts their power in doubt. Why raise up when you can instead replace, And why take just some when you can completely erase? Replacing with nothing may sound like obliteration, But there's a good reason for its differentiation. Special colors that melt, fortify, and wash, And blockages not even gold can squash, A loft rumored to be haunted by a certain curse, And a metal whose purity demonstrates its worth. You've just reached amounts less than none, One thing is clear: It has only just begun.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Prism

#290
Jun 24, 2020, 11:52:14 PM
10/10;

"Why does my program keep saying that I need to buy a snake for it to work? This is the message I keep getting:"
Code Select
Error: Python required to run program
she/her | hyper-obsessed Pokémon fan | Necrozma and Zoroark my beloveds

join Fragmented Future to forget that fairy types are immune to dragon-type moves

SausageMcSauce

#291
Jun 25, 2020, 05:33:54 PM Last Edit: Jun 25, 2020, 05:34:08 PM by SausageMcSauce
10/10

Google named an element on the periodic table?

(this is the first time I posted in this so what I wrote is terrible)
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

Seam49

#292
Jun 29, 2020, 07:31:20 PM
10/10 lol


Java, isn't that just coffee, I never knew computers ran on coffee! just like me!

Hans5958

#293
Jul 25, 2020, 12:30:33 AM Last Edit: Jul 25, 2020, 12:35:52 AM by Hans5958
9/10 I saw this joke on the first page of the thread

Java and JavaScript are the same thing, right?
You guys use ScratchStyle?
hans5958.github.io

SuperKamekArea

#294
Jul 25, 2020, 10:36:29 AM
8/10 lol
294: Saying "you can create a game out of a snake??"
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

Blunderbus

#295
Jul 25, 2020, 10:37:59 AM Last Edit: Jul 25, 2020, 10:38:17 AM by Blunderbus
EDIT: ninja'd
6.5/10


Hi, I've never programmed anything before in my life, but I'd like to make Minecraft. Where do I start?
join Fragmented Future to conveniently stumble upon performance-enhancing rocks

SausageMcSauce

#296
Jul 25, 2020, 06:47:29 PM
5/10

<head> and <body>? Is HTML a markup language used to make people?
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.

SuperKamekArea

#297
Jul 26, 2020, 02:04:12 PM Last Edit: Jul 26, 2020, 02:04:30 PM by SuperKamekArea
7/10 lol
Wait, lemme guess, Flash makes big bright flashes using AI to get the flash rate and colors
Edit: pls give a 10/10
My website won't work because the website automatically edits protocols you type (the problem with this shows when your website doesn't support https)
I prefer the radium theme

Switched to google redirect page, seems to work in IE8 on Vista, but not IE6 on XP... at least I made it possible to just click 2 hyperlinks and access my website... for some reason

Seam49

#298
Jul 26, 2020, 08:00:27 PM
15/10

Photoshop, Isn't that where you go to print pictures?

Kuq Mujq Gho

#299
Jul 26, 2020, 09:50:22 PM Last Edit: Jul 26, 2020, 09:54:12 PM by TonyBrown148
7/10 because programmers don't use photoshop.

Free software? Does that means software that costs no money?

(Actually this "free" has the same meaning as in "free speech")
*See XKCD 1688.
Hi. My name is Kuq Mujq Gho. Please call me "Gho".
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Seam49

#300
Jul 27, 2020, 07:34:28 PM
7/10

3D models, like all them photoshopped people in mags? are you making a clothing website?
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