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9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

Started by 360-International, Oct 08, 2012, 04:56:40 PM

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jji7skyline

#226
Mar 30, 2014, 08:53:41 PM
10/10 xD

I don't understand half of what you just said. Also could you download me some hacking programs?
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friendoffriend

#227
Apr 03, 2014, 06:53:30 AM
7/10
Random Person: BASIC? I thought programming was hard!
Me: *facepalm*
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joefarebrother

#228
Apr 03, 2014, 08:42:47 PM
8/10

You have to use different languages? But those words are English, why do you need to program in French now?
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Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Dino

#229
Apr 03, 2014, 08:45:30 PM
10/10 xD

What's with the weird shapes on the bottom of the screen?

(#MacUser)

joefarebrother

#230
Apr 03, 2014, 08:53:33 PM
7/10

You can program with snakes???
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

laser314

#231
Apr 04, 2014, 12:08:01 AM
8/10 overused :P

Kilobytes? Are those poison?
I appear sometimes in the corner of your screen....
Only to vanish in an instant....

Uzi

#232
Apr 11, 2014, 11:36:33 AM
5/10
Don't worry!  I'll save you from the Python by dumping Java on it and I will make it upset by giving it a C on it's report card!
lol this signature was so bad i had to change it to something else

ev3commander

#233
Apr 11, 2014, 11:41:21 AM
2/10
I have regrets.

Uzi

#234
Apr 12, 2014, 12:04:09 AM
Quote from: ev3commanderTBG2/10
You need to say something...
lol this signature was so bad i had to change it to something else

Dino

#235
Jul 02, 2014, 12:49:50 PM
9/10 lol, Uzi

Can I have a cup of Java?

joefarebrother

#236
Jul 02, 2014, 09:37:54 PM
8/10

Do you need glasses because you don't C#?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

derpypretzel

#237
Aug 09, 2014, 12:30:51 AM Last Edit: Aug 09, 2014, 12:31:53 AM by derpypretzel
C? I thought computers didn't like water!

(BTW, I'm a computer programmer. .3.)

derpmeup

#238
Aug 09, 2014, 12:32:28 AM
9/10

A monitor? I don't want my computer to watch me and control me!
Pickin' up activity.

joefarebrother

#239
Aug 09, 2014, 12:48:52 AM
8/10

Hey, I just installed an antivirus for you because this website said you had a virus and redirected me to where I could get one.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Fishmael

#240
Aug 09, 2014, 12:50:41 AM
8/10

Batch? No, I'm not baking anything!
ke a safe just fell on a ca
hived, but I'm happy to tr
ouns are they/she, pleas
ive on the misc forums, i

derpypretzel

#241
Aug 09, 2014, 12:53:57 AM
Keyboard? Dang, I play trumpet!

joefarebrother

#242
Aug 09, 2014, 04:33:20 AM
7/10

This website told me I need to delete system32 to make your computer faster, but now nothing works!!!!!
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

eveadelekitty

#243
Aug 09, 2014, 08:50:28 AM
10/10

DO YOUR GREAT MAGIC, MAGIC MAN. WHAT YOU CALL "JAVASCRIPT GAME" IS MAGICAL, MAGIC MAN.

mmm whatcha sayyyy

joefarebrother

#244
Aug 09, 2014, 08:47:08 PM
8/10

*gasp* You're hacking!!!
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Dino

#245
Jan 01, 2016, 12:07:48 AM
9/10

245. "Can you hack people?"

DrKat123_TBG

#246
Jan 01, 2016, 12:33:18 AM
10/10
246. Why did you use "$"? U like ¢a$h?
this was my previous account

Tymewalk

#247
Jan 01, 2016, 04:39:59 PM
10/10
247. Dude, it's a typo. "elif" isn't a word.
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scratcher7_13

#248
Jan 01, 2016, 09:24:40 PM
5/10 someone said basically the same thing before.

248. "Why does anyone need a computer programmer? Can't they just download the program they want from the internet?"

DrKat123_TBG

#249
Jan 01, 2016, 09:35:17 PM
1000/10
Remember to RESPECT ATers and ME and Programmers!

249. What the heck is a .bat? a bat with a period?
this was my previous account

PrincessPandaTBG

#250
May 29, 2016, 08:07:40 PM
10/10 Don't talk about Rouge the Bat (from Sonic) though.

250. Raspberry Pi? I really want to eat that!
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