News:

The moderation team is holding a poll on the topic of the site's connection to Scratch. More details can be found here. Your feedback is appreciated.

Main Menu

9001 ways to make computer programmers facepalm!

Started by 360-International, Oct 08, 2012, 04:56:40 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 ... 13
User actions

Zaneki

#126
Jul 28, 2013, 05:50:00 AM
8/10
(...Oh. Woops :'P )

"Broadband? Bandwidth? You know it's not nice to make up names for fat musicians..."
    . . .
Some of my Homestuck art
Stop slouching, you limp noodle.
I do not have a cereal addiction. I can quit anytime.

3DSfan12345

#127
Jul 28, 2013, 10:15:50 AM Last Edit: Jul 28, 2013, 10:16:08 AM by 3DSfan12345
10/10
CSS? You mean C++, right? You're stupid. I know more about programming than you, moron, and I'm not even a programmer.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.

Bklecka

#128
Jul 28, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
10/10
World Wide Web?
I didn't see any webs in that museum.....
Houndoom is out to get you deal with it.

joefarebrother

#129
Jul 28, 2013, 06:48:22 PM
7/10

Dreamweaver? You can control people's dreams?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Zaneki

#130
Jul 29, 2013, 04:18:49 AM
8/10

"Operating system? Well, yeah, one would hope that surgeons are organized!"
    . . .
Some of my Homestuck art
Stop slouching, you limp noodle.
I do not have a cereal addiction. I can quit anytime.

Bklecka

#131
Jul 29, 2013, 12:14:31 PM
5/10

Noob? Wut dooz noob meen.
Houndoom is out to get you deal with it.

3DSfan12345

#132
Jul 29, 2013, 12:58:36 PM
3/10.
(This only applies to game designers)
Unreal engine? No, use a real engine.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.

PreoKid

#133
Jul 29, 2013, 01:51:40 PM
9/10

"It says the server crashed. I hope he's okay... He had my Java Coffee."
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

Zaneki

#134
Jul 29, 2013, 02:30:23 PM
cabbage/13.4

"'Gif' or 'jif'?"
    . . .
Some of my Homestuck art
Stop slouching, you limp noodle.
I do not have a cereal addiction. I can quit anytime.

PreoKid

#135
Jul 30, 2013, 08:44:03 AM
9/10

"This 'syntax era' frustrates you? Don't worry! I'll just hop in my time machine and..."

*facepalm*
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

LeDerpy123

#136
Jul 30, 2013, 08:47:11 AM
9/10
Facebook? Where can I buy one?
v If you are cool, you will click this banner. v I quit the TBGs. So...

SplatKirby

#137
Aug 04, 2013, 01:15:52 AM
8/10.

"I think you batched your botch code, or botched your batch code or...hey, what does 'shutdown' do?"
"I'm a Libra, if it matters." -Weezer, Feels Like Summer

tailskirbyyoshifan

#138
Aug 04, 2013, 01:19:04 AM
10/10

"AHH! Get that Python away from me!"

TheAwesomeFace

#139
Aug 04, 2013, 05:37:35 AM
9/10

Math.Random()? Math certainly isn't random!
Only because something is logical doesn't mean its good.
Candy ▷◯◁ Box
Want some fun?

sanjayraj

#140
Aug 04, 2013, 06:04:41 AM
8/10

Kill python? Why would I kill the python? The python would kill me instead.


I'm back. For now.

bookworm

#141
Sep 06, 2013, 07:06:20 PM
7/10

Programming? I thought your computer was already programmed.
:)

joefarebrother

#142
Sep 07, 2013, 01:44:39 AM
10/10

C#? I thought this was programming, not music!
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

shpeters

#143
Sep 07, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
10/10

Is C++ like C but with some extra plus signs everywhere?
Pretend something interesting is here.

tailskirbyyoshifan

#144
Sep 07, 2013, 12:40:31 PM
10/10

"Gimme some Java. Now."

joefarebrother

#145
Sep 12, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
7/10

If you can write C programs in notepad, do you need to write C++ in notepad++?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

LeDerpy123

#146
Sep 13, 2013, 09:54:07 AM
7/10
Thunderbird? Are those in like the rain forest or something?
v If you are cool, you will click this banner. v I quit the TBGs. So...

joefarebrother

#147
Oct 08, 2013, 06:37:45 PM
7/10

"I like Microsoft"
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

joefarebrother

#149
Oct 24, 2013, 07:57:21 AM
9/10

console.log? Who's been putting trees in your game systems?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

soft319

#150
Oct 29, 2013, 11:24:02 AM
9.fish/10

GNU? Why would you want a wildebeest in your computer?
*insert something witty here*
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 ... 13
User actions