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10/10

If you have bought the hand-powered extension to your Wii, make sure you turn the crank at a consistent rate of 3600 RPM (4000 RPM for more resource intensive games)

my arms are going to fall off!

don't use the wii as a wii. the recursion monster will appear.

8-9/10

Please refrain from applying corrosive substances such as bromine, sodium hydroxide, sulfuric acid, and hydrogen peroxide to the disk slot of your Nintendo Wii, as this will void warranty.

Just the warranty/10

The Wii's ability to be used within North Korea has not yet been assessed. It's recommended you do not use one there to avoid an all-out war between nations

7/10

Please do not insert Belgium into your Wii.

what/10

do not attempt to hotwire your wii. it's not a car, dan.

dan/10

Do not play a Game by EA on your Wii as several Pay walls will be added to your Wii menu and Some buttons on the Wii remote

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do not post your wii in the scratch april fools day forum.

i better check it/10

Do not feed your Wii steroids, it will not run faster

+-1000 buffness\10

do not allow your wii to make physical contact with The Stick.

4/10

The Wii does not like sand, gravel or similar materials. Do not attempt to feed your Wii with them or you may turn your Wii into a public liability.

minecraft/10

Don't give your Wii Nike Shoes. Just Don't Do it.

NIKE/10

Don't ask your Wii if it supports USB 3.0 or 2.0, as it will just get confused on why you are suddenly talking about USB.
inspired by a real conversation by an c.ai character

USB/20

Stop buying things off of the Wii eShop, Nintendo doesnt need more money.

rip 3ds/10

don't use your wii as a radio receiver. particularly when dan's talking on the air.

brrr/10

Do not buy a replacement wii off of ebay, you will recieve a wi instead

10/10

do not go to the amusement park with your Wii, eat blue cotton candy, take your wii on a roller coaster, then vomit on it when you get off!

5/10

Do not ignore your Wii's requests, no matter how bad they are.

7/10

If your Wii has a disc error, run

7/10

Do not allow your Wii to acquire a skateboard. It'll be too ballin' for your own good.

Ballin/10

Don't sing In The End to your Wii or it will turn into Dr. Kleiner or Eli

Doesn't even matter/10

We did not intend for you to power a large number of Nintendo Wii units using a 5.7L Twin-Turbo V8 and electrical generators, that may cause an imbalance in Earth's magnetic field, rotation and orbit.

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