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Ah, apologies, it appears I accidentally turned the bowl portal on while carrying the soup. Here, let me just turn it off.

Waiter, my soup turned itself into a solid substance of sponge-like texture!

Did you put an NES cartridge dipped in battery acid that was crushed by a hydraulic press into the Porridge Sports Balance Board™'s battery slot?

Waiter, every sip I take of my soup makes me feel hungrier. Why is that?

The soup is cursed

Waiter! There's a Soup in my Soup in my Soup in my Soup in my Soup in my Soup!

woah that's a lot of soup

Waiter! There's an Anime rekting weapon in my soup!

You can have it.

Waiter, my soup is black and has swashes of purple in it. I ate some, and now I feel a little weak. Is it safe to eat?

no, you ate the nether portal or an enderman... the zombie pigmen might attack you from the inside

waiter, there's Minecraft crashing in my soup!

Stop trying to run it on Windows XP soup

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*The Game Simulator ™ has stopped working*

You may have purchased a Game Soup from our Game Soup Shop at Game Land, please follow this 9000 page useless instruction manual that nobody reads

Waiter, there's a CHAOS EMERALD in my soup

no, that's a chaos diamond. no, wait, that's plutonium.

waiter, there's a floor tile in my soup!

Dial 94-192-485-133 (please do not dial in real-life) to shut down this terror and stop soup production

Waiter, there's MatPat's new channel in my soup!

Well, that's just a theory!

Waiter, there's a book in my soup!

You read? please call the police now to take you away because books are illegal because they make you smart which makes you actually think about our hotel is manipulating you to order food

Waiter, there's a poem that tells you about how your existence doesn't matter because you wil l never reach the success of your dreams and so many people are just left behind, man it's not fair! in my soup!

You probably ordered some sort of elegy or something by accident. Here, let me get you some actual book soup.

Waiter! There's a bunch of CDs of the Nyan Neko Sugar Girls episodes but deep-fried and earbleedingly loud in my soup!

*slowly removes CDs from the soup without saying anything*

Waiter, there are four dog feet sticking out of my soup.

Resolution: Works as intended (you have ordered "Dog Soup", which has a full unslaughtered dead Pomeranian in it)

Waiter, there's a sim card in my soup!

SIM, Outdated

Waiter, There's Waiter, There's, Waiter, There's, Waiter' Theres Waiter, There's, Waiter There's a Waiter, There's a _____ in my soup! in my soup! in my soup! in my soup! in my soup! in my soup!

*security arrives on the scene before you can get to the _____*

Waiter, my bowl is upside-down. I refuse to pick it up until someone tells me what's under the bowl, in case the soup spills out and burns me.

it's cold soup

waiter, there's a sticky note revealing my password in my soup!

AA-Hadi:
 SIM, Outdatedwrong, sim cards are much better than eSIM and RSP, since sim cards can be replaced with other sim cards... meaning you're not locked to Sprint or T-Mobile for all eternity

Quick, post it on the internetz!

Waiter, there's a a continuity error in my soup!

ignore it.

waiter, there's a 'firefox is already running' error in my soup!

*Gives you tech advice that has nothing to do with said firefox error*

Waiter! There's a T-posing Baby Rosalina in my soup!

no, that's a luma.

waiter, there's a personality core in my soup! and it called me "fatty fatty no parents!"

No women?

Waiter, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

no, you forgot the 'u'.

waiter, there's a block of eternal screaming in my soup!

*removes it* How much of your soup did it consume? You're lucky that it didn't drink all of it and turn into a Save File Eater!

!message Waiter, there's a \ in my soup!