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you get wingdings.

i insert the winelayer into the vending machine.

You get a bottle of vodka.

I insert a fresh potato

you get an old one.

i insert irc into the vending machine.

You have mail!

I insert a vacuum into the vending machine (open to interpretation)

you get a mop.

i insert the cobalt theme into the vending machine.

You get the nickel theme.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

You get kicked in the guts for being unoriginal.

I insert a cube of copper into the vending machine

You get a cube of rock worth a fraction of the copper.

I insert my demo tape into the vending machine

You get a record deal.

I insert Mr. Beast.

You get thousands of Mr. Beast copycats.

I Insert a major label contract.

you get screwed by the label.

i insert ẓ̡̡̨̡̧̢̧̡̢̨̨̡̛̛̲͔̯͈̫͎͚̫̺͉̫̯͇͙͙͈̩͎̲͓̭͙̱̙͍̣͕̝̭̫̙͍͍̫̻͓̱̮͈͈̞͙̟̳͈͉̠̩͎̥̦̭̳͈̲͈̹͓͚̤̭̙̥̰͕͎̦̩͕̗̥̙̺̹̺͙̻͍̙̹̳͍̭͎̘͕̪͓͇͙̣̪͉̻̘͖̺̦͈̱̳̗̘̜͓̞̤̥̝̠̬̘̟̳͑́̍̽̆̀̽͂̅̀̓̈̇́͊͌͂̀̓̊̿̓͒̆̈́̓̇́͒̊͐̐͆͂̆͆̽̄͐͑̀̈̓̌͂̆͊͌̌͂͌͆̆̈́̄̊̃̓̐̉͐͑̀͊͑̎̀̂̓̈́̒̎̈͗̏̃͛́̈́͌͐̔̌̄̿͒̇͂͗̂͆͛̐̽̃̆͑̈̽̀̾̓̋̃̆̾̈̎͑̾̈́̈́͋̑́̄̈́̈́̐̍̔̉͐̀̒͌̐̊̇̑̈́̀̍̎̂́̎̂̂͂̅̎͆͆̓̑͂̓̋̓̄̌́̔͛̇̓͊̓́͗͗̂̇͊̿̈̇͌̿͑̐͐̂̅̑͊̽̌̃͌̓͋͋́̽̎̓͒̓̃̿̄̇̏͊̊̒͌͋͐͌̐̄͊͗̓͗̉̚̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̕̚̚̚̚͜͜͠͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠ͅǎ̵̡̧̧̨̧̧̨̢̧̡̢̡̡̨̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̧̛̛̛̛͇̝̳̠̣̣̠͈̬̬̳̟̰͖͔̺̮̻̥̼͎̪̘͔̱̼͖̳̲͇̙̝͍̘̪̳̯͖͙̞̪͈̝͕͙͇̼̪͎̘̺͙̲̞͕͇̜̙̦̞͖̟̝̖̳̤̜̦̤͍̩̣͇̖̞̮̜̜̼̟̮͖͎̯̲̼̟̟̞̗̬̣̠̫̠̰̜͙̳̲̮̩̼̻͈̜̲͓̟̘̗͓̜̥̩͔̞̤̯͙̲͎̠̺̼̠̦̤͙͍̣̭̹̯̻̬̹͇̥̣̞͔̩͖̬͖͇̲͍͔̥̩̻͇̲̘͕̗̰͍̝͎̰̙̯̪͍͇̩͚̞̺̗̲̙̩̲͎̭͚̪̯͕̜̦̱̲̬̪̤̦͕̱͔͖̺̥͙̠͖̻̭͇̦̬̩̼͎̝̤͇͍̳͈͙̞̗̰̬͙̌̒͋͒̀͌͑̿͆̂̃͊̊̆̀͆̇̓̾͆̎́̌̓͌̿̐́͐̈́̉̿̀̍̌̂̈́̓̌͒̃͒͋̈́̆̓́̀̏̏̈̒̀́̈̽̽̄͂͋̓͆̀͒͒͗́͋̊͑̓͛͂͊͗̌̐̆̄̈́̆̈́̆̽͑̀̈̊̐͘̚̚͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅl̵̡̡̛̙̠̣̬̳̙̠͉̦͎̪̣̤̜̞͇̠̱̱̲̙̟̞̻̜͎͙̤̱͚͇̥̉̈̆̆͂̈́̔̆͛̓̒̊͐̀̑̒̿̇͊͒͋͂̾̾͑͛̍̀̏̃̀̈͋̔̿̀́́͛͑͊̈́̀͂̂̈́̃͛͐̓͆̾̊̑̀̏̈́̿̅͑͐͂̿̅̋̅͂͒͆̓͛͒̇̇́̐̀̓̈̎́͂̑̽̑̅͌̀̄́̈́̏̂͒͊̔̏͗̿̃͒͌̂̀͆̏͆̑̂͑͐͆͊́̈͛͊̍̊̌̿̓̃͒͑̂̓͂́̓̓́̊̏̽̀̎̇̎̉́̑͛̊͛͂̓́̎͛̽̃͘͘͘͘̚̚͘̕̕̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅģ̶̛̛̞̲̬̂̒̑̉̇̊̽̒̔̋̌́͗͆̇̽̏̉̋̑͑̈́̒̀̂͑͌͗̆͋̂̅̈̏̉̿͑̐̀̀̌̃̂͆̓̇͑͆̏̓̆̈́̐̀̓̊́̃̈̊͒̀̆̅̈́̊̆̈́͂̀̈͌̿̈́̌͛̔̀̈́̈́̾̈́̐̊́̑̂̈͑̈̂͐̑̾͛̇̃͑̃̽͛͛͗̏̈́̅̅̄̈́͊̕͘̚͘͘͘̚̕̕͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ơ̡̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̠͉̮̹̲͕̲̪̪͍̳͎̠̥̩̗̬͇͍̬͉̩͍̣̗͕̬̜̦̪̱͕̌͌́̅͂̓̏̄͐͋́̔͂̀̊̇͋̓̄͋͌̀̊̇͗̓̓̍͒̒̍̈́͗̀̿̍̽́͆̈́̂͊͗̄̊̃̒̐͊͂̋̂̅͋̈́̃̀̈͆̌̊̑̐̄̋͋̾̅̇͊̉̀̈́̈́̋͋͗͐̀̂̎̊̀́̌͛̈̾͂̅̑̋́̽͛͋̓̾̌̄̽͊͐̆̔́͋̊̈́̎͂̊̓̃͂̉̀̓̉̇͒̀̌͂̔̈́̀̐̔̈́͗͌̈͐̄̀̃͒́̍̃̿̀̀͐̎̇̈́̌͐͋̾̄͐͋̃̓͌͒̉͋͌̈̊͋̌͑̎͑̑̍̊͒̌̈́̊͑̂́̽͊̐̓͗̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̚̕̚͘͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅ into the vending machine.

You get annoyed people who don't bother reading what you've written.

I insert Belgium

You get a Belgian flag, and about 11 and a half million people wondering where their house went.

I insert half a bottle of A&W Root Beer into the vending machine.

you get some random store brand root beer.

i insert catppuccin into the vending machine

You get a flat white. It's cold.

I insert a ripe orange into the vending machine.

you get freshly squeezed orange juice

You get nothing! In fact, I'm going to steal your wallet now.

I insert a mithril ingot into the vending machine

You get J.R.R Tolkien's autograph

I insert a galvan into the vending machine

You get a handgun.

I insert a Gohan

You die of cancer.

I insert a cup of coffee

you get it spilled directly on your lap.

i insert my entire ~/memes folder into the vending machine

You get a 16MB flash drive.

I insert Jelly

You get.... Jello

I insert Panda Eyes

You get a Panda Suit.

I insert 1¢

You get a very small amount of Soft Drink

I insert A python