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THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST AT THE REQUEST OF THE YO MAMA FOUNDATION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, AND THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BEING BROADCAST WORLDWIDE AND YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION. AN ANOMALY OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN HAS BEEN SIGHTED BY POLICE AND CIVILIANS AND WAS SEEN BRUTALLY MURDERING PEOPLE WITH [MEMES] AND A GIANT SWORD. JIMMY NEUTRON HAS IDENTIFIED THIS ANOMALY TO BE ACTIVE IN THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES - UNITED STATES, CANADA, MEXICO, GUATEMALA, BRAZIL, COSTA RICA, VENEZUELA, BRAZIL, DENMARK, SWEDEN, NORWAY, FINLAND, ESTONIA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, POLAND, BRAZIL, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS, BRAZIL, AND BRAZIL. IF YOU ARE WITHIN THESE COUNTRIES, STAY INDOORS, LOCK ALL DOORS AND COVER WINDOWS, DO NOT TRAVEL IN A VEHICLE, AVOID TRAVELLING DURING THE NIGHT AT ALL COSTS AND ENSURE YOU HAVE FOOD AND WATER. AVOID CRINGE MEMES. IF YOU SEE THE ANOMALY, DROP TO THE GROUND AND PLAY DEAD. DO NOT ENGAGE. ARMED FORCES ARE WORKING TO CONTAIN THIS THREAT AND WILL PROVIDE RATIONS TO THOSE IN NEED. NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES SHOULD PREPARE NOW AND FURTHER UPDATES WILL BE BROADCAST IF NECESSARY.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BUMP

I REPEAT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BUMP

(SIREN) Everybody get down, L͕̇̋͛͝ů̶͇i̶̲͉͓͕̿͆ͅg̳̗͓̒̄̆̿͂i̵̧̧̱̫̤͋ is Arriving! (SIREN)

YEET

I LIKE TRAINS

IF YOU DON'T I WILL SEND THE THREAT MENTIONED IN POST #51 TO YOUR HOUSE

THIS IS NOT A TEST
THIS IS NOT A TEST
THIS IS NOT A TEST
THIS IS NOT A TEST

I AM TALKING REALLY LOUD RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?

IF I ACCIDENTALLY BLEW YOUR EARS OUT, I'M SORRY BUT GET BETTER HEARING

I cAn SeE mY vOiCe!!1!!!!!!!!

TWO WORLD LEADERS ARE SIGNING THE NUCLEAR ARMS TREATY. DON'T ASK WHY THIS ALERT HAS BEEN BROADCASTED; WE DON'T KNOW EITHER. IT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE AUDIO RECORDING TECHNOLOGY THAT WE USE.

EEEE, EEEE, EEEE, EEEE, EEEE (trying to make you think it's the microwave)

A mysterious DVD has been circulating on eBay. Please do not purchase the dvd. The seller will go over to your house and kill you.

BREAKING NEWS: BACON

THE TBGS HAVE SWITCHED TO SMF

WEE WOO WEE WOO I AM THE POLICE

ATTENTION ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO WANT KFC AT FRICKIN 11 AT NIGHT! GO HOME!

I HAVE IDENTIFIED THE SOURCE.

TOMATO SOURCE

SOURCE ENGINE

BUMP

MASS MOTORIZATION EVENT

YOUR HOME IS CURRENTLY BEING INVADED. THEY ARE IN YOUR WALLS

(Bupm ᗜˬᗜ)