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Granted, it makes you forget about your many years of friendship with your roommate Hairy Spider the hairy spider and once you find out about your forgotten friendship you are very sad .

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and sets fire to spiders that get killed instantly upon combustion instead of insects and doesn't spawn Minecraft chickens and makes me instantly forget about (and never remember) any spider friends which I may or may not have and tells me how to get into my secret vault with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged.

Granted, you decide you don't want the piano after all because of your great friendship with your roommate Hairy Spider the hairy spider and also because it kills spiders .

Granted, but your deaf

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play.

Granted, but your hands dont work

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play the piano.

Granted, but it is a self playing piano that you need feet to use, but you dont have any.

"and can be used to play the piano."

Doesn't mean they play that specific piano

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos.

Granted. The piano is so badly tuned that it may as well not be functional at all. However, it is still technically functional and can be played, albeit very badly.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly.

Granted, but it is rolling down a hill.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly, and the piano will not be rolling down any form of slope, including a hill.

Granted. It is an 19edo piano. It is tuned flawlessly, because the frequencies are perfectly fine. It has no missing keys, it actually has extra keys.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly, and the piano will not be rolling down any form of slope, including a hill and does not have extra keys

Quote from: TonyBrown148it actually has extra keys.

technically, it doesn't

Granted. The piano doesn't roll down slopes, but slides across flat surfaces for reasons that appear to break the laws of physics.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly, and the piano will not be rolling or sliding down any form of slope, including a hill, and the technically slope 0° ones. and does not have extra keys

Granted. Hitting any key sends you flying backwards while playing random memes and funny noises.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly, and the piano will not be rolling or sliding down any form of slope, including a hill, and the technically slope 0° ones. and does not have extra keys, and will not send me backwards or play unusual sounds without instructions to do so.

Granted. Every time you press a key, the piano sends you flying forwards into the air. Since you are being flung into the air, you are not moving backwards nor are you sliding in any direction.

I wish for an electronic, non-explosive piano that I know how to play and doesn't have any side effects when playing with no missing keys and a functional battery that doesn't leak or have to be removed and can be recharged and it does not limit my ability to hear it play, and I have hands that work and can be used to play all pianos, and the piano is tuned flawlessly, and the piano will not be rolling or sliding down any form of slope, including a hill, and the technically slope 0° ones. and does not have extra keys, and will not send me backwards or >>forwards regardless if flung on the ground or in the air<<, or play unusual sounds without instructions to do so.

granted. the keyboard sends you into brazil when you play a key.