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You decide to be a video game company. Wonder how that'll turn out.
Fill out the sheet to get in:
Name:
Why you decided to start one:
Other things:
Gender (optional!):
Appearance (optional!):
The salary for your developers(skip if developer):
Developer? Yes/No

Name: HELP
Why you decided to start one: OH GOD I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY
Other things: PLEASE STOP
Gender (optional!): I DON'T WANT TO BE A VIDEO GAME COMPANY
Appearance (optional!): PLEASE
The salary for your developers(skip if developer): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Developer? Yes/No

Name: Scratch Cat
Why you decided to start one: meow purr meow wrawr meowwwwww
Other things: Scratch exists, use Scratch instead of all the complicated stuff
Gender (optional!): Scratch Cat
Appearance (optional!): Scratch Cat
The salary for your developers(skip if developer): I enslave my developers. I have 73 million workers that work for me, for free.
Developer? Ask MIT

all accepted

Scratch Cat uses a random number generator and chose the project accordingly.
"336887505... An animation. Nope."
Scratch Cat rolls again.
"518184780... Just a picture of me..."
"127546604... More animations..."
"316001544... Ahh... A Jurassic World creator simulator game."

"Publish."

Oh wait, do you use Scratch?

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGScratch Cat uses a random number generator and chose the project accordingly.
"336887505... An animation. Nope."
Scratch Cat rolls again.
"518184780... Just a picture of me..."
"127546604... More animations..."
"316001544... Ahh... A Jurassic World creator simulator game."

"Publish."

Oh wait, do you use Scratch?

the boss says you're allowed to use these:
Unity
Unreal Engine
GameMaker Studio

but not these:
GameSalad
BuildBox
Scratch

Angered and foresaken, the game company curses every copy of Unity they have to only ever work when HQ Residential House is within the files.

"WELL! I QUIT! I'M ALREADY EARNING PROFIT, I DON'T NEED TO BE LIMITED INSIDE THIS COMPANY."
Scratch Cat ragequits, before boycotting this company.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"WELL! I QUIT! I'M ALREADY EARNING PROFIT, I DON'T NEED TO BE LIMITED INSIDE THIS COMPANY."
Scratch Cat ragequits, before boycotting this company.

actually, the boss is just joking and you can use everything

"Nah, I already have enough power to buy this company."

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Nah, I already have enough power to buy this company."

"YA GONNA SHUT DOWN THIS COMPANY IF YOU OWN IT, JUST LIKE DISNEY SHUT DOWN CLUB
PENGUIN!", the boss said with a on his face.

"It's just a metaphor, I don't really need help here."

Scratch Cat leaves the company.

========== END OF JOKE SIGNUP ==========

Ok here's a genuine one

Name: Grayden
Why you decided to start one: He's very interested in coding
Other things: No
Gender (optional!): Male
Appearance (optional!): Refer to banner
The salary for your developers(skip if developer): $0, they're slaves. Plus he's poor
Developer? No

you have been hired!

A guy named bob bursts in the office, and codes a Unreal Engine game in 40 seconds.

Bumpo.

The district manager is counting his money, waiting for the day someone gets a job.

Bobby breaks in, and starts coding a game at sonic speed.

Name: WHY DID I DECIDE TO CHOOSE THE THING THAT I HATE THE MOST, LESS MORE LESS
Why you decided to start one: BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY EXISTENCE, AND...
POKEMON! YOU ENCONTURED A WILD CRITICAL CRICIS
Other things: MAYBE, YE.. N.. YE.. N. YE. NOOOOOØŸ
Gender (optional!): Non-Binary
Appearance (optional!): REFER TO THE DARKEN ARTS
The salary for your developers(skip if developer): $0, they are ChatGPT
Developer? NO BECAUSE I WANT TO LAND IN A HISTORY BOOK NOT A COMPANY BOO- UGH, EWWWWWWWWWWWW