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This is a game where you make multiple endings for an action.
The KotP makes the action and the others make an ending for it.

To make things fun (and probably easier,) actions should be ambiguous. For example:

I eat an apple from the apple tree.

is allowed, but:

I eat an apple, which looks kinda rotten and ugly. I got it from my friend, who said the fruits are fresh.

is not.

Let's start with this

I go to the store to buy some milk.

Right after you enter the store, 1000 years inexplicably pass by in an instant. The store has long closed down. There are no more employees. Everything has long expired.

There is no more milk. Only cheese.

the bad ending

You get the milk, but it's ultra-pasteurized, so you can't use it to make cheese.

(This post is meme'd)

You get stuck there for some reason, and your children waited for you to go home until they die.

You get the milk.

You bought skim milk. Your daughter loses the milk competition.

You realise you have lactose intolerance after you drink it

You forget that you need milk, and somehow come to the conclusion that you need 5 mops. You now have 5 mops in your house, and still no milk.

You forgot that there's a price inflation on dairy products, and you don't have enough money to buy a bottle of milk.

Someone kills you while you're looking for the dairy section.

The milk you bought is expired

The milk is from the Milky Way.

You bought liquid rubber instead of milk.

You get a Milk album instead of a milk jug.

Edit: Wow, can't believe this topic died for 2 years.

The milk just straight up tastes bad.

The event of you buying milk spawns a boss coffee advertisement, if you've seen it, you know

You tripped on your way home and died.

Only to realize that you still have two gallons of milk in your fridge

The milk is full of brain-eating amoebas

In the end, It doesn't even matter

You tried so hard, and got so far,

But in the end, it comes to your attention that I am rapidly approaching to deliver a fistful of fist at mach 3

On the way you get hit by a 2006 HONDA CIVIC

The store is closed so you go back home

You buy a cow instead, as it was cheaper.