Walmart War v3

Scratchykit · Nov 17, 2020, 03:10:32 PM

i thwack Byron_Inc_TBG with a razer gaming keyboard i'm frantcially swinging by the cord.

serprinss · Nov 17, 2020, 06:20:42 PM

i try to leave

Byron_Inc_TBG · Nov 17, 2020, 06:52:47 PM

I held the keyboard and smacked at serprinss. I jumped on Iolitestar.

gilbert_given_TBG · Jan 28, 2021, 01:27:14 PM

Looking around, I see a cash register near me. I throw it to Byron, but that didn't work.

Byron_Inc_TBG · Jan 28, 2021, 02:44:23 PM

I dodged it, stole all the cash, and asked Gilbert if he want to team up.

gilbert_given_TBG · Jan 28, 2021, 03:10:33 PM

I said "Okay."

Byron_Inc_TBG · Jan 28, 2021, 06:27:42 PM

I used tape to seal the door.

SausageMcSauce · Jan 29, 2021, 05:18:51 AM

I mix bleach, gasoline/petrol, hand sanitiser, hair gel and lemonade and rub it into the above person's hair. I set it alight.

Byron_Inc_TBG · Jan 29, 2021, 11:23:15 AM

I ran towards water.

Then I did the same thing.

gilbert_given_TBG · Sep 23, 2021, 01:29:29 PM

I got the banana.

Should this be a polyglot?

PhantomLuigi · Feb 16, 2022, 10:17:58 PM

I throw a pillow at a crying child

TwilightSeleneMisty · Feb 16, 2022, 10:28:27 PM

I have no idea what an Walmart has, so I assume it's a grocery store and start a food fight by yeeting watermelons at random people.

Incendiary · Feb 16, 2022, 10:47:43 PM

Think that but also Costco.

I build a makeshift smashing tool out of several metal pieces welded together and I'm stockpiling all the graphics cards, PS5s and Xboxs in a van. There's not much stock, might as well keep it anyway.

TwilightSeleneMisty · Feb 16, 2022, 10:50:00 PM

I raid some Lost In Space stuff from the shelves.

Then, I steal some PCs and hide them.

I steal some knifes to use as weapons.

Byron_Inc_TBG · Feb 17, 2022, 12:47:46 AM

I forgot what I did before, so I'll just grab an apple.

PhantomLuigi · Feb 17, 2022, 11:12:36 AM

I throw the crying child at the person above.

Byron_Inc_TBG · Feb 17, 2022, 11:43:10 AM

"Seriously? You just commited child abuse."
I call the police on Luigi.

PhantomLuigi · Feb 17, 2022, 02:10:02 PM

"**** the police!" Luigi throws more children at Byron

Incendiary · Feb 17, 2022, 02:12:38 PM

I throw a broken GT 1030 at Luigi's head and fire a flaming metal bolt at him with my makeshift crossbow

Byron_Inc_TBG · Feb 17, 2022, 02:29:57 PM

(How does not swearing appeal to you? All in all, it's still a site for children/teens. Censoring doesn't really do much help.)

"Well, well, well. What do we have here..."
I gave the children a butcher knife each.

red herring · Feb 17, 2022, 04:15:15 PM

Holy crap when did I last post here

I take a piano outside

red herring · Feb 17, 2022, 04:18:54 PM

Ah
It's been five years since I last posted here

I grab a glass pot, some cleaning fluid, hydrogen peroxide, and a stove

I am going to make a bomb, ignore the piano

solitaire · Feb 17, 2022, 04:47:16 PM

i connect every single multi-outlet bar thingamathing together, then plug several generators into them
this should hopefully make enough power to do a thing

red herring · Feb 17, 2022, 04:50:33 PM

I mix the cleaning fluid with the hydrogen peroxide in a pot. Then, I pour the mixture into plastic bags

solitaire · Feb 17, 2022, 04:54:38 PM

i attach a computer to the stuff, turn the stuff on, and cut wires to cause a short circuit which should cause an electric explosion

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