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The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Started by sparkycinnamon, Apr 26, 2021, 10:12:58 PM

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Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Yeah."
Lady Barium: "Well then, how about this? Defeat 5 Chocolate Chip Cookie Golems in the Golem Cave, then come back to me. Here, I'll mark it on your map."

Location Unlocked: The Golem Cave

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGGo to the Golem Cave.
You enter the Golem Cave. It is pretty dark. However, a Light Fairy comes by to help light the way. ;)

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Thanks, Light Fairy!"

Look around.
You see a Pepperoni Golem nearby, scanning the area for prey.

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

sparkycinnamon

#33
Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGEat the Pepperoni Golem.
You only manage to eat a small part of it before it runs towards you.

Battle Start!

Battles will work like this:

You get a turn to attack in some way, the enemy gets a turn.

You can use skills, weapons, or summon allies (you don't have any right now because you don't have an AllyPhone).

Green indicates good people, and red indicates bad people.

Jim Chaos
Health: 10/10
Mana: 10/10
Sanity: 10/10


Pepperoni Golem
Health: 19/20
Mana: 10/10
Sanity: 10/10

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGTake a stone and slice it into half

Jim Chaos Acquired an Item: Stone

You can't seem to slice the golem in half. However, you do bonk it on the head, stunning it.


Jim Chaos
Health: 10/10
Mana: 10/10
Sanity: 10/10


Pepperoni Golem
Health: 12/20
Mana: 10/10
Sanity: 10/10
Stunned! Cannot act! (2 turns remaining)

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

eh

iwantpie21

if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21It drops some Blueberry pie.
Hey, you're not the GM! I am!

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGKeep bonking it on the head.

This kills it.

Battle Won!

Jim Chaos Acquired 2 Pepperoni Slice

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Byron_Inc_TBG

Jim checks his health.

If health is lower than 8, eat one slice.

Then he wanders further into the cave.
eh

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGJim checks his health.

If health is lower than 8, eat one slice.

Then he wanders further into the cave.
Your health is at 10/10.

You wander further into the cave.

You see a Chocolate Chip Cookie Golem in the distance.

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

iwantpie21

Quote from: cheesyfriedeggs
Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGJim checks his health.

If health is lower than 8, eat one slice.

Then he wanders further into the cave.
Your health is at 10/10.

You wander further into the cave.

You see a Chocolate Chip Cookie Golem in the distance.

What do you do?

throw ice cream at it
if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21throw ice cream at it

You don't have any ice cream right now, and you have not unlocked the Ice Cream Conjuring Skill.

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

iwantpie21

buy jelly from the store and eat it for a boost
if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21buy jelly from the store and eat it for a boost
You quickly run out of The Golem Cave, into the Mysterious Cottage, to Lady Potassium's stand, and buy some Critical Chance Jelly. You eat the jelly, giving you the "Jellified Chances" effect, providing you with +10% critical chance for 10 more posts.

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

iwantpie21

i rent a house, and grow some raspberry pie in my garden
if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21i rent a house, and grow some raspberry pie in my garden
You buy a house, which, conveniently, has some raspberry pie seeds in storage.

You now have 3 growing Raspberry Pie Plants.


...hey, don't you have a quest in The Golem Cave to complete?

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

iwantpie21

i grab some raspberry pie, run all the way back to the golem cave and throw the pie at the chocolate chip cookie golem :D
if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21i grab some raspberry pie, run all the way back to the golem cave and throw the pie at the chocolate chip cookie golem :D
Your raspberry pie plants aren't done growing, silly!

However, you do have a laser gun and a stone. ;)

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

iwantpie21

i eat the laser gun and throw the stone at the golem :D
if you see this, i want pie.
(woah man you can scroll signatures now HOW COOL IS THAT)

play my rpgs PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzeria RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=5924
randomness RPG: https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=6161
my scratch:
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/iwantpie21/

sparkycinnamon

Quote from: iwantpie21i eat the laser gun and throw the stone at the golem :D
The laser gun breaks your teeth when you try to eat it.

You now have the "Broken Teeth" status effect, meaning you will have a small chance to deal damage to yourself when you eat anything for 5 posts. Good job.

You throw the stone at the Chocolate Chip Cookie Golem, killing it.

Jim Chaos Acquired 2 Chocolate Chip Cookies

Level Up!

You are now Level 2.

What do you do?
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)