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X's girlfriend wasn't in the mist, for some reason.

She was on the roof disguised as a cat.

Byron summons a Minecraft command block, a redstone block, and a stack of redstone ore. He then makes an active redstone circuit that powers the command block.

He then enters the following command:
kill The_Guy_Made_Out_of_Cherry_Jelly

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons a Minecraft command block, a redstone block, and a stack of redstone ore. He then makes an active redstone circuit that powers the command block.

He then enters the following command:

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kill The_Guy_Made_Out_of_Cherry_Jelly

TGMOOCJ quickly stops and says, "This isn't Minecraft." before continuing his spree of bank robbing.

GIRL decides to help with the war effort by nailing a bunch of nails into the other side of the hole in the glass on the counter in an unrobbed bank. While it wouldn't deter any normal person from using the bank, should a kleptomaniac such as, say, TGMOOCJ, come by, they'll see the shiny nails and immediately reach their hands through the hole and grab the nails, only to find out that their hands are too big to get back out when holding the nails yet will still refuse to let go of the nails and stay there until the police arrive and have to cut the glass because they can't get the handcuffs on this hypothetical person.

"Wait. Why would I care?"

Byron then summons infinite money for everyone in the universe, and by infinite, I mean TGMOOCJ could never steal all the money.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Wait. Why would I care?"

Byron then summons infinite money for everyone in the universe, and by infinite, I mean TGMOOCJ could never steal all the money.

Economy Squidward is angry over this because the economy is ruined because of the infinite money and destroys all the infinite money.

Quote from: Joyous ThetaGIRL decides to help with the war effort by nailing a bunch of nails into the other side of the hole in the glass on the counter in an unrobbed bank. While it wouldn't deter any normal person from using the bank, should a kleptomaniac such as, say, TGMOOCJ, come by, they'll see the shiny nails and immediately reach their hands through the hole and grab the nails, only to find out that their hands are too big to get back out when holding the nails yet will still refuse to let go of the nails and stay there until the police arrive and have to cut the glass because they can't get the handcuffs on this hypothetical person.

This..actually ends up working.

TGMOOCJ: "Dang it. I knew I should have listened to that 'The Boy and the Filberts' fable."

The police arrive and arrest TGMOOCJ.

TGMOOCJ: "I will come back someday!"

TGMOOJ(the normal one) wakes up.

TGMOOJ: "What happened?"

Byron summons a sponge around Economy Squidward so he dies from suffocation.

He then takes back all the money given to everyone.

X's girlfriend gets down from the roof, transforms back and kisses X.

Because E

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons a sponge around Economy Squidward so he dies from suffocation.

He then takes back all the money given to everyone.

Economy Squidward is a god. He can't die.

Economy Squidward destroys all the infinite money again.

Byron summons some math problems for him to work with.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons some math problems for him to work with.

(wait, for who to work with?)

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Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons some math problems for him to work with.

(wait, for who to work with?)

Probs the Economy Squidward.

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Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons some math problems for him to work with.

(wait, for who to work with?)

Probs the Economy Squidward.

I see.

In that case, Economy Squidward just calls Math Squidward to do the problems.

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Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGByron summons some math problems for him to work with.

(wait, for who to work with?)

Probs the Economy Squidward.

No
Byron himself
Because Minecraft can get boring sometimes.
He also gets to practice his abilities

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Quote from: cheesyfriedeggs(wait, for who to work with?)

Probs the Economy Squidward.

No
Byron himself
Because Minecraft can get boring sometimes.
He also gets to practice his abilities

Oh

In that case, carry on with your problem-solving.

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TGMOOJ: "Can someone tell me what happened while I was asleep?"

"Practically nothing."

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Practically nothing."

TGMOOJ: "I didn't know time stopped once I fell asleep. "

"No, nobody did any action. Everyone kinda just idles."

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"No, nobody did any action. Everyone kinda just idles."

TGMOOJ: "Did anyone outside of the group do anything?"

"Not really."

TGMOOJ: "Actually, I'm smelling something. Something that smells like...cherry jelly."

"Oh boy. But can humans eat creatures like you? I mean, I won't eat you, but it would be fun to eat an enemy."

GIRL puts her peanut butter and cherry jelly sandwich into the fridge. "SORRY, CONTINUE," she says.

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG"Oh boy. But can humans eat creatures like you? I mean, I won't eat you, but it would be fun to eat an enemy."

TGMOOJ: "I won't say whether you can or not."