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Illogical History of the Universe

Started by sparkycinnamon, Nov 29, 2020, 10:00:36 AM

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PkmnQ

2999945 BC: Ovus creates his son from a tiny part of a crashed sandboat.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Tymewalk

2999944 BC: Trog invents Fire 2, the hit new sequel to Fire.
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Byron_Inc_TBG

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBG299963 BC: Scientists predicted massive destruction made in 2999947 BC.
Quote from: PkmnQ2999947 BC: Ovus creates Brazil.

2999943 BC: Science was banned in this year.
eh


Byron_Inc_TBG

eh


PkmnQ

2999939 BC: Ovus' son (he hasn't named him yet, so we'll call him Ovum) deletes 2999911 BC by accident. Ovus punishes Ovum by turning him into Portugal.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

SausageMcSauce

2999938 BC: Tarantulas appear out of the ground and are squished and squeezed together to form Antarctica.
I have not posted here in around a year and a bit.


PkmnQ

2999936 BC: An actual ninja appears, and we know it's real because Ovus is staying close to it.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain


PkmnQ

2999934 BC: Ovus declares that Internet Explorer is banned. How does he know what Internet Explorer is before it's invented? He's Ovus.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain


gilbert_given_TBG

Looks like I can double post so here it is:
2999932 BC: Scientist discovered the possibility to go into a parallel universe by building up negative speed. The PU's that can be accessed like that are identical to the main universe.

sparkycinnamon

2999932 BC:  Some random guy in Spain becomes a cyborg.

(also, double posting is allowed, but only if the topic hasn't been active in a while)
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Byron_Inc_TBG

299929 BC: Faltenpapier 2 and 9 folded made themselves into the NATIONAL MUSEUM OF FALTENPAPIER.
eh


Byron_Inc_TBG

299927 BC: Parallel universes collapsed with another. Our universe is the last one surviving.
eh

PkmnQ

This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

Byron_Inc_TBG

299925 BC: Nothing. Nothing at all. Literally.
eh

PkmnQ

2999924: Ovus gets bored and decides to die and replace himself with Ossas.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
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Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain

Byron_Inc_TBG

2999923 BC: Smiley code was invented.
eh

PkmnQ

2999922 BC: Ossas hated it and sent it to 2020 AD. Also, since he replaces Ovus, he can do stuff that Ovus can.
This was a thing I tried to do, but insert mess of a sentence here. Also, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale, I guess. :/ B)
The future experience must be anticipated beforehand to ensure proper expectations.
Tip: Use c͢ombining cha͊racters, because ye᷂s.
Quine list

Threads that I think should be played more (found in the Infinite Flood): link chain