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The Nonsensical RP (Ended)

Started by sparkycinnamon, Aug 06, 2020, 11:10:43 PM

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Wolfslime123

The newspaper remains impassive to your answer. Apathetic.

The answer key agrees with you though.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Joyous Theta

"Wait no, but, how, shouldn't, I don't get it..." Detective Abbigail starts to have a mental breakdown due to the puzzle being too hard.

Wolfslime123

#53
The newspaper stares you down. Unyielding. Menacing. Judgemental.

It tells you that you are powerless. You are not strong enough. You will fail.

The answer key looks on in sadness. It sympathizes with your plight. It believes in you. You just need to try harder.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Joyous Theta

#54
"What if... no... I... um... maybe... no..." Detective Abbigail panic internally from the stress of this puzzle.

Faressain

"We ain't needing that simple puzzle. Boring ones, let's see rest of newspaper for clues." GlitcherDash then glances through all the pages of newspaper.
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Wolfslime123

The newspaper begrudgingly gives you details about a hard to identify serial murderer. Witnesses report being unable to remember any physical details about them at all.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Faressain

"Well, we have more clues then. Knew it that the puzzle was only a red herring!"
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Wolfslime123

#58
Now that it's doing it's actual job of delivering news, the newspaper seems much more content to also tell you that the killer does most of his work in and around Tailis Square, but occasionally elsewhere as well. Also, often in broad daylight, since it's easy for them to shake a tail, owing the the fact that it's easy for people to forget what they look like.

Tailis Square isn't far from here.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Joyous Theta

Detective Abbigail, currently having a mental crisis, decides that the only solution to this puzzle is to murder the problem character.

She slowly, shakily pulls out her gun, and puts a hole in the newspaper where Charlie once was.

"Oh, oh," Detective Abbigail says, realizing that she just murdered an innocent soul who just wanted to live peacefully inside a newspaper puzzle, and thus coming to a startling realization, "Was I... was I Enardethwho the whole time?"

Faressain

"Uh, Abbigail, you may be hallucinating. That newspaper's ruined and there's no blood."

GlitcherDash apparently was aware of the mental crisis and the fact that items shouldn't be NPCs.

"Let's go. Finding a real culprit shouldn't take long." He then-

"Come... on! Didn't I select a mare option in gender choice!?" The player was ranting about her wrong choice.

-then attempted to see what it was.

*Cannot have gender switched to Female until hitting level 10*

"Well, guess more glitching is necessary in order to level up, then. And while we're at it, any glitches I should pull on that culprit?"
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Joyous Theta

Just then, a police car crashes through a nearby house and rams the other car. "Freeze, MURDERER!" Officer Abbigail says, stepping out of her car and revving up two miniguns. "Which one of you is under arrest for the MURDER OF CHARLIE?!"

Faressain

"I see that's gonna be making me wish I had that cool respec and instant vehicle glitch. Well, guess I can't do that RN, because not enough materials."
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Wolfslime123

The newspaper rustles violently.

It writhes and begins to unfold. It unfolds way more than it should be able to.

Eventually a life size origami man with many bullet holes stands where the newspaper was.

"Charlie was annoying to sit next to but he didn't deserve to die!" it says.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Joyous Theta

"oh hey it's that new paper mario." Joyous Theta says, before she slowly disappears out of existence again.

Officer Abbigail points her miniguns at the newspaper origami. "Was it YOU who MURDERED CHARLIE then? I hope it's that parrot, because it's reeeeaally getting on my nerves!"

Detective Abbigail stands there hoping nobody spills the beans, both figuratively and literally.

Wolfslime123

The orgami Bob says, "It was-"

Suddenly, the answer key glows brightly, and Bob catches fire.

"AAAAHHH YOU TRAITOR! YOU'LL KILL US ALLL!"

The answer key smiles on Detective Abbigail. It believes in her. She'll find the answers she's looking for in the end. Then it burns up.

The newspaper is dead.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Joyous Theta

Officer Abbigail points at the answer key decisively. "So it was YOU who's the murderer!" she puts handcuffs on the answer key and escorts them to the car, before kicking the door close on account that she forgot to kick any open upon entering, then drives off.

"But... I thought I was the murderer..." Detective Abbigail says.

Wolfslime123

She should probably come back, the ash slipped out of the cuffs.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

sparkycinnamon

I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

sparkycinnamon

bump (please don't die topic)
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

Faressain

Glitcher Dash just corrects the cuffs on the ashes. "Here you go. Now, we can go to Tailis Square and round em' up!"
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Joyous Theta

Officer Abbigail has already left.

"What now?" Detective Abbigail asks nobody in particular.

sparkycinnamon

"I think we should go to Tallis Square now," Jerald says.
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

sparkycinnamon

I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

sparkycinnamon

I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)

sparkycinnamon

Jerald starts walking to Tallis Square. While he's walking, a thick fog rolls in. It is now Foggy.
I'm sparkycinnamon (formerly known as cheesyfriedeggs), but you can call me Cheesy, Spark, or Pipes. I like a lot of things, but the fandoms I am fixating on the most at the moment are object shows, Alphabet Lore, and KaBlam!.
non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine if we're close / omniromantic asexual / click here for some stuff about me / ;)