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#51 2019-May-10  09:09:32

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nobody:
Rick:

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#52 2019-May-10  12:11:07

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

nobody:
Meme_Studio_Member12345: FALCON PUUUNCH


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#53 2019-May-11  05:52:52

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

redgreenandblue wrote:

Nobody:
Rick:

Uh... what?
Rick punches Copycat Rick 2.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=8+5(strength)=13

Rick punches the copycat, making him fall down a few steps.
Copycat rick 2:19/50

DaEpikDude wrote:

nobody:
Meme_Studio_Member12345: FALCON PUUUNCH

12345 punches Copycat Rick 2.
1d15=7+2(strength)=9

12345 slaps the copycat, who was already on the ground.
Copycat Rick 2:10/50

Ed and Lefty auto-attack.
Lefty punches Copycat Rick 2.
Lefty: Punch:1d15=11+0(strength)=11

Lefty punches the copycat, knocking him out.
Copycat Rick 2:0/50
Nef has been let down!

realicraft wrote:

Action:
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly
he punch copycat rick 2 bacc

Nef tries to punch Copycat Rick 2, but he goes for Copycat Rick 1 since Copycat Rick 2 is defeated.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=12+2(strength)=14

Nef punches Copycat Rick 1 in the face.
Copycat rick 1: 36/50

Ed punches Copycat Rick 1.
Ed: Punch: 1d15=5+3(strength)=8

Ed punches Copycat Rick 1, but not very well.
Copycat Rick 1: 28/50

Copycat Rick 1 uses "Never gonna give you up" on Lefty.
Copycat rick 1: NGGYU: 1d20=15+5(ATK)=20
Lefty: block: 1d10=3+7(luck)=10

Copycat Rick 1 sings loudly, hurting Lefty's eardrums.
Lefty:10/20

People:
MP:36/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:19/20
Lefty:
HP:10/20
NI:5/5

Trolls:
Copycat Rick 1:
HP:28/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0


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#54 2019-May-11  10:11:11

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Action:
Copycat Rick 1:
Nef: aggressivly uses SpellSCII


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#55 2019-May-11  11:23:10

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Step 1: Punch Copycat Rick 1
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit

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#56 2019-May-11  12:02:20

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Paddle2See wrote:

Thanks for the link! It does look like this is a duplicate Rick so I'll close it to keep the conversation all in one place.

Please use the existing topic in the link above.


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#57 2019-May-11  12:54:46

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

(for a second I thought paddle2see joined our rpg)

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#58 2019-May-12  07:58:28

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

realicraft wrote:

Action:
Copycat Rick 1:
Nef: aggressivly uses SpellSCII

Nef: SpellSCII target: 1d4=4(All enemies)
     SpellSCII effect: 1d4=2(Heal)
     SpellSCII damage control:1d15+5(wisdom)=19 (Success)

Nef casts SpellSCII, but realizing it is going badly, quickly negates the spell, causing it to do nothing.

redgreenandblue wrote:

Step 1: Punch Copycat Rick 1
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit

Rick: Punch:1d15=4+5(strength)=9

Rick weakly punches Copycat Rick 1, but manages to do sme damage nevertheless.
Copycat Rick 1:19/50

DaEpikDude wrote:
Paddle2See wrote:

Thanks for the link! It does look like this is a duplicate Rick so I'll close it to keep the conversation all in one place.

Please use the existing topic in the link above.

12345: PTH:1d20=18+1(wisdom)=19

12345 summons Paddle2See to the battle.

Paddle2See: Ban hammer: 1d1=1+999(strength)=1000

Paddle2See hits Copycat Rick 1 with a hammer, crushing him into oblivion.
Copycat Rick 1:0/50
Fighting 100

The group continues up the stairs until they find a door. Next to the door is a shoebox with a picture of a cat on top.


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#59 2019-May-13  04:08:51

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Bump.


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#60 2019-May-13  04:22:56

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

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#61 2019-May-13  04:38:35

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nef opens the door. the group walks through. They are now on the roof of the building. On top of the building they see a strange man. He is holding a chainsaw and some black tape. Behind him is something glowing lime green.


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#62 2019-May-13  05:10:55

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Strange man:
Nef: howdy there pardner what'cha doin


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#63 2019-May-13  07:39:13

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

chainsaw guy: exists
Meme_Studio_Member12345: I'm about to end this man's whole career


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#64 2019-May-13  07:55:18

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nef greets the strange man. He begins walking toward the group and holding up his chainsaw.

Protec or Attacc: Boss edition
You may not flee right now.

People:
MP:31/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:100/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)

Trolls:
Duolet 1:
HP:30/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
Duolet 2:
HP:30/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0


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#65 2019-May-13  08:32:26

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okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these chainsaws are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the roof


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#66 2019-May-13  09:51:23

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Nef turns the anon switch on (read: uses the anonymous skill) and sneaks around to behind Phil Swift, waiting to use an attack.
(who here other than me also guessed it was phil swift)


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#67 2019-May-14  09:34:41

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DaEpikDude wrote:

okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these chainsaws are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the roof

12345: Copypasta Comment: 1d20=17+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=16
     Confusion: 1d20=1+1(wisdom)=2

12345 makes a copypasta comment. Phil Swift is heavily damaged by it, but manages to avoid confusion.
Phil Swift:86/100

realicraft wrote:

Nef turns the anon switch on (read: uses the anonymous skill) and sneaks around to behind Phil Swift, waiting to use an attack.
(who here other than me also guessed it was phil swift)

Nef: Anonymous: 1d5=4+(5/2)=6.5 (rounded up to 7)

Nef becomes anonymous.
Anonymous! Luck raised! Attacks will pierce enemy defense!

Everyone else auto-attacks.
Ed and Rick attack duolet 1.
2d15=10+7+3+5(Strength stats)=25

Their combo attack heavily damages Duolet 1.

Duolet 1:5/30

Lefty attacks Duolet 2.
1d15=9+0(Strength)=9

The attack isn't very strong, but it's not super weak either.

Duolet 2:21/30

Phil Swift saws the party's skills in half.
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills!

Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Ed.
Phil Swift: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=8+7(ATK)=15
Ed: Block: 1d5=1+3(luck)=4
15-4=11

Ed doesn't block very well, so the attack deals moderate damage.
Ed:9/20

Duolet 1 swoops at Lefty.
Duolet 1: Swoop: 1d10=3+2(ATK)=5
Lefty: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9

Lefty blocks the attack completely.

Duolet 2 swoops at 12345.
Duolet 2: Swoop: 1d10=1+2(ATK)=3
12345: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9

12345 blocks the attack completely.

People:
MP:26/50
Ed:
HP:9/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)

12345:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Rick:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (6 turns remaining)
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:86/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)

Trolls:
Duolet 1:
HP:5/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0

Duolet 2:
HP:21/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0


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#68 2019-May-14  09:53:54

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Duolet 1: is on low health
Me: I'm about to end this bird's whole career


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#69 2019-May-14  11:10:46

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

RICKROLL INTENSIFIES

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#70 2019-May-14  11:19:28

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

I run up and hit Phil with the banana that's in my inventory.


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#71 2019-May-14  15:24:36

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Lefty scams everyone out of a nickle by selling them all a bottle of air before leaving the game.

He buys a fabulous house in some foreign country for just one nickle and lives there for the rest of his life because he's not contributing anything here.


she/her
Trying to advertise other RPs to get more posters.
Clash of the Colors

I don't know if these are still a thing but might as well advertise them as well?
Timelines
The Duskward March
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#72 2019-May-15  07:08:03

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

DaEpikDude wrote:

Duolet 1: is on low health
Me: I'm about to end this bird's whole career

12345 punches Duolet 1.
12345: Punch: 1d15=6+(I'm not gonna do the rest of the calculations here)=Something over 6.

Duolet 1 falls and disappears.

redgreenandblue wrote:

RICKROLL INTENSIFIES

Uh... I would normally say this is NGGYU, but Rick cannot use skills currently, so...
Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=7+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=10

Rick punches Phil with some force.
Phil Swift:76/100

realicraft wrote:

I run up and hit Phil with the banana that's in my inventory.

Nef: Banana smack: 1d15=11+2(Strength)-0(enemy DEF negated by anonymous)=13

Nef hits Phil from behind, catching him off guard.
Phil Swift:63/100

CrazeePi wrote:

Lefty scams everyone out of a nickle by selling them all a bottle of air before leaving the game.

He buys a fabulous house in some foreign country for just one nickle and lives there for the rest of his life because he's not contributing anything here.

Lefty has left.

Ed auto-attacks Duolet 2.
Ed: Punch:1d15=1+3(Strength)=4

It's not very effective.
Duolet 2:17/30

Phil uses "That's a lot of damage" on Ed.
Phil: 1d10=6+7(ATK)=13
Ed: Cannot block!

Ed:0/20

Ed has fainted.

Phil throws a chainsaw at 12345.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=7+7(ATK)=14
12345: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9
14-9=5

Phil throws it well, but 12345 blocks quickly.
12345:15/20

Duolet 2 swoops at Rick.
Duolet 2: Swoop: 1d10=7+2(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(Luck)=3
9-3=6

Rick doesn't block well, but Duolet 2 attacked clumsily.
Rick: 14/20

People:
MP:26/50
Ed:
HP:0/20
Fainted! Cannot act!

12345:
HP:15/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Rick:
HP:14/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (5 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:63/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)

Trolls:
Duolet 2:
HP:17/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0


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#74 2019-May-15  08:39:13

Blunderbus
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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

Ed: *dies*
12345: Shut up and take my chocolate topkek


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#75 2019-May-16  08:54:27

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Re: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes

DaEpikDude wrote:

Ed: *dies*
12345: Shut up and take my chocolate topkek

12345 feeds Ed a chocolate topkek.
Ed has been revived.
Ed:10/20

Everyone else auto-attacks.
Ed does a duolingo stab on Phil Swift!
Ed: Duolingo Stab:1d30=25+4(Wisdom)-2(Enemy DEF)=27
Ed deals large damage, catching Phil Swift off guard. (Or maybe it's Ed using skills since dying removed statuses.)
Phil Swift: 36/100

Nef punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=7+2(strength)=9
The punch doesn't do much.
Phil Swift: 27/100

Rick punches duolet 2.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=12+5(strength)=17
Rick punches with just enough force to make duolet 2 disappear.
Duolet 2:0/30

Phil Swift repairs himself with flex tape.
Phil Swift: 57/100

Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Ed.
Phil Swift: chainsaw throw: 1d10=4+7(ATK)=11
Ed: block: 1d5=3+3(luck)=6
11-6=5
Ed blocks the attack quickly.
Ed:5/20

People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:5/20

12345:
HP:15/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Rick:
HP:14/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (4 turns remaining)

Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:57/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
     I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
     That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
     I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns. (RECHARGING)
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)

Last edited by Seanbobe (2019-May-16  08:55:09)


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