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10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

Started by GalaxySugarFox, Apr 28, 2018, 03:18:34 AM

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GalaxySugarFox

Self explanatory. Rate.

1. Order a plain coffee, then when you are done with it, throw the cup on the ground and scream, "ANOTHER!" (Bonus if you get the reference)

redgreenandblue

I understood that reference
10/10

Ask if you can buy all of their chairs and if they say no then throw the chairs at them.
That'll get you kicked out.
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GalaxySugarFox

9/10

Order any drink with extra whipped cream. Then keep saying "More cream!!" until they have used up their entire supply. Then throw it away in front of them.

TheLetterThorn

8/10

Order a large coffee. Have this conversation:

Barista: "You mean a venti?"
You: "No. I mean a large."
Barista: "Venti is large."
You: "No, 'venti' is Italian for 'twenty.' I only want one coffee."
Barista: "Sir. Do you want a venti, a grande, or a tall?"
You: "VENTI IS THE ONLY ONE OF THOSE THAT DOES NOT MEAN LARGE. GET ME A LARGE."
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joefarebrother

9/10
Say "Venti, please. When they only give you one coffee, say "But I asked for 20 coffees!"
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3/10

Order 20 coffees with loads of whipped cream. If they don't give you that, break the display glass and throw chairs at them.
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1000/10

Get a truckload of whipped cream and dump it into the store via truck. Play happy music and sloppily eat their cakes secretly.
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GalaxySugarFox

8/10

Order any drink(preferably a frappe), and after tasting it, say "THIS IS THE WORST DRINK EVER!!!", and pour it down the staff's backs.


Prism

#15
3/10

Order a Tall and then say "I thought these were tall! GIMME A REFUND!!!" (Tall is basically kids size at Starbucks) And then, the good ol' "throw chairs at the baristas"
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GalaxySugarFox

100000000/10

Order the hardest-to-make drink on the menu, with insanely complicated modifications, then get into a debate about the whole "tall" issue when they ask what size you want.  All during peak business times.

mrbumppo

∞/10 :lol:
Put jetpacks on all of the cups and machines and have them fly out all the windows while breaking them. If they don't let you do that, pour syrup on their heads and erase the signs.

Faressain

8/10

Play "Weird" Al Yankovic's "Amish Paradise" in volume exceeding 140 dB, while also playing Soviet anthem, putting USSR banner, spilling natural milk on CEO, saying "My name's Blurryface and I know, what do you think.", before suddenly shouting "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" and letting others sing along, sing entire song, play Soviet anthem again.
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mrbumppo

10/10
Replace all the cups, machines, and signs with the most annoying music blarers while you secretly drag the CEO into jail.


Prism

googolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.
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GalaxySugarFox

100000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Tape a "kick me" sign to your back and face the doorway. Wait until you are outside.

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#24
Quote from: CorrinTheDragongoogolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.
That has been done.

Galexy you should have given him a zero.
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Prism

Quote from: -Terrariadude555-
Quote from: CorrinTheDragongoogolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.
That has been done.

Galexy you should have given him a zero.
It was just "kick yourself out of Starbucks." Mine is specifically "kick yourelf outside of Starbucks."
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