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My wish is ruined.

Started by Matryoshka, Sep 19, 2012, 06:28:33 AM

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shpeters

Granted, however you become allergic to it.

I wish I was more sure that I live in the universe.
Pretend something interesting is here.

30-1

Granted, you are taken outside the universe and then become 100% sure.

I wish I knew four thousand programming languages and that I had a significant innocent animal that cannot die and cannot make me die and my building dosen't have a no pet policy. :P

shpeters

Granted, however you wish too many things so the genie gets angry and kills you.

I wish I knew C++.
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30-1

Granted, but you know it so well you manage to program your computer to fly off in to space and be smashed by a vacuum/black hole. :lol:

I wish I knew C#.

shpeters

Granted, however everyone gets jealous of the fact that you know it and kills you.

I wish for some Minecraft Legos.
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30-1

Granted, but then you step on them.

I wish for a ghost significant innocent animal.

BECAUSEIAMANGEL

Granted, but it haunts and kills you, although it's innocent, that's what ghosts do.

I wish I had Minecraft.
Original text:
"Nintendo Wii"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fairy games."

shpeters

Granted, however a creeper kills you and all your items fall in lava so you rage and destroy your computer.

I wish I had originality.
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jji7skyline

Granted, but I've heard that wish before.

I wish I had a pen.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

sanjayraj

Granted, but you lose it.
I wish I had a Mac.


I'm back. For now.

shpeters

Granted, however the genie kills you for making an unruinable wish.

Iy vish Iy culd spel.
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BECAUSEIAMANGEL

Granted, but you step on the letter W....

I wish I had an indestructible computer with Minecraft.
Original text:
"Nintendo Wii"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fairy games."

shpeters

Granted, however it is so laggy Minecraft is impossible to play.

I wish my phone was working.
Pretend something interesting is here.

maxskywalker

Granted, but it never stops working and never tells you where its office is.

I wish for an end to alveolar trill consonants.

shpeters

My punishment for losing my iPhone was to have an old version of a phone that doesn't do that stuff anyway :P.

Granted, however something else starts and annoys you.

I wish I could stop myself from reading Creepypasta at 2am.
Pretend something interesting is here.

BECAUSEIAMANGEL

Granted, you now read kiddie picture books at 2am.

I wish I had an indestructible computer with Minecraft that doesn't lag at all.
Original text:
"Nintendo Wii"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fairy games."

shpeters

Granted, but you get a virus.

I wish I could have five Youtube videos running at once without my computer lagging.
Pretend something interesting is here.

benjamin2

Granted, but all five videos have to be the same :P

I wish for a poster.
156 digits of Pi from memory: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862
0899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111.

shpeters

Granted, but it's of your least favorite singer/presidential candidate.

I wish I was the highest rated chess player ever.
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benjamin2

I LOVE CHESS!!! :D :D :D

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a poster about something that I like.

(Remember this?) :)
156 digits of Pi from memory: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862
0899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111.

30-1

Granted, but it is 1px x 1px in size.

I wish nobody ruins this wish. :/

shpeters

Me too. If you have an ICC account maybe we could play some time.

Granted, however your not wish so you get nothing.

I wish I could find the solution to a problem I'm having with CSS.
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30-1

Granted, however once you've solved five million lines of code you realized that it is useless anyways and you do not know how to fix it.

I wish for the Scratch TBGs never to close down.

shpeters

Granted, however Scratch does.

I wish there were scratchblocks on the NTBGs.
Pretend something interesting is here.

tbg52

Granted, but people spam them and they get removed.

I wish I had an computer that could not break, get a virus, lag, or have anything happen to it that would ruin its perfection that had the full version of Minecraft that has the same properties as the computer. Also, nothing bad or any synonym of bad would happen to me, the computer, Minecraft, or anyone I care for.

Try ruining that one. :P
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.