9000 ways to destroy an iPad

CoolTBGGaming · Dec 05, 2017, 07:53:40 AM

yes/10

Go skydiving with it.

Tymewalk · Dec 06, 2017, 04:12:24 PM

7/10

Tape it to your ceiling fan to cool it off. Bonus points if you attach some thrusters to make it go faster.

CoolTBGGaming · Dec 16, 2017, 11:51:43 PM

9/10

Install Windows, go to the Apple store and try to get it fixed.

TwilightSeleneMisty · Nov 20, 2021, 12:20:08 AM

9/10
throw it in a volcano

Byron_Inc_TBG · Nov 20, 2021, 12:35:51 AM

8.8/10

Step 1:
Install something that can run Python

Step 2:
Download Gilbert's posts.json file

Step 3:

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import json
with open("posts.json") as f:
    posts = json.load(f)

TwilightSeleneMisty · Nov 20, 2021, 01:32:16 AM

8, too complicated for me/10

give it to Stan Efferding and ask him to break it into 2

gilbert_given_TBG · Nov 20, 2021, 01:33:43 AM

2/10, Apple hates apps like that (ninja)
2/10, Don't get the reference
Have your little sister hit your iPad with a metal stick.
(happened to me)

Byron_Inc_TBG · Nov 20, 2021, 01:36:53 AM

WHAT-
10/10

Just drop it onto the floor.

iwantpie21 · Nov 20, 2021, 03:06:48 AM

simple/10
Install linux on it, the iPad will explode when the installation is done

Incendiary · Nov 20, 2021, 12:12:56 PM

Penguin will come for you/10

Throw it with enough force to enter an alternate Earth. The system won't be able to compute the power of the inter dimensional rift

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