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Granted, in another country.

I wish more people would post on this topic.

Granted, I did.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. It's an anarchy.

I wish for Dr. Who to be real.

Granted, you die in one of the wars.

I wish Pokemon was real.

Granted. You lose a battle and fall into a catatonic state.

I wish you could go into video games and if you die in it, you come back out.

Granted, but you can't leave until you die and you accidentally go into a Dora video game in which you can't die and have to live the rest of your life there.

I wish I could make whoever I wanted to laugh.

Granted, but then everyone (including you) laughed to death.

I wish I had 10 elephants.

Granted, but they destroy everything.

I wish for a candy bar.

Granted, but it is poisoned and you die.

I wish for Winter!

Granted, but it's -459° and you freeze to death.

I wish for ten elephants and nothing they do can cause damage, and nothing done to them causes damage and they cannot die, and nothing (bad) can happen to me either.

Granted, however it turns out your building has a no pet policy.

I wish for snow this Winter.

Granted, but the snow melts 39000 feet above your head.

I wish for an interactive egg.

Granted, but it cracks.

I wish a black hole would suck me in and that nobody would ruin this wish.

Granted, but you end up dying. That doesn't need a ruin to happen.

I wish the my computer would load faster.

Granted, but it loads so fast you cannot see what's on the screen.

I wish for an unbreakable interactive egg.

Granted. All it does is insult you.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for more diamonds in Minecraft.

Granted, but you cant craft with them.

I wish for Rainbow Dash

Granted, but it's defective.

I wish the weather wouldn't mess with Halloween.

Granted, but it does.

I wish for an insignificant innocent animal.

Granted, but you step on it by accident.

I wish to die.

Granted, you're dead.

I wish less people would post on this topic.

Granted, but after it's happened you change your mind.

I wish for an unkillable insignificant innocent animal.

Granted, but it's so insignificant you forget about it and never remember to feed it so it dies.

I wish I could meet Magnus Carlson.

Granted, but he stabs you with a dagger.

I wish for a more significant innocent animal THAT CANNOT DIE.