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#1 2016-Nov-01  06:29:21

Tymewalk
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Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[s]Things happen in RPGs. Many jokes are made, typos taken advantage of, and funny mishaps are discussed.[/s]

[s]These usually do not affect the story in normal RPGs, nor do they affect the characters. They are written off and then the story begins.[/s]

[s]But this is not a normal RPG. Here, everything you say and do does something. Intentional misspellings, referenced jokes, heck, even minor mishaps, all of these will affect the game. This is no longer just a game.[/s]

[s]This is Insanity.[/s]

[s]Getting to the story, you are an adventurer from the village, set out to defeat the evil King of the Dark Mountains. The KotDM takes on many forms to confuse any weary adventurers who dare cross his path. While he can transform, his overability may be his weakness...[/s]

[s]This is now a facility. The old story is gone because now it's plot twist time.[/s]

[s]Get ready. The GM just drank his third coffee. You're in for a long ride.[/s]

[s]No, this is now the Dark King story again. That facility thing didn't really work out well at all.[/s]

[s]everything crashed[/s]

[s]what is... happening...?[/s]

[b]INSANITY[/b]
[u]Enters the world stage[/u]
The GM, having just left his parting gift, has stranded our friends in a new universe. What challenges will they face here...?

[b]Sign-Up Sheet[/b]

Sign-ups are currently open (they've never not been open).

[quote]
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Inventory (not too many items please):
[/quote]

[b]Rules[/b]
- Yes powerplaying.
- Yes nukes.
- Yes Mary Sues.
- Yes godmodding.
- Try and be fair. This may be a crazy game, but it's not fun if you don't at least try to be fair.
- Be nice to others.
- Even if you try nukes, they can backfire, killing you, or they can do nothing. Be careful!

[b]Statuses[/b]
Well, the universe isn't broken, but I don't feel like writing a true status sooooooooooooooooooo

Last edited by Tymewalk (2020-Sep-11  14:59:24)


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
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#2 2016-Nov-01  06:30:48

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name:Orangekit
"DO I EVEN NEED A SIGN UP SHEET?! ILL IF YOU TO DEATH."


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[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
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#3 2016-Nov-01  06:34:44

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=coolman2443]Name:Orangekit
"DO I EVEN NEED A SIGN UP SHEET?! ILL IF YOU TO DEATH."[/quote]
Accepted.

Orangekit learned a new skill!

[b]If This Then Attack[/b]
[color=blue]Fires a barrage of ifs at enemies[/color]
[color=red]Caster must set out unchanging conditions for attacking for the duration of the fight[/color]
[color=green]The more restrictive the condition, the stronger the attack[/color]

Example:
[quote=Bob]
I use "If This Then Attack" on the enemy goblin.
Condition: Target is goblin.
[/quote]
[quote=GM]
The goblin is slain!

The orc, dwarf, and human look angrier!
[/quote]
[quote=Bob]
I use ITTA on the dwarf.
[/quote]
[quote=GM]
You can not, your condition for this fight forbids it!
[/quote]


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#4 2016-Nov-01  07:25:22

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Nepeta
Age: 6ish (in sweeps)
Gender: F
Appearance: Yout favorite leo troll ;3
Inventory (not too many items please): Claws.

Last edited by ElliotTheUnknown (2016-Nov-01  07:35:12)


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#5 2016-Nov-01  07:35:05

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=Smiley100P]Name: Nepeta
Age: 6ish (in sweeps)
Gender: F
Appearance: Yout favorite leo troll ;3
Inventory (not too many items please): Claws.[/quote]
Accepted!

Nepeta gains the [b]KITTY TRANSFORMATION[/b] transform disc! (ID: 0x3b33)

When equipped, Nepeta can transform into a kitty!


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#6 2016-Nov-01  07:37:48

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Cuz why not.

Name: Trendy Angst
Age: 15
Gender: Girl
Appearance: [img]https://u.cubeupload.com/Tymewalk/thetrendy.png[/img]
Inventory (not too many items please): Just her clothes, and a sweet air guitar.


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#7 2016-Nov-01  07:42:32

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote]
(XX:40:00) Smiley100P: i had to use a like mouse for the game
(XX:40:14) Smiley100P: even tho i was clearly playing a cat
[/quote]

Nepeta gains [b]THE MOUSE CLUB[/b]!
One part rodent, one part computer, all parts bad pun.
[color=blue]+1 to distraction when used on feline targets[/color]
[color=blue]+1 to distraction when used on Tech Nerds[/color]
[color=red]Distraction applies to the wielder as well[/color]

[quote]
(XX:43:22) coolman2443: I ORANGEKIT IS NOT DISTRACTED BY MICE!
[/quote]
Orangekit gains [b]Advanced Focus[/b]!
[color=blue]Prevents species-specific distractions[/color]

Last edited by Tymewalk (2016-Nov-01  07:44:58)


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#8 2016-Nov-01  07:51:50

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

[color=lime]Smites Judgement upon foes.[/color]
[color=lime]Produces cookies nonstop.[/color]
[color=red]Might eat it, IDK.[/color]


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#9 2016-Nov-01  07:55:53

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=coolman2443]TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

[color=lime]Smites Judgement upon foes.[/color]
[color=lime]Produces cookies nonstop.[/color]
[color=red]Might eat it, IDK.[/color][/quote]
Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have [b]Excali-cookie[/b]!

He does happen to have [b]Cookie 7[/b], the bootleg version of [b]Excali-cookie[/b].

[b]Cookie 7[/b]
[color=blue]Potentially gives you something good when used![/color]
[color=red]Is a worthless brick until used[/color]


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#10 2016-Nov-01  07:57:15

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=Tymewalk][quote=coolman2443]TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

[color=lime]Smites Judgement upon foes.[/color]
[color=lime]Produces cookies nonstop.[/color]
[color=red]Might eat it, IDK.[/color][/quote]
Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have [b]Excali-cookie[/b]!

He does happen to have [b]Cookie 7[/b], the bootleg version of [b]Excali-cookie[/b].

[b]Cookie 7[/b]
[color=blue]Potentially gives you something good when used![/color]
[color=red]Is a worthless brick until used[/color][/quote]
Oh right, gave Excali-cookie to some adventurer named Bro Ken, womder where he is...
What evs, use IT


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#11 2016-Nov-01  07:58:43

NuclearArmadillo
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name:Me
Age: Yes
Gender:[img]https://i.imgur.com/Tbbxj7Q.png[/img]-sexual
Appearance: False
Inventory: paint buckets of every color from home depot

Last edited by NuclearArmadillo (2016-Nov-01  07:59:09)


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#12 2016-Nov-01  08:04:02

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=coolman2443][quote=Tymewalk][quote=coolman2443]TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

[color=lime]Smites Judgement upon foes.[/color]
[color=lime]Produces cookies nonstop.[/color]
[color=red]Might eat it, IDK.[/color][/quote]
Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have [b]Excali-cookie[/b]!

He does happen to have [b]Cookie 7[/b], the bootleg version of [b]Excali-cookie[/b].

[b]Cookie 7[/b]
[color=blue]Potentially gives you something good when used![/color]
[color=red]Is a worthless brick until used[/color][/quote]
Oh right, gave Excali-cookie to some adventurer named Bro Ken, womder where he is...
What evs, use IT[/quote]
You use [b]Cookie 7[/b], and expect to see a wonderful sword...

...but to your surprise, a [u]Companion[/u] pops up!

[img]https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.209119132.4390/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg[/img]

You feel compelled to shout "GRAND DAD?!", followed by a quieter "Fleenstonez?"

You gain the [u]Bootleg Plumber[/u]
[color=blue]Jump and poison tolerance are increased[/color]
[color=blue]Able to summon [u]Fred the Caveman Compatriot[/u] for aid in battle[/color]
[color=red]Very vulnerable to Official™-type Plumbers[/color]

What shall you call your [u]Bootleg Plumber[/u]?


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#13 2016-Nov-01  08:04:49

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

I DUB HIM FORTAN.
NOW I CAN PRESS START TO RICH.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#14 2016-Nov-01  08:07:06

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=NuclearArmadillo]Name:Me
Age: Yes
Gender:[img]https://i.imgur.com/Tbbxj7Q.png[/img]-sexual
Appearance: False
Inventory: paint buckets of every color from home depot[/quote]
Accepted.

(Nice Born/Age: Yes joke there, [i]Arnold[/i] wink)

You, [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucular]Nucular[/url]Armadillo, staind in your home, ready to fight the KotDM, paint buckets in hand.

What will you do?

[quote=coolman2443]I DUB HIM FORTAN.
NOW I CAN PRESS START TO RICH.[/quote]
[u][i]Fortan[/i] the Bootleg Plumber[/u] is now your companion!

You Press Start to Rich, and gain $10,000!

(Did you mean Fort[i][b]r[/b][/i]an like the programming language BTW?)


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#15 2016-Nov-01  08:09:16

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

(Nope.)
BEGIN MY QUEST.
suddenly, My path is interupted by two scrubs.

"We meet again, my OTP, for the last time!"
Raven and Rebecca look at Orangekit.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#16 2016-Nov-01  08:10:31

ElliotTheUnknown
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Nepeta wakes up in her home in Alternia.


[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733518680633114745/778069351680573470/trans_rights_aggressively_smal.png[/img]

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#17 2016-Nov-01  08:11:44

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=coolman2443](Nope.)
BEGIN MY QUEST.
suddenly, My path is interupted by two scrubs.

"We meet again, my OTP, for the last time!"
Raven and Rebecca look at Orangekit.[/quote]
Choose an action!

> (S) Strife!
> Talk.
> Orangekit: Grab arm from side chest.
> Run away.
> Head to Shipping Harbor.

With [u]Fortan the Bootleg Plumber[/u], you have access to an extra [i]1[/i] action(s):
> Corrupt.

[quote=Smiley100P]Nepeta wakes up in her home in Alternia.[/quote]
Nepeta wakes up in her home.

She has her [b]Claws[/b] at the ready, should she ever need them.

She recently acquired a [b]Kitty Transformation Disc[/b].

What will Nepeta do?


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#18 2016-Nov-01  08:12:46

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>Transform Raven into Aire.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#19 2016-Nov-01  08:14:08

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=coolman2443]>Transform Raven into Aire.[/quote]
Using [i]Fortan[/i]'s trusty [b]Memory Corrupter[/b], Raven is transformed into Aire successfully.

Some weird stuff happens to the sky but it's no big deal.


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#20 2016-Nov-01  08:14:26

NuclearArmadillo
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

stab the dude with my paint buckets

please let this be a normal field trip


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#21 2016-Nov-01  08:14:35

ElliotTheUnknown
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>Get on the computer and chat with Orangekit on pesterchum.


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#22 2016-Nov-01  08:18:30

Rekekka
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

"GAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?" Raven (Aire) questions.
"I made you pretty!" Orangekit says, "COME MY MINIONS, FOLLOW ME!!!!"
Because of the plot, Raven (Aire) and Rebecca follow.


Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
[color=transparent]"Go to Brazil."[/color]
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#23 2016-Nov-01  08:22:58

Tymewalk
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

[quote=NuclearArmadillo]stab the dude with my paint buckets

please let this be a normal field trip[/quote]
You can not. He is in the [u]Dark Mountains[/u].

Not even your orange curly hair and thick dorky glasses can manage that distance.

[quote=Smiley100P]>Get on the computer and chat with Orangekit on pesterchum.[/quote]
(Begin pesterchum session or whatever.)
[quote=coolman2443]"GAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?" Raven (Aire) questions.
"I made you pretty!" Orangekit says, "COME MY MINIONS, FOLLOW ME!!!!"
Because of the plot, Raven (Aire) and Rebecca follow.[/quote]
Where will you go now?

Oh, never mind, the game glitches and you're taken to The Shipping Harbor.

Some guy named Joel stands in a corner, wearing a shirt with a smiling mushroom, shouting "GRAND DAD?!".


[i]Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...[/i]
he/him | [url=https://discord.gg/YfAdEQz]Text Based Games Forums Discord Server[/url] | (つ⟤.☐)つ Kirby with some cool glasses
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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#24 2016-Nov-01  08:24:38

Trepak
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Abraham Lincoln
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Appearance: Tall. Very tall.
Inventory (not too many items please): A bundle of twigs.


Like the Red Clothed Pheonix, once I die, it is not that I have left. I have stopped existing, yet another me was already there.

I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account.

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#25 2016-Nov-01  08:24:50

ElliotTheUnknown
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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

AS: :33 < Nepeta greets you with a purr
AS: :33 < Can you talk?


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