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1001 Ways to make a Programmer Facepalm

Started by liam, Mar 23, 2015, 11:01:38 PM

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liam

Basically the way this works is we make 1001 ways to make a programmer facepalm.

Rules:

[list=*]
[li]When you post, make sure you post the number so we keep track![/li]
[li]Try to rate the above post.[/li]
[li]No being mean or arguing over "what language is better"[/li]
[li]Have fun![/li]
[/list]

Example:
Person A: Why do Java programmers need glasses? (perhaps line breaks here) Because they can't C#!

Person B: 7.5 / 10 (also perhaps line breaks here) (insert joke/facepalm here)

What to not do:
Person C: (insert programming language here) is the best programming joke evah.

(Note - this is a semi-clone of http://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/99116/ this, on Scratch, which was removed because it was considered a "text based game". ;-;)

I'll start, this is from Zro716.

Quote from: Zro716using a greek question mark ( ; ) in place of a semicolon ( ; )

Of which I rate 7/10. :P
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

ev3commander

2. You know that you only put 1 equal sign in "randomvar = 123489" right?
no I'm talking about the boolean expression not the set variable to... thing.
I have regrets.

liam

Quote from: ev3commanderTBG2. You know that you only put 1 equal sign in "randomvar = 123489" right?
no I'm talking about the boolean expression not the set variable to... thing.
6/10

Person A: makes a tool in JavaScript for the show and sends to Person B

Person A: Here's the script!

Person B: opens file

Person B: Uh. Where's the script? This is gibberish.

Person A: Right here.. it's a JavaScript program...

Ye.
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

firefang16

8/10

Person 1: When you use Scratch, you put block together to make code!

Person 2: So like legos?
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

Seanbobe

My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

liam

Quote from: seanbobeinfinity/10

try to name a folder con.

?/10

6.

Person 1: So what we do is we connect the walk interface here..

Person 1: .. then the walk interface does blah blah, blah blah, etc..

Person 2: The internet can walk now? :O
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

joefarebrother

7/10

This tutorial says to make a program to print hello world 100 times but what if my printer runs out of ink?
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

liam

Quote from: joefarebrother7/10

This tutorial says to make a program to print hello world 100 times but what if my printer runs out of ink?

10/10

REMEMBER YOUR NUMBERS :o
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

joefarebrother

8/10

Can you help me with my code? The language I'm using is C Hashtag.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

ev3commander

I have regrets.

liam

Quote from: ev3commanderTBGQuick quote
Oh wow, I didn't see this. I made this because the one on Scratch was closed.. didn't realize there was one already lol. Could somebody please close this once I change the title? :)
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

liam

(Edit - Seems I can't edit. ;-;)

This was a duplicate (I didn't know) - the original topic is https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=65 here!

You can continue playing there everybody! :)

(Please close this, some moderator?)
Ohai. :) Issa me, liam48D on Scratch!

joefarebrother

Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.