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Started by PreoKid, Jul 05, 2013, 01:10:53 PM

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joefarebrother

Unfortunately, you realize you need to be somewhere else.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

7734f

Fortunately, you have a teleport bracelet.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard


P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

powerpoint56

Unfortunately, the teleport bracelet is faulty and carries you off to Mars.
This isn't my signature.

PreoKid

Fortunately, Mars was the other place you needed to be.

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"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."


- Meg Chittenden

7734f

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard


P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

PreoKid

#31
Fortunately, you are reincarnated into a small tree somewhere in Scotland.

So they implied...
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."


- Meg Chittenden

7734f

Unfortunately, you have the same fate as the whale in the Hitchhiker's Guide tot he Galaxy
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard


P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

PreoKid

#33
Fortunately, there is no such thing as "Hitchhiker's Guide tot he galaxy."

Bipeds!
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."


- Meg Chittenden

chocolatepenguin

Unfortunately, that was a SPELLING MISTAKE!

7734f

Unfortunately, it now reads Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy since the typo is fixed.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard


P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

TheAwesomeFace

Fortunately, the Infinite Improbability Drive™ makes the tree turn into a digital watch.
Only because something is logical doesn't mean its good.
Candy ▷◯◁ Box
Want some fun?

PreoKid

Unfortunately, the watch doesn't work, making you late for your meeting.

"Planets? In space? Get real!"
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."


- Meg Chittenden

7734f

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard


P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

joefarebrother

Unfortunately, you wake up at 2pm and have missed the meeting
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

chocolatepenguin

Fortunately, the meeting was rescheduled to 6pm.

joefarebrother

Unfortunately, you need to cook dinner then.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

jji7skyline

Fortunately you eat virtual cake.
I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

joefarebrother

Unfortunately, the cake is a lie it tastes bad.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

majorrmax

Fortunately, you are unlike other humans and think it tastes good.

Hyperspaceguy

Unfortunately, the cake was poisoned

joefarebrother

Fortunately, you have the antidote
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

chocolatepenguin

Unfortunately, the bottle holding it broke.

Hyperspaceguy

Fortunately, it was only a virtual cake so the poison is ineffective

bookworm

Unfortunately, since it's virtual you are still hungry.
:)

joefarebrother

Fortunately, you have enough money to buy a real cake.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.