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#26 2013-Jul-10  04:45:13

joefarebrother
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From: Wherever has most pokéstops
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, you realize you need to be somewhere else.


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
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Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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#27 2013-Jul-10  05:06:27

7734f
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you have a teleport bracelet.


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard

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P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

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#28 2013-Jul-10  06:05:42

powerpoint56
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, the teleport bracelet is faulty and carries you off to Mars.


This isn't my signature.

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#29 2013-Jul-10  07:37:24

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, Mars was the other place you needed to be.

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"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

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#30 2013-Jul-10  14:08:52

7734f
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, you suffocate


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard

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P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

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#31 2013-Jul-14  15:25:01

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you are reincarnated into a small tree somewhere in Scotland.

So they implied...

Last edited by PreoKid (2013-Jul-14  15:25:24)


"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

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#32 2013-Jul-15  16:23:24

7734f
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, you have the same fate as the whale in the Hitchhiker's Guide tot he Galaxy


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard

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P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

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#33 2013-Jul-18  04:34:22

PreoKid
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, there is no such thing as "Hitchhiker's Guide tot he galaxy."

Bipeds!

Last edited by PreoKid (2013-Jul-18  04:34:56)


"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

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#34 2013-Jul-18  04:50:02

chocolatepenguin
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, that was a SPELLING MISTAKE!

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#35 2013-Jul-18  05:10:57

7734f
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, it now reads Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy since the typo is fixed.


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard

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P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

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#36 2013-Jul-21  03:43:45

TheAwesomeFace
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, the Infinite Improbability Drive™ makes the tree turn into a digital watch.


Only because something is logical doesn't mean its good.
Candy ▷◯◁ Box
Want some fun?
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#37 2013-Jul-21  08:19:25

PreoKid
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, the watch doesn't work, making you late for your meeting.

"Planets? In space? Get real!"


"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

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#38 2013-Jul-21  13:11:23

7734f
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you wake up.


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard

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P.S. I forgot the password to my old account, hence the -2.

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#39 2013-Jul-21  17:39:41

joefarebrother
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, you wake up at 2pm and have missed the meeting


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
XCXl38u.png
Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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#40 2013-Jul-21  20:29:49

chocolatepenguin
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, the meeting was rescheduled to 6pm.

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#41 2013-Jul-21  20:59:24

joefarebrother
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, you need to cook dinner then.


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
XCXl38u.png
Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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#42 2013-Jul-21  21:05:59

jji7skyline
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately you eat virtual cake.


I see the world inside of one...
I see the world inside of two...
I see the world inside of me...
I see the world inside of you...                                 ~ Policy Concept

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#43 2013-Jul-21  21:16:16

joefarebrother
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, the cake is a lie it tastes bad.


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
XCXl38u.png
Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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#44 2013-Jul-21  23:26:59

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you are unlike other humans and think it tastes good.

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#45 2013-Jul-21  23:46:01

Hyperspaceguy
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, the cake was poisoned

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#46 2013-Jul-21  23:48:42

joefarebrother
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you have the antidote


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
XCXl38u.png
Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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#47 2013-Jul-22  00:01:51

chocolatepenguin
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, the bottle holding it broke.

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#48 2013-Jul-22  00:19:20

Hyperspaceguy
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, it was only a virtual cake so the poison is ineffective

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#49 2013-Jul-23  18:27:14

bookworm
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, since it's virtual you are still hungry.


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#50 2013-Jul-23  18:28:51

joefarebrother
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, you have enough money to buy a real cake.


Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!
XCXl38u.png
Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

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