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1,000 things someone won't tell you when they sell you a house.

Started by Dark, May 14, 2013, 06:21:30 PM

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Dark

you post something that someone selling a house to you wouldn't tell you, and rate the one above. number it too.

ex.
Quote from: someonethere's a weird weather condition, and it only rains above this house, all year round.
Quote from: someone else8/10

theres a smallpox virus in the floorboards.

so, i'll start.

1. it's structurally unsound, and could come down at any moment.
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

8/10

The bed can break any moment when you're sleeping in it.

mythbusteranimator


check out this site
i heard it's cool ;)

joefarebrother

8/10

It has a lightning conductor and all the walls and floors are made of metal so in a thunderstorm you might not want to touch anything.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

shpeters

Pretend something interesting is here.

Dark

4/10

6. "issa zoo."
(who knows where that came from? anyone?)

oh yeah, i updated the rules.
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

1/10 What?????

7. Urrr... I don't want to tell you this but the most vicious, meanest criminals live next door.

Dark

Quote from: jji10dino1/10 What?????

7. Urrr... I don't want to tell you this but the most vicious, meanest criminals live next door.

8/10 :lol:

(it's from a movie)

8. it's haunted.
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

tailskirbyyoshifan


Dark

Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

scratchisthebest

Hi

Dark

Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Dino

7/10 what's gegsndywbshshgabwhsgeb?

14. It is actually 20003 years old.

Dark

:lol:/10

(here's a hint: to make dynamite, you stick nitroglycerine in a red case with a fuse.)

15. the nearest internet provider is 154653 miles away.
Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

shpeters

10/10

There's giant mice with human traps living in it.
Pretend something interesting is here.

Dark

Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

Tai-Guy

8/10

the previous owner did buy a 12 year fuse to a LOT of fire works its due this year.
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Dark

Date registered: Apr 17, 2013, 06:27:41 AM

tbg52

9.2/10

19 (we skipped a number). There's termites everywhere.
I'm not going to be active anymore, I've lost interest and time to invest in this sort of thing.

Dino

Oh no/10

The termites are 12 meter tall man-eating termites.

scratchisthebest

10/10

The termites are 120 meter tall man-eating termites.

Don't we all love zeroes
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shpeters

9/10

The red Gyrados lives in the 1,234,567,890 ton swimming pool on the roof. And the house can only support 5 pounds of weight on the roof.
Pretend something interesting is here.

360-International

9/10

24. The house is fully equipped with a mint-condition Somelia and a working order knife collection.

TheLetterThorn

Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)