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I'll start.

October 2009: The TBGs open. The only people who used it at that time were emojis.

Do the events need to be in order? If not...

November 17th, 2021: TBGs temporarily entered lockdown due to an explosion believed to be caused by a TBGer becoming so angry that they exploded. The lockdown period ended after no further explosions were reported for 15 minutes.

(a.k.a. I blew up out of anger.)

If the events have to be in order, consider this post to have no gameplay value.

Quote from: Orb FishDo the events need to be in order? If not...

November 17th, 2021: TBGs temporarily entered lockdown due to an explosion believed to be caused by a TBGer becoming so angry that they exploded. The lockdown period ended after no further explosions were reported for 15 minutes.

(a.k.a. I blew up out of anger.)

If the events have to be in order, consider this post to have no gameplay value.

unfortunately, the events have to be in order

maybe it was in order but nothing interesting happened for 12 years

November 2009: The discover the TBG forums and declare war on the

December 2009: The servers exploded, and they had to hire a mechanic to fix it. The mechanic took 4 days to fix the servers, and then a lot of emojis (they're friendly) discover the TBG.

Also December 2009, but 1 nanosecond later: The first currency is invented, which dies in 5 seconds.

January 2010, nothing happened. A handful of Scratchers joined though.

February 2010: A scratcher accidentally made half the servers fall like dominos. This caused the TBG forums to have repeated outages.

(By then it was still a part of Scratch)

March 2010: The user was banned by the Scratch Team. The Scratch Team started to consider removing the TBG forum from Scratch.

April 1st 2010: A group of evil fluffy kittehs raid the TBGs and gain 5000 energy units from it

January 2036: The TBGs becomes active again after being inactive for 26 years

Dodecember 2036+i: The TBGs are created again.

January 2040+7i: Since time-travelling is now a thing, people travelled back to 2012 to be the first users of the site. (i.e. next post is somewhere in 2012)

???? 2012-i: The world was destroyed.

oops, i think we ran into a small innocent derail
let's try again:

April 1st 2010: A group of evil fluffy kittehs raid the TBGs and gain 5001 energy units from it

April 1st 2010: Time freezes

April 2st 2010: The time was unfreezed by mres, and then 50 scratchers join. They are all evil fluffy kittehs

April 1st 2010: Inexplicable rip in the spacetime continuum

where are we even going with this
April 3rd 2010: TBG Flavoured Pie is invented

April 4th 2010: A ton of people die from the TBG flavored pie because apparently TBGs taste like cyanide

April 5th 2010: All traces of the TBG flavoured pie was destroyed by the space police
on to may (month)

May 1st, 2010: Something really, really cool happened but everyone forgot to write it down. It is now lost to history forever.

May 2nd 2010: The evil fluffy kitteh group tries to attack again but is stopped by Bobby (you know, that guy from pizzeria job RPG)

May 3rd 2010: Star Wars references are banned by the admins

May 4th 2010: A unknown scratcher makes 500 topics with the name "Aeuajkaiqjauwnxtqhwa".