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#1 2021-May-31  13:33:33

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do you like oreos

a game designed to answer one question.

do you like oreos?

this game will send you and your party on a quest to find the truth behind america's favorite cookie.

game
rolls are done with 1d10, 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.

sign-up
you are not allowed to mention whether you like oreos or not. this will be determined later in the game.

name: what's your name? how do you want to be addressed?
gender: affects nothing except how the game and its characters should refer to you.
appearance: what do you look like? perhaps you dress like an oreo?
species: perhaps you are an oreo?
likes: what do you like?
dislikes: what do you not like?
other: anything else?


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#2 2021-May-31  13:43:01

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Re: do you like oreos

name: Anti-Oreo
gender: Non-oreo
appearance: Looks like an oreo with a color inversion filter applied to them.
species: Anti-Oreo
likes: Pretty much anything
dislikes: MOREOS
other: It is their goal to touch an oreo so that they both combine resulting in the disintegration of them both, at which point I will leave the RP because my character is dead.


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#3 2021-May-31  13:46:43

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Re: do you like oreos

Joyous Theta wrote:

name: Anti-Oreo
gender: Non-oreo
appearance: Looks like an oreo with a color inversion filter applied to them.
species: Anti-Oreo
likes: Pretty much anything
dislikes: MOREOS
other: It is their goal to touch an oreo so that they both combine resulting in the disintegration of them both, at which point I will leave the RP because my character is dead.

Accepted, Moreos are technically not Oreos so it's okay.


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#4 2021-May-31  14:32:39

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Re: do you like oreos

name: grayden
gender: him
appearance: typical asian teen, refer to banner
species: asian
likes: math, coding, youtube, Minecraft, guitar
dislikes: barre chords, errors, brinjals, calculus, social studies
other: not to be confused with gradient


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#5 2021-May-31  14:33:30

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Re: do you like oreos

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

name: grayden
gender: him
appearance: typical asian teen, refer to banner
species: asian
likes: math, coding, youtube, Minecraft, guitar
dislikes: barre chords, errors, brinjals, calculus, social studies
other: not to be confused with gradient

Accepted.


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#6 2021-May-31  21:50:45

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Re: do you like oreos

i thought this is a joke
anyway

name: waffle man
gender: male
appearance: skin has waffle tone, refer species
species: waffle cream (genus waffle, species cream)
likes: waffle, coding, AI, math
dislikes: wafers, TikTok, basically cringy stuff
other: i'm not active in rpgs, also i might edit this


I will survive this tragedy I have encountered.
Some of my esolangs I made (I have more that is unshared or just a concept)
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#7 2021-Jun-01  09:36:39

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Re: do you like oreos

gilbert_given_TBG wrote:

i thought this is a joke
anyway

name: waffle man
gender: male
appearance: skin has waffle tone, refer species
species: waffle cream (genus waffle, species cream)
likes: waffle, coding, AI, math
dislikes: wafers, TikTok, basically cringy stuff
other: i'm not active in rpgs, also i might edit this

Yeah this is a joke RPG but I'll run it anyways.

Accepted.

We can start once I get 1-2 more people.


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#8 2021-Jun-01  22:53:05

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Re: do you like oreos

name: Julian
gender: Male
appearance: White skin, brown hair, green clothes
species: Human
likes: cookies wink
dislikes: quietness
other: idk


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy.
I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.
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#9 2021-Jun-02  10:10:24

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Re: do you like oreos

cheesyfriedeggs wrote:

name: Julian
gender: Male
appearance: White skin, brown hair, green clothes
species: Human
likes: cookies wink
dislikes: quietness
other: idk

Accepted on a technicality - not all cookies are Oreos. You're kind of pushing it though.

I'm going to start the game later tonight (~1-2 hours-ish?). Sign-ups will still be open after the game starts so you can join in.


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#10 2021-Jun-02  11:53:42

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Re: do you like oreos

Tymewalk wrote:

Accepted on a technicality - not all cookies are Oreos. You're kind of pushing it though.

yeah when I said cookies I meant like chocolate chip cookies and the like (not oreos though wink)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy.
I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.
taking a break. here's why.
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I use all pronouns, but they/them is preferred.
i wish the RPGs sub-forum was more active
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#11 2021-Jun-03  13:19:11

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Re: do you like oreos

Tymewalk wrote:

I'm going to start the game later tonight (~1-2 hours-ish?). Sign-ups will still be open after the game starts so you can join in.

well that was a lie

I'm starting the game now


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#12 2021-Jun-03  13:24:46

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Re: do you like oreos

Our party stands in front of Various Sweet Products Castle™. Inside this castle are some of the most famous sweet products ever mass produced by a corporation (and also for some bizarre reason, carrots). This includes our titular sandwich cookie, Oreos.

Your fate, and whether or not you enjoy such treats, will be decided throughout your time uncovering the secrets of this castle.

Unfortunately, you are not inside the castle grounds, and need to get inside.

So, how exactly do you want to go about doing that?

---------

The castle is surrounded by tall brick walls, with a large drawbridge in the middle. A deep moat, filled with supposedly dangerous fish, sits around the castle. Nearby are some tall trees and various types of shrubbery, as well as Jim's Middle-of-Nowhere Hardware Store, which happens to be open 23½/7. The store is going to close for that half-hour soon, but if you hurry up, you should still be able to shop.


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#13 2021-Jun-03  13:27:10

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Re: do you like oreos

Anti-Oreo begins looking for an oreo.


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#14 2021-Jun-03  13:45:02

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Re: do you like oreos

Grayden finds an axe to punch the trees.


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#15 2021-Jun-05  16:20:23

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Re: do you like oreos

Waffle Man asks where we are now.


I will survive this tragedy I have encountered.
Some of my esolangs I made (I have more that is unshared or just a concept)
SmileyCPU OLLY CalculaCode romanF MOLLY GTlang LoremIpsum HanziCode BABA IS LISP Ole! baijify Smiley Faces Clicky the Scientific Calculator Dot the Scientific Calculator
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC Shortcut to my sig editor TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why?
I might need to switch userstyle. my sig is "starting" to overflow in ScratchStyle.
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#16 2021-Jun-11  10:08:04

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Re: do you like oreos

Joyous Theta wrote:

Anti-Oreo begins looking for an oreo.

The Oreos are likely within the castle, and unfortunately there seem to be no Oreos outside of it.

You do find an interesting contraption next to the moat, however. It's some sort of control panel, containing a horn, a blue button, a red button, and a lever, which can be pushed up or down. The lever currently rests in the middle.

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

Grayden finds an axe to punch the trees.

The hardware store happens to have an axe in stock, thankfully. Grayden purchases the axe for the low low cost of absolutely nothing (some sort of deal on magic axes or something), and obtains The Brightly-Colored Hardware Store Membership Card.

...apparently you give out your phone number to get one of these. It's a weird system, but might be helpful.

gilbert_given_TBG wrote:

Waffle Man asks where we are now.

The party is standing outside of the castle, next to the hardware store. Some trees surround the area, as well as a menacing mountain in the distance, but the mountain is thankfully not relevant and thus will never have to be climbed in a desperate attempt to escape some sort of horrifying cookie entity.

...oops, did I say that out loud? My bad. I meant the mountain is just there to look pretty.


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#17 2021-Jun-11  11:46:02

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Re: do you like oreos

Julian looks for some random stuff by foraging on the ground. wink


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy.
I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.
taking a break. here's why.
The Nonsensical RP The Incredibly Amazing Super Reality Show
I use all pronouns, but they/them is preferred.
i wish the RPGs sub-forum was more active
I'm a bit wink
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#18 2021-Jun-11  13:26:56

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Re: do you like oreos

Grayden attempts to make a bridge by placing the logs across the river, but he isn't strong enough.
Instead, he makes a crafting table, made some wood planks, and build a bridge while crouching.


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#19 2021-Jun-11  13:56:10

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Re: do you like oreos

Anti-Oreo slings themself directly at the castle walls using a nearby tree, crashing through the wall and hopefully hitting an oreo.


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#20 2021-Jun-11  14:48:13

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Re: do you like oreos

Waffle Man copied what Grayden do.


I will survive this tragedy I have encountered.
Some of my esolangs I made (I have more that is unshared or just a concept)
SmileyCPU OLLY CalculaCode romanF MOLLY GTlang LoremIpsum HanziCode BABA IS LISP Ole! baijify Smiley Faces Clicky the Scientific Calculator Dot the Scientific Calculator
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC Shortcut to my sig editor TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why?
I might need to switch userstyle. my sig is "starting" to overflow in ScratchStyle.
*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#21 2021-Jun-11  15:03:01

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Re: do you like oreos

"Hey someone craft some iron tools please"


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#22 2021-Jun-13  14:20:35

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Re: do you like oreos

cheesyfriedeggs wrote:

Julian looks for some random stuff by foraging on the ground. wink

Julian: Forage: 7

Julian finds a battery, half a can of Sprite, and a worn napkin.

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

Grayden attempts to make a bridge by placing the logs across the river, but he isn't strong enough.
Instead, he makes a crafting table, made some wood planks, and build a bridge while crouching.

gilbert_given_TBG wrote:

Waffle Man copied what Grayden do.

As the two begin speedbridging slowly, an alarm sounds.

"Halt!" a guard shouts.

The Guards approach!

Two guards come out, with cookie-themed weapons. One holds the Chocolate Chip Sword, and the other the CKE-425 automatic machine gun.

The fight commences!

Joyous Theta wrote:

Anti-Oreo slings themself directly at the castle walls using a nearby tree, crashing through the wall and hopefully hitting an oreo.

Anti-Oreo: Whee: 7

Anti-Oreo misses, but with a pinch of luck, hits one of the guards!

Anti-Oreo: 14
Guard A: 13

The guard stumbles backwards, leaving their Sword on the ground. Sadly for Anti-Oreo, no part of the guard was made of Oreos.


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#23 2021-Jun-13  14:50:44

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Re: do you like oreos

Grayden takes the sword and swings it onto the other guard.


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#24 2021-Jun-13  19:49:43

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Re: do you like oreos

Waffle Man kicks Guard A.


I will survive this tragedy I have encountered.
Some of my esolangs I made (I have more that is unshared or just a concept)
SmileyCPU OLLY CalculaCode romanF MOLLY GTlang LoremIpsum HanziCode BABA IS LISP Ole! baijify Smiley Faces Clicky the Scientific Calculator Dot the Scientific Calculator
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC Shortcut to my sig editor TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why?
I might need to switch userstyle. my sig is "starting" to overflow in ScratchStyle.
*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#25 2021-Jun-14  11:08:33

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Re: do you like oreos

Anti-Oreo goes past the door and into the castle, auto-piloting towards the closest oreo and touching it so I don't have to play this anymore.

Last edited by Joyous Theta (2021-Jun-14  11:15:09)


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