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The TBG's Gun Game: now with 38% less funny and 11% heavier!

Started by Incendiary, May 10, 2021, 10:22:36 PM

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Incendiary

(I know my games have never had any proper traction, but if you can trust me, I promise we can make this work out.)

It's the TBG's Gun Game, with no visual mini map and just dice rolls.

You have been transported onto a giant airship with a gun game arena, owned by Jimmy Eatshorts. Don't ask why you're here, don't ask about your cat, don't ask where the Pringles are, just FIGHT!

Basic idea: each player has 100 health and one weapon. Each turn, you roll a 20-sided dice (certain factors can add advantages or disadvantages depending on the circumstances) and your attack will be based on that. Each time someone attacks you, your character can roll a dice to defend or dodge, although the roll may be reduced or increased like with attacks.

Once you eliminate someone, you will gain a new weapon that replaces your old one. Don't worry - if you get eliminated, you will respawn. First person to 10 eliminations wins the game.

Maximum of 6 characters at once, although spectators are permitted.

Signuppy form:

Name:
Age:
Species:
Appearance:
Backstory:
Personality:
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack:
Defence:
Speed:

Quick stat guide:
Attack affects your dice rolls for attacks. Rolling in the middle (e.g rolling 3 with an attack of 5) will have no bonus. 4 and 5 rolls add +1 and +2 to attack d20 rolls respectively, while 2 and 1 subtract from attack d20 rolls
Defence affects your dice rolls for defence. It's the same formula for attack.
Speed affects your dice rolls for dodging and movement. Some attacks cannot be blocked, or maybe you want to traverse tricky terrain, or get behind cover. Same formula as above.



Active players:

Name: Hunter (name)
Age: 35
Species: Human
Appearance: Hunter (occupation)
Backstory: Hunter (occupation)
Personality: Hunter (occupation)
Stats:
Attack: 6
Defence: 6
Speed: 6

Name: Reali
Age: ?? (not sure how to determine the age of a stick figure (should probably just assume later teenager))
Species: Stick figure
Appearance: yellow outline/eyes, white fill
Backstory: just kinda appeared here
Stats:
Attack: 6
Defence: 6
Speed: 6

Name: Glacier
Age: 25
Species: Protogen
Appearance: thrusterpack for move fast, hard light wings for gliding and steering, and rollerblades for sliding. The wings also leave a cool contrail of light
Backstory: looking for his cat. Followed a lead here. (Long story, don't ask)
Personality: Cheery and gleeful, but also not afraid to participate in blood sports, so make of that what you will.
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 9
Defence: 0
Speed: 9

Name: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Age: 26 plus
Species: Robot
Appearance: Bender from Futurama
Backstory: Bender was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico. He was built without a backup unit, which is meant to help him back up data so that if his body were destroyed he could upload his data into another body if he wants.
Personality: sociopathic
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 8
Defence: 7
Speed: 3

Spectators:

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Byron_Inc_TBG

Name: Hunter (name)
Age: 35
Species: Human
Appearance: Hunter (occupation)
Backstory: Hunter (occupation)
Personality: Hunter (occupation)
Stats (split 20 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 6
Intellect: 4
Defence: 6
Speed: 4

I hope this is understandable-
eh

realicraft

Name: Reali
Age: ?? (not sure how to determine the age of a stick figure (should probably just assume later teenager))
Species: Stick figure
Appearance: yellow outline/eyes, white fill
Backstory: just kinda appeared here
Stats (split 20 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 6
Intellect:7
Defence:4
Speed:3
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:P:|:o

Incendiary

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGName: Hunter (name)
Age: 35
Species: Human
Appearance: Hunter (occupation)
Backstory: Hunter (occupation)
Personality: Hunter (occupation)
Stats (split 20 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 6
Intellect: 4
Defence: 6
Speed: 4

I hope this is understandable-
Quote from: realicraftName: Reali
Age: ?? (not sure how to determine the age of a stick figure (should probably just assume later teenager))
Species: Stick figure
Appearance: yellow outline/eyes, white fill
Backstory: just kinda appeared here
Stats (split 20 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 6
Intellect:7
Defence:4
Speed:3
Both Accepted
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

realicraft

it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
videos | FS3 | FS3 Wiki | Ratings | Calendar | Universe Manager 2 | Sandbox
65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



:P:|:o

Incendiary

Quote from: realicraftWhen are we going to start?
After we hit 4 players.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

Quote from: IncendiaryGaming
Quote from: IncendiaryGamingBump
You know I actually wanted this to work so maybe I'll simplify the stats and have more people join.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Wolfslime123

Name: Glacier
Age: 25
Species: Protogen
Appearance: thrusterpack for move fast, hard light wings for gliding and steering, and rollerblades for sliding. The wings also leave a cool contrail of light
Backstory: looking for his cat. Followed a lead here. (Long story, don't ask)
Personality: Cheery and gleeful, but also not afraid to participate in blood sports, so make of that what you will.
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 9
Defence: 0
Speed: 9
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Incendiary

Quote from: \//Name: Glacier
Age: 25
Species: Protogen
Appearance: thrusterpack for move fast, hard light wings for gliding and steering, and rollerblades for sliding. The wings also leave a cool contrail of light
Backstory: looking for his cat. Followed a lead here. (Long story, don't ask)
Personality: Cheery and gleeful, but also not afraid to participate in blood sports, so make of that what you will.
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 9
Defence: 0
Speed: 9
Why yes, I choose to not die.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Luigis_Pizza

Name: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Age: 26 plus
Species: Robot
Appearance: Bender from Futurama
Backstory: Bender was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico. He was built without a backup unit, which is meant to help him back up data so that if his body were destroyed he could upload his data into another body if he wants.
Personality: sociopathic
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 8
Defence: 7
Speed: 3
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)


Incendiary

Quote from: Luigis_PizzaName: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Age: 26 plus
Species: Robot
Appearance: Bender from Futurama
Backstory: Bender was built in the year 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico. He was built without a backup unit, which is meant to help him back up data so that if his body were destroyed he could upload his data into another body if he wants.
Personality: sociopathic
Stats (split 18 points between them, max of 10 on one stat):
Attack: 8
Defence: 7
Speed: 3
"I'll make my own character, with blackjack, and hookers!"
Wait that might be slightly not good with the mods.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Incendiary

I believe that's all we need to get started.
Initialising system...
Scanning database...
Writing to database...
Loading initial generation...
Rendering arena...
Spawning interactive objects...
Transporting participants to arena...
Completing final checks...
System ready. Preparing game...

"Welcome, everyone, to the first ever Gun Game Superstars Tournament! Today, we have 4 participants in the pit ready to fight for the title of Gun Game Champion! Please welcome your fighters!

Hunter!

Reali!

Glacier!

And the one and only BENDER!

Are you READY!?"

*crowd cheering noises*

Your weapons will be granted soon, once we're sure everyone's ready.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

realicraft

it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
videos | FS3 | FS3 Wiki | Ratings | Calendar | Universe Manager 2 | Sandbox
65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



:P:|:o

Incendiary

Okie dokie

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"Uhh, hehe, let's pretend that didn't happen...

GO!

Hunter's weapon: Two comically large spoons
Reali's weapon: Airpod Shotty
Glacier's weapon: Hot Sauce Dispenser
Bender's weapon: T H I C C   P I P E
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Wolfslime123

Glacier takes a look at his weapon and tries to figure out how to make use of it. Hot sauce... Maybe he can disable Hunter by spraying it into his eyes?

Probably the best bet.

Glacier's jets flare and propel him into position, leaving glowing blue trails coming off his wingtips, and dispenses hot sauce at Hunter's face!

He's pretty sure he can outspeed the people with melee weapons, so he just has to worry about the stick figure with the gun. Stick figures are forces to be reckoned with!
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Byron_Inc_TBG

Hunter scoops up the hot sauce mid-air and repels it back at Glacier.
He also bonks Glacier in the head for attacking him.
eh

Wolfslime123

Glacier keeps at range, wielding a ranged weapon(?) against a melee weapon.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Luigis_Pizza

Quote from: Incendiary"I'll make my own character, with blackjack, and hookers!"
Wait that might be slightly not good with the mods.
I like your reference so nothing wiil be said

Bender looks for rocks so he can use his  T H I C C   P I P E as a blow gun
Give The Reality a Chance, Let it sink in...
Status Message: Seeping into your dreams since January 13th 2024
Almost...
Call me Luigi or Matt/Matthew. I like JJBA. I released a game on gamejolt under Ernie_Games_Official. Made the 666666th post and I used to be the most active because I have no life...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome
My discord is phantomluigi, please contact me if you want to chat im bored (or send me an email)


Incendiary

Hold up slow down this isn't a 100% freeform RP.

Quote from: \//Glacier takes a look at his weapon and tries to figure out how to make use of it. Hot sauce... Maybe he can disable Hunter by spraying it into his eyes?

Probably the best bet.

Glacier's jets flare and propel him into position, leaving glowing blue trails coming off his wingtips, and dispenses hot sauce at Hunter's face!

He's pretty sure he can outspeed the people with melee weapons, so he just has to worry about the stick figure with the gun. Stick figures are forces to be reckoned with!

The attempt to fly fails. The anticheat has prevented you from gaining an unfair advantage. A loud buzzing can be heard while trying to get airborne.

Movement: 10+1
Despite this setback, Glacier gets a good angle on Hunter and opens fire.
Attack: 15+1
Hunter's defence: 4-1
The hot sauce is hotter than expected!
A stream of smoking red liquid hits Hunter and sends them running. Hunter catches fire and frantically dances around the arena, very much not liking the fact a condiment has just been used as a lethal weapon against them.
Hunter takes 16 damage!
Hunter is on fire for 3 turns!
Hunter takes 4 damage and is on 80HP!


"That's a spicy meatball!"

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGHunter scoops up the hot sauce mid-air and repels it back at Glacier.
He also bonks Glacier in the head for attacking him.
Unfortunately, your defence failed.
However, your bonk scored
Attack: 10+0
Glacier's defence: 18-1
No spoon hit for you.

Quote from: \//Glacier keeps at range, wielding a ranged weapon(?) against a melee weapon.
Glacier moves backwards to avoid a future attack.
Just another internet user and anime transbian catgirl dealing with the boring dystopia that is our society. If you were looking for something interesting here, you've come to the wrong place.

My discord is Incendiary__ and you can join my server at https://discord.gg/k2ywUzBAED
My Twitch channl is available at https://twitch.tv/incendiaryoce

Wolfslime123

Sorry, I never meant to fly! The thrusters just represent the high speed stat. Glacier glides and moves quick on neon roller skates and wings, but he doesn't actually fly. (He's too heavy)

Oh this dispenser is better than expected! Glacier continues to launch sick burns.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Byron_Inc_TBG

Hunter finds a water source and pours the water onto himself.

He then smacks Bender in the face, with both spoons coming from opposite sides, crushing Bender in the middle.

Quote from: IncendiaryGamingGlacier's defence: 18-1
Glacier literally has a 0 in defence??
eh

Wolfslime123

Quote from: Byron_Inc_TBGHunter finds a water source and pours the water onto himself.

He then smacks Bender in the face, with both spoons coming from opposite sides, crushing Bender in the middle.

Quote from: IncendiaryGamingGlacier's defence: 18-1
Glacier literally has a 0 in defence??
d20's gonna d20.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/