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#1 2021-Apr-26  23:12:58

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The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Downloading Data...

Preparing NPCs...

Configuring Stats of Items...

Analyzing Enemies...



Mermaid Man: "Are you okay, young man or woman or gender-neutral term for a person?"

You look around. There appears to be a shelf full of weapons, a bulletin board with various sticky notes and pictures on it, a cage with the Atomic Shrimp in it, and a parking lot (where the Invisible Boatmobile is presumably parked).

But first, your name. wink

Barnacle Boy: "Oh, yeah, your name. What is your name?"

What is your name?

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2021-Apr-26  23:14:36)


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#2 2021-Apr-27  00:00:15

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"Hmm. Good question. What's my name again?"


Pause for a second.



"Jim. Jim Chaos."


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#3 2021-Apr-27  01:33:35

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

"Hmm. Good question. What's my name again?"


Pause for a second.



"Jim. Jim Chaos."

Your name is now Jim Chaos.

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#4 2021-Apr-27  22:00:50

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"Do I have tutorials? Or some sort of starter quests?"


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#5 2021-Apr-28  01:34:48

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

"Do I have tutorials? Or some sort of starter quests?"

You don't have any tutorials here.

You can still look at the bulletin board, though, or the shelf.

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#6 2021-Apr-28  02:54:58

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Establish contact with Jane CYOA and start a Sburb session.

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#7 2021-Apr-28  03:03:05

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Joyous Theta wrote:

Establish contact with Jane CYOA and start a Sburb session.

You manage to do this successfully.

Jane CYOA: "Wait, uh, who are you? Are you a genderbent universe counterpart of me?

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#8 2021-Apr-28  13:41:21

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"The rebooted version."

Look at the bulletin board.


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#9 2021-Apr-28  21:12:24

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

"The rebooted version."

Look at the bulletin board.

The bulletin board has various sticky notes on it, which read:

"Shopping list:

Eggs
Milk
Bread
Egg Milk
Bread Milk
Breaded Eggs
Milk Eggs
Egg Bread
Milk Bread
Carrots
Carrot Milk
Carrot Eggs
Carrot Bread"

"The Krabby Patty Formula:

Bun
Mustard
Pickles
Onions
Ketchup
Lettuce
Sea Cheddar Cheese
(unintelligible text)"

"To-do:

Mow the lawn
Donate to The Mysterious Cottage
Find The Bigfoot King and defeat him
Get the interdimensional portal fixed
Defeat IT"

"Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg"

"When life gives you onions, make onionade.

-Meme Man"

"Allies:

The Mysterious Cottage
Anti-Bigfoot Inc"

"Why does Cheesy keep making so many OCs?"

"I dunno"

"For sure you shouldn't fight and destroy all things in house.

-Rita Loud"

What do you do?

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2021-Jul-05  00:40:15)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#10 2021-Apr-28  22:59:13

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Look at the weapons.


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#11 2021-Apr-29  03:01:47

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"Oh no" you say to yourself, seeing "Defeat IT" on the board. You always knew that department was bad news with how they only ever seemed to set up computers and killed your father, but now you had an excuse to finally put an end to their nonsense!

Put your Sburb session on hold in order to defeat the IT department.

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#12 2021-Apr-29  03:03:55

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

Look at the weapons.

There appears to be a laser gun, a snooze ray, and the Orb of Confusion.

Joyous Theta wrote:

"Oh no" you say to yourself, seeing "Defeat IT" on the board. You always knew that department was bad news with how they only ever seemed to set up computers and killed your father, but now you had an excuse to finally put an end to their nonsense!

Put your Sburb session on hold in order to defeat the IT department.

Barnacle Boy: "Uhhh..."

Mermaid Man: "Shh! I want to see how this turns out!"

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The Incredibly Amazing Super Reality Show / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / i go by all pronouns / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#13 2021-Apr-29  05:21:05

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Pump your cool new laser gun and go kill the entire IT department.

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#14 2021-Apr-29  06:31:34

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Joyous Theta wrote:

Pump your cool new laser gun and go kill the entire IT department.

Jim Chaos Acquired an Item: Laser Gun

When you leave Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Hideout, you don't see the IT department anywhere. However, you do see The Forest, The Deli, The Coffee Shop, Plankton's Chumporium, The Hospital, and A Mysterious Cottage.

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#15 2021-Apr-29  13:13:57

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"Oh yeah, we need to do quests."

Bring Jane CYOA to the mysterious cottage.


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#16 2021-Apr-29  21:37:32

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

"Oh yeah, we need to do quests."

Bring Jane CYOA to the mysterious cottage.

You go to The Mysterious Cottage (but you seem to be unable to take Jane CYOA with you).

The door opens, revealing Lady Hydrogen.

Lady Hydrogen: "Oh, hello! What brings you to our cottage on this fine day?"

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#17 2021-May-09  01:48:12

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

bump


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#18 2021-May-10  20:36:36

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

bump


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#19 2021-May-13  23:24:45

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

bump


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The Incredibly Amazing Super Reality Show / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / i go by all pronouns / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#20 2021-May-19  23:02:49

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

bump


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#21 2021-Jun-19  11:41:40

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

bump wink


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#22 2021-Jun-19  14:01:44

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

"Is there any quest here"


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#23 2021-Jun-19  21:10:55

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

"Is there any quest here"

Lady Hydrogen: "Well, you can go to Lady Cobalt's stand for quests to unlock skills, or you can go to Lady Barium's stand to get quests for items." wink

What do you do?


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The Incredibly Amazing Super Reality Show / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / i go by all pronouns / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#24 2021-Jun-19  23:48:46

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Jim hymns the periodic table song as he goes to Lady Barium's stand.


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#25 2021-Jun-20  00:51:54

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Re: The CYOA Of Pure, Uncut Chaos: Rebooted

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

Jim hymns the periodic table song as he goes to Lady Barium's stand.

Lady Barium: "oh, hi there! Are you here for a quest?"

What do you do?

wink

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2021-Jun-20  00:52:18)


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