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#51 2020-Dec-01  13:47:21

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999946 BC: People discovered sand boats, a boat made out of sand. Weirdly, the boat cannot be wet.


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Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
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#52 2020-Dec-01  14:14:55

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999945 BC: Ovus creates his son from a tiny part of a crashed sandboat.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#53 2020-Dec-01  17:17:40

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999944 BC: Trog invents Fire 2, the hit new sequel to Fire.


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#54 2020-Dec-01  18:09:05

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

299963 BC: Scientists predicted massive destruction made in 2999947 BC.

PkmnQ wrote:

2999947 BC: Ovus creates Brazil.

2999943 BC: Science was banned in this year.

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#55 2020-Dec-01  18:21:17

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999942 BC: Another unusual boat was discovered near India. It's made out of hard black rock, and it can float in the water somehow. This discovery leads to the start of research about unusual boats.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#56 2020-Dec-01  18:26:03

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999941 BC: Scratch was created.

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#57 2020-Dec-01  18:39:26

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999940 BC: BYOB appeared out of nowhere. It turns out it's from the parallel universe the scientist made 9 years ago.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#58 2020-Dec-01  19:03:04

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999939 BC: Ovus' son (he hasn't named him yet, so we'll call him Ovum) deletes 2999911 BC by accident. Ovus punishes Ovum by turning him into Portugal.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#59 2020-Dec-01  19:13:05

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999938 BC: Tarantulas appear out of the ground and are squished and squeezed together to form Antarctica.


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#60 2020-Dec-01  19:13:13

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999938 BC: People discovered an art on folding paper. They call it Zhezhi.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#61 2020-Dec-01  19:14:17

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999936 BC: An actual ninja appears, and we know it's real because Ovus is staying close to it.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#62 2020-Dec-01  19:28:24

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999935 BC: A meteor shower sprinkled Earth, forming the islands in south-east Asia and the Pacific Ocean.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#63 2020-Dec-01  19:30:52

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999934 BC: Ovus declares that Internet Explorer is banned. How does he know what Internet Explorer is before it's invented? He's Ovus.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#64 2020-Dec-01  19:40:32

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999933 BC: Ovum, the Ovus' son, replicates himself into Oven, forming Spain.

Last edited by gilbert_given_TBG (2020-Dec-01  19:40:55)


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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#65 2020-Dec-01  21:33:01

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

Looks like I can double post so here it is:
2999932 BC: Scientist discovered the possibility to go into a parallel universe by building up negative speed. The PU's that can be accessed like that are identical to the main universe.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#66 2020-Dec-01  21:36:10

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999932 BC:  Some random guy in Spain becomes a cyborg.

(also, double posting is allowed, but only if the topic hasn't been active in a while)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine as well) / arospec/acespec / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#67 2020-Dec-01  21:40:49

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999930 BC: Zhezhi becomes wild-spread, but people hated the name so they changed it to Faltenpapier.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#68 2020-Dec-01  22:33:24

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

299929 BC: Faltenpapier 2 and 9 folded made themselves into the NATIONAL MUSEUM OF FALTENPAPIER.

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#69 2020-Dec-01  22:56:09

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999928 BC: Scientist have discovered a *parallel* universe, where everything is made out of paper.

Last edited by gilbert_given_TBG (2020-Dec-02  01:29:52)


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#70 2020-Dec-02  12:22:21

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

299927 BC: Parallel universes collapsed with another. Our universe is the last one surviving.

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#71 2020-Dec-02  12:51:14

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999926 BC: Ovus.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#72 2020-Dec-02  13:10:58

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

299925 BC: Nothing. Nothing at all. Literally.

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#73 2020-Dec-02  13:43:27

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999924: Ovus gets bored and decides to die and replace himself with Ossas.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#74 2020-Dec-02  14:03:18

Byron_Inc_TBG
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999923 BC: Smiley code was invented.

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#75 2020-Dec-02  14:32:20

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999922 BC: Ossas hated it and sent it to 2020 AD. Also, since he replaces Ovus, he can do stuff that Ovus can.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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