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#26 2020-Nov-30  10:00:03

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999973 BC: A comet crashes near the North Pole. Strangely, the comet becomes Canada.


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#27 2020-Nov-30  11:04:18

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999972 BC: People tired of religions create Soviet Union.


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#28 2020-Nov-30  11:50:33

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999971BCE: Bananas are invented by Bill Gates


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#29 2020-Nov-30  12:28:17

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999970BCE: Fall Guys was made.

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#30 2020-Nov-30  13:26:14

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999970 BC: Ovus invents a pencil.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#31 2020-Nov-30  16:09:55

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

2999970BCE: Fall Guys was made.

PkmnQ wrote:

2999970 BC: Ovus invents a pencil.

2999968 BC: The first ninja borns.


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#32 2020-Nov-30  16:58:07

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999967 BC: A million people was killed. It is the biggest kill to date.

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#33 2020-Nov-30  17:50:33

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

BlueKirin208 wrote:
Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

2999970BCE: Fall Guys was made.

PkmnQ wrote:

2999970 BC: Ovus invents a pencil.

2999968 BC: The first ninja borns.

Not a ninja, look at the times.

2999966 BC: Someone is dumb for the first time.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#34 2020-Nov-30  17:52:57

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

299965 BC: The second ninja was born.

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#35 2020-Nov-30  17:54:34

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999964: It turns out the ninjas were made of cardboard, and promptly exploded. Ovus was near one of the ninjas when it exploded, and is now dead.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#36 2020-Nov-30  17:57:17

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

299963 BC: Scientists predicted massive destruction made in 2999947 BC.

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#37 2020-Nov-30  17:58:45

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999962 BC: Ossas returns from being Africa, and proceeds to turn Turkey into a no-egg zone.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#38 2020-Nov-30  18:10:41

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999961BC: Americans exists.

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#39 2020-Nov-30  18:42:52

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999961BC: Queen Elizabeth the second takes over America, steals a chunk of it, and turns the chunk into the British Isles. Some of the captured Americans turn into British people and build Buckingham Palace.


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#40 2020-Nov-30  18:44:29

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999960 BC: British people conquered Japan.

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#41 2020-Dec-01  04:03:58

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999959 BC: Stock market crashed by triple digits, even though market isn't even a thing yet.


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Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
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#42 2020-Dec-01  10:28:32

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999958 BC: Ovus is reborn. Nothing happens yet.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#43 2020-Dec-01  12:08:03

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999957 BC: Scientist have managed to stop time.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#44 2020-Dec-01  12:20:08

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999957 BC: Ovus convinces the scientist to re-enable time. Right after the scientist re-enabled time, part of Australia formed.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#45 2020-Dec-01  13:03:31

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999956 BC: The Earth becomes flat for a second.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
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*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#46 2020-Dec-01  13:04:15

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999955 BC: Ovus gets bored of time, so he deletes the next 5 years. (Next post is 2999950 BC)


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#47 2020-Dec-01  13:09:43

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999950 BC: Scientist have turned backed time to 2999954 BC, therefore creating the first parallel universe.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
48329.png
*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#48 2020-Dec-01  13:11:41

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999949 BC: Ovus kills every scientist, goes to Australia, completes it, and turns it into a no-scientist zone. Also, Ossas just died for no reason.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#49 2020-Dec-01  13:14:44

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999948 BC: Nothing unusual happens worldwide, making it the most unusual time in the universe.


Gilbert: The person who has a Jacky effect on Jacky's Jacky effects.
Some of my esolangs I made: redirected here
Stuff I made: Smiley Code Decoder Word Shuffler List nBASIC PseudoSmiley Pybolge Unshrekton OLLY in Wenyan ESC JSC TPSC Programmable Text Generator Why? Flerovium HTML to BBcode Another BMP codec Unicode Adventures TBG Extensions tbgclient Two Of Them
Links: My sig editor DWiki esolangs.org TIO Scratch alt Ocular wasteof Collection of BMP endecs The Sandbox
Lists: BMP codecs Nonsense programs Gilbert's Random and Pointless Topics

[avatar=https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/user/14933130_500x500.png]
48329.png
*search up "Prototype Autonomous Management Agent".

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#50 2020-Dec-01  13:19:18

PkmnQ
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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999947 BC: Ovus creates Brazil.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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