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#1 2020-Nov-29  10:00:36

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Illogical History of the Universe

Basically, add things to a timeline of weird things happening in the history of the universe, like this:

A: 3000000 BC: The universe is created.
B: 2999999 BC: Eugene Krabs is born.
C: 2999998 BC: The country of Japan is created.

And so on.

Please do not "ignore" posts unless they are off-topic or they are breaking the CGs.

We'll start off from player C's post.

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2020-Dec-03  00:24:33)


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#2 2020-Nov-29  11:10:05

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999997 BC: Eugene Krabs becomes the undisputed ruler of Japan.


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#3 2020-Nov-29  11:31:32

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999996 BC: Japan collapses into First Anime Empire


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#4 2020-Nov-29  11:34:02

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999995 BC: France is created.


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#5 2020-Nov-29  13:00:45

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999994 BC: First Anime Empire collapsed to Japan.

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#6 2020-Nov-29  15:11:25

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999993 BC: Eugene Krabs explodes into 3 things, namely Queen Elizabeth II, a sentient egg, and the letter H.


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#7 2020-Nov-29  15:37:19

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999992 BC: English was created.

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#8 2020-Nov-29  17:08:12

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999991 BC: The letter H travels to a part of the ocean and becomes England


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#9 2020-Nov-29  17:30:56

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999990 BC: The TBG was created

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#10 2020-Nov-29  21:01:59

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999989BC: Aliens burn up in the atmosphere and shapeshift into the first turkey.


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#11 2020-Nov-29  21:10:26

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999988 BC: The turkey starts cloning itself at an astronomically fast speed


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#12 2020-Nov-29  21:13:09

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999987 BC: The turkeys became a black hole


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#13 2020-Nov-29  21:28:42

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999986 BC: Some of them were bored of being a black hole so they decided to become the country of Turkey


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#14 2020-Nov-29  21:55:05

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999985 BC: The Atlantic Ocean forms.

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2020-Nov-29  22:40:03)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#15 2020-Nov-29  22:37:05

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999984 BC: Ovuvuevue onyetenye eguebwgebwgbem ossas forms in England, and convinces Queen Elizabeth II to go to Turkey


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#16 2020-Nov-29  22:39:52

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999983 BC: The very first queen of the Atlantic Ocean is crowned.


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

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#17 2020-Nov-29  23:24:33

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999982 BC: The sentient egg awakens. Fear him.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#18 2020-Nov-29  23:31:25

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999981 BC: France declares war on England, starting the great French-English War.


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#19 2020-Nov-30  00:12:49

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999980 BC: Ossas becomes the entire continent of Africa to avoid the sentient egg.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
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#20 2020-Nov-30  00:31:58

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999979 BC: The Pacific Ocean is created.

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2020-Nov-30  00:32:11)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine as well) / arospec/acespec / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#21 2020-Nov-30  00:52:31

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999978 BC: The sentient egg makes both sides lose the great French-English war. I told you, FEAR HIM.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#22 2020-Nov-30  00:56:27

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999977 BC: England becomes the United Kingdom, and France becomes France 2: Electric Boogaloo, complete with laser beams.

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2020-Nov-30  00:57:05)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine as well) / arospec/acespec / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#23 2020-Nov-30  01:35:27

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999976 BC: The sentient egg turned France 2 into Scotland to punish them from adding laser beams. Also, during the process, he states his name is Ovus.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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#24 2020-Nov-30  01:37:57

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999975 BC: The Pacific Ocean signs a peace treaty with Ovus.

Last edited by cheesyfriedeggs (2020-Nov-30  01:38:09)


I'm cheesyfriedeggs, but you can call me Cheesy. I like Spongebob, object shows, roleplaying, and a bunch of other stuff.

The Nonsensical RP / The CYOA of Pure, Uncut, Chaos / non-binary (they/them but she/her is fine as well) / arospec/acespec / click here for some stuff about me / The Opposite-of-Evil Lab / wink

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#25 2020-Nov-30  02:22:07

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Re: Illogical History of the Universe

2999974 BC: Ovus creates Sundaland (search it up). Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth II goes to Scotland to push it to The United Kingdom.


Hello, I'm a vowelless neither transparent nor translucent mammal of the genus Neogale. hmm

I made the first BMP encoder, which of course has its decoder. And then improved on them (encoder and decoder). I've made a game in powerpoint, that for some reason nobody else can play. And there's also the button that speaks math. Here are two baba is you levels that I made and really like. Also, I like quines. If you're wondering why my signature is green, see this. Also, if you're wondering why there is no time between the bottom right and the top left buttons, look at this, where I've drawn lines that I had no intention of filling.
46511.png

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