Fighting Simulator 3: Subtitle

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-10 01:38:54

Thanks for wasting your posts, it's just a hoax

I shall take the three in the logo on the stats page

And smack it on SausageMcSauce.

realicraft · 2021-Jul-10 23:48:38

Turn 8 - Skeledop

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

I use parts of the website to make a giant war machine, then use it against SausageMcSauce

Attack roll: 1d15 = 7
Defense roll: 1d5 = 3
SausageMcSauce takes 7-3=4 damage.

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I smash the fist in IncendiaryGaming's banned on his head.

In his "banned"?

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:
I smash the fist in IncendiaryGaming's banned on his head.
I'm not banned, and my banner is proprietary, so your attack fails.

Attack BLOCKed!

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

Thanks for wasting your posts, it's just a hoax
I shall take the three in the logo on the stats page
And smack it on SausageMcSauce.

Attack roll: 1d10 = 2
Defense roll: 1d5 = 5
SausageMcSauce dodges the attack.

Website
Edit: Joyous Theta continues flying to the North Pole. (2)

Last edited by realicraft (2021-Jul-12 04:32:36)

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-11 00:36:30

I modify a car into a killing machine and ram it into CatsUnited.

(That was quite a typo)

Last edited by Byron_Inc_TBG (2021-Jul-11 13:55:06)

IncendiaryGaming · 2021-Jul-11 02:29:16

I leave planet Earth, head to another habitable planet, and fire a missile at Earth's sun that initiates SCP-001

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-11 12:52:49

I get a guitar and play barre chords terribly, destroying everyone's ears and causing damage.
Probably except IncendiaryGaming.

Last edited by Byron_Inc_TBG (2021-Jul-11 12:53:07)

realicraft · 2021-Jul-11 13:56:23

Turn 9 - Skeledop

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I modify a car into a killing machine and ram it into CatsUnited.

(That was quite a typo)

+1 Kill!

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

I leave planet Earth, head to another habitable planet, and fire a missile at Earth's sun that initiates SCP-001

While I may have been more lenient with it in the past two games, I'm going to start enforcing the "no godmodding" rule here. (there's no actual punishment set right now but that doesn't really matter since you get a pass for the first offence)

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I get a guitar and play barre chords terribly, destroying everyone's ears and causing damage.
Probably except IncendiaryGaming.

Attack roll: 1d10 = 7
Defense rolls: (i guess random.org likes 4 and dislikes sausagemcsauce)

realicraft: 1d5 = 4
Joyous Theta: 1d5 = 4
SausageMcSauce: 1d5 = 1
CatsUnited: 1d5 = 4
Squrrelflight: 1d5 = 4

realicraft, Joyous Theta, CatsUnited, and Squirrelflight all take 7-4=3, and SausageMcSauce takes 7-0=7 damage.

Joyous Theta wrote:

I take out my trusty super soaker midflight and spray it at the sun to remove it from existence, subsequently causing the beans to have nowhere to go but cooler.

Unfortunately, the super soaker does not have enough range to cover the 90+ million miles of distance between Earth and the Sun, so you miss. (i'll probably only punish godmodding if i can't find an easy or obvious method of making it fail (like pulling out the science))
You aren't even near the beans!

good ol' website

Edit: Whoops, I completely forgot about how Joyous Theta was going to the North Pole.
Joyous Theta continues flying to the North Pole. (1)

Last edited by realicraft (2021-Jul-12 04:35:56)

IncendiaryGaming · 2021-Jul-11 23:10:03

*oof*

I throw a Mine Turtle at Byron

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-11 23:55:42

I use the 3 I took on turn 8 and toss it back at IncendiaryGaming.
And took both the F and S from the logo as well.

cheesyfriedeggs · 2021-Jul-12 00:06:42

I start picking up rocks to throw at people.

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-12 01:56:22

I build a fortress and redesign the car to be a tank.

realicraft · 2021-Jul-12 04:35:27

Turn 10 - Skeledop

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

*oof*
I throw a Mine Turtle at Byron

+1 kill!

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I use the 3 I took on turn 8 and toss it back at IncendiaryGaming.
And took both the F and S from the logo as well.

IncendiaryGaming obtains the Logo 3!
Byron_Inc_TBG obtains the Logo F and Logo S!
(Note: the items won't appear in the inventory page for a while, as it will take me a while to make the images. (the software i used for the potted bush being unix-exclusive doesn't help))

cheesyfriedeggs wrote:

I start picking up rocks to throw at people.

cheesyfriedeggs obtains 3 rocks! (These'll be in separate slots for now because I didn't design any way to signify stack count)

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I build a fortress and redesign the car to be a tank.

The Fortress has been added to the island!
The Tank has been added to the Fortress!
(You can move it later. there was a car?)

Effect roll: 1d20 = 13
Joyous Theta lands on the North Pole, and takes 1d75 = 29 damage from the impact. Ouch.

website (Note the slight change in url.)

Last edited by realicraft (2021-Jul-12 11:03:56)

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-12 13:47:39

realicraft wrote:

(You can move it later. there was a car?)

the one that rammed catsunited (on round 9)

I chuck some grenades in the tank and fire them at IncendiaryGaming.
I then hide in the fortress and grow some spinach.

About inventory:
I have the 3 for the FS3 logo as well, here's my second post on round 8

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

Thanks for wasting your posts, it's just a hoax
I shall take the three in the logo on the stats page
And smack it on SausageMcSauce.

Last edited by Byron_Inc_TBG (2021-Jul-12 13:48:04)

realicraft · 2021-Jul-12 15:09:36

/null

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

About inventory:
I have the 3 for the FS3 logo as well

You did have it, but then you tossed it to Incendiary. If you meant to deal damage, you probably should have used a word more harsh than "toss", like "throw".

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-12 15:32:52

oh okay

guess i dont want to spend thus post just saying "oh okay' so action here

I connect an electric guitar to an amplifier, turn the volume to maximum, and blast a song with my terrible guitar skills.

Last edited by Byron_Inc_TBG (2021-Jul-12 15:33:04)

IncendiaryGaming · 2021-Jul-12 18:17:31

I get out of range of the grenades, head inside the fortress and throw a Molotov at Byron

realicraft · 2021-Jul-13 12:01:21

Turn 11 - Skeledop

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I chuck some grenades in the tank and fire them at IncendiaryGaming.
I then hide in the fortress and grow some spinach.

Accuracy roll: 5d10 = 9, 4, 10, 7, 1
1 grenade misses, two hit, one gets a critical, and one rebounds towards you.
Damage rolls: 2d10, 1d15, 1d7 = 4, 2, 14, 1
The one that rebounds misses.
Defense rolls: 3d5 = 4, 4, 1 (seems random.org does not like incendiary today)
IncendiaryGaming takes (4-4=0, 2-4=0*, 14-0=14) damage for a total of 14.

...did you forget to pull the pins?
You start growing some Spinach. (1/3)

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I connect an electric guitar to an amplifier, turn the volume to maximum, and blast a song with my terrible guitar skills.

Skill roll: 1d20 = 20
Somehow you end up playing really well and healing everyone on the island by 5, and yourself by 10. Whoops...?

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

I get out of range of the grenades, head inside the fortress and throw a Molotov at Byron

Whoops, too slow on the dodging.
Attack roll: 1d10+3 = 9+3 = 12
Defense roll: 1d5 = 3
Effect roll: 1d20 = 16
Byron_Inc_TBG takes 12-3=9 damage, and is set On Fire for 2 turns.

Byron_Inc_TBG takes 5 damage from being On Fire.

site
Lots of color today.
(*damage can't go below 0)

Last edited by realicraft (2021-Jul-13 16:55:07)

IncendiaryGaming · 2021-Jul-13 16:39:14

Where’s the damage and dice rolls?

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-13 19:15:44

I use a water bucket to cool myself down, freeze the water, and splash (throw?) it at SausageMcSauce.

"Hey, IncendiaryGaming, why don't we finish off the old players, then we fight?"

IncendiaryGaming · 2021-Jul-13 23:16:24

They did forget to pull the pins, it didn't say anything in the attack.

I drink a healing potion and disregard Byron's message before firing many rounds from an LMG at him and getting to a safe position.

Byron_Inc_TBG · 2021-Jul-13 23:17:06

I use the S to reflect said LMG at SausageMcSauce.

realicraft · 2021-Jul-14 11:48:14

Turn 12 - Skeledop

Byron_Inc_TBG wrote:

I use a water bucket to cool myself down, freeze the water, and splash (throw?) it at SausageMcSauce.
"Hey, IncendiaryGaming, why don't we finish off the old players, then we fight?"

Effect roll: 1d20 = 9
You only manage to remove a single turn of On Fire.
Skill roll: 1d20 = 2
You end up freezing yourself for this turn. On the bright side, you extinguished the fire.
You can't act when you're frozen. Or speak.

IncendiaryGaming wrote:

I drink a healing potion and disregard Byron's message before firing many rounds from an LMG at him and getting to a safe position.

You seem to not have a healing potion. Apparently healing is harder than hurting.
Accuracy roll: 10d5 = 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4
2 miss, 7 hit, and one gets a crit.
Damage roll: 7d4+1, 1d6+2 = 1, 4, 1, 4, 4, 2, 4, 2 (A roll needs to have a max result of at least 5 to be able to crit.)
Defense roll: 8d5 = 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 3
Byron takes (2-0=2, 5-3=2, 2-2=0, 5-0=5, 5-3=2, 3-4=0, 5-4=1, 4-3=1) damage for a total of 13 damage.
You start Hiding.