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#26 2019-May-16  08:38:03

Seanbobe
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Re: Stop the Spambots!

bump


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#27 2019-May-17  09:15:59

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

The group follows after Carson. They get to the front of the school and see the same boy who was glaring at the group earlier. He is blocking the gate out of the school. He is staring angrily at Carson.


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#28 2019-May-17  20:07:53

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"...uh, did you need something?"


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#29 2019-May-18  10:44:41

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

DaEpikDude wrote:

"...uh, did you need something?"

The boy looks at the group.

???: Ugh. More of you? You don't seriously think that you can stop the spambots, right? It's completely crazy.


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#30 2019-May-18  10:55:59

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"Well... we can still try, right? Anyway, why do you care about what we're doing? It won't bother you."


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#31 2019-May-19  06:58:10

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"NEGATIVE, "spambots" ARE IDENTIFIED AS "too cool" AND "spambots" ONLY DO GOOD THINGS ANYWAY."


Remember, don't shoot food.

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#32 2019-May-21  10:41:09

Seanbobe
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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Sorry about slow updates. Needed more time for a major project.

DaEpikDude wrote:

"Well... we can still try, right? Anyway, why do you care about what we're doing? It won't bother you."

???: ...I guess I can't stop you. Just look out for Kenny. He seems to think the spambots will save us or something.

CrazeePi wrote:

"NEGATIVE, "spambots" ARE IDENTIFIED AS "too cool" AND "spambots" ONLY DO GOOD THINGS ANYWAY."

???: Hey, I'm not the one who supports them. That's Kenny.

The boy walks away.

Carson: Uh... Anyway, I think we should check the new shop at the corner for any supplies we might need. What do you guys think?

Last edited by Seanbobe (2019-May-21  10:41:23)


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#33 2019-May-21  11:07:49

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"I guess it can't hurt, can it? ...Let's just hope that three weird guys don't come in and attack us."


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#34 2019-May-26  06:34:54

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

More tests for me! More slow updates for you! Sorry... School is over in a week, so more updates then.

DaEpikDude wrote:

"I guess it can't hurt, can it? ...Let's just hope that three weird guys don't come in and attack us."

Carson: Uh..  Agreed. Anyway, let's go.

The group walks along the sidewalk until they are stopped by a familiar looking boy.

Kenny: Where do you think you are going?


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#35 2019-May-26  11:23:29

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"To the shop."
John just walks around Kenny.


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#36 2019-May-26  11:48:35

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Reshi follows John.


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#37 2019-May-28  12:59:44

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Jimmy glares at Kenny and gives him a whack on the head as he walks past.

"Kids these days man, they don't know how to address their elders. Or their teachers."


In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
And all the people that come and go,
Stop and say hello,

- Penny Lane, The Beatles

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#38 2019-May-30  10:58:43

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

DaEpikDude wrote:

"To the shop."
John just walks around Kenny.

Jayfeather wrote:

Reshi follows John.

Kenny: No, you're not. You're not going anywhere.

Time to fight!

TheLastDino wrote:

Jimmy glares at Kenny and gives him a whack on the head as he walks past.

"Kids these days man, they don't know how to address their elders. Or their teachers."

Jimmy: ruler smack: 1d15=5+0(fitness)=5

Jimmy wasn't expecting a fight, and didn't put much force in the ruler smack.
Kenny: 80-5=75

Party:
John:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15
Reshi:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15
Jimmy:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15
LFH:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15
Carson:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15

Enemies:
Kenny:
     Health:75/80
     Fitness:5
     Defense:1


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#39 2019-May-30  11:08:14

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"Sorry, do I know you?"


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#40 2019-May-30  12:52:04

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Reshi equips weapon Math Binder.


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#41 2019-Jun-01  11:42:21

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

DaEpikDude wrote:

"Sorry, do I know you?"

Kenny: You should. I'm Kenny. Remember it.

Jayfeather wrote:

Reshi equips weapon Math Binder.

I'm gonna interpret this as equip+standard attack. (FYI, using a weapon automatically equips it until you use another weapon.)
Reshi:1d15=8+1(fitness)-1(enemy defense)=8

Reshi smacks Kenny with the binder, dealing a bit of damage.
Kenny:75-8=67

Everyone else (minus Carson) auto-moves.

John uses Persuasion.
John:1d5=3+(6(Intelligence)/2)=3+3=6
John manages to be rather persuasive.
Persuaded! Attack and defense have dropped!

Jimmy uses Motivation.
John has been motivated!
Motivated! Next attack has been raised by 5!

LFH goes berserk.
Berserk! See first post for details!

Carson makes LFH on edge.
Carson: On edge:1d5=1+5(Intelligence)/2=1+2(rounded down)=3
Jumpy! Gets two actions per turn! May dodge attacks!

Kenny punches Carson.
Kenny: Punch:1d20=8+5(fitness)-2(persuasion)=11
Carson: Block:1d10=4+5(willpower)=9
11-9=2
The punch isn't very powerful because Carson blocked quickly.
Carson:40-2=38

Party:
John:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:12/15
     Motivated! Next attack will be raised by 5!
Reshi:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:15/15
     EQUIPPED:Binder (+2 defense)
Jimmy:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:14/15
LFH:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:11/15
     Berserk! (3 turns remaining)
     Jumpy! Can move twice! May dodge attacks! (3 turns remaining)
Carson:
     Health:38/40
     Energy:10/15

Enemies:
Kenny:
     Health:67/80
     Fitness:5-2(persuasion)
     Defense:1-2(persuasion)(5 turns remaining)

Last edited by Seanbobe (2019-Jun-01  11:43:22)


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#42 2019-Jun-01  11:56:19

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Reshi uses Hypnosis on Kenny!


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#43 2019-Jun-01  12:40:04

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

"Kenny... that sounds familiar... oh well. Anyway, you know about this cool new maths theorem that's been discovered? See, if you..."
John rambles on for a while about various mathy things (i.e. John uses Mathspeak).


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#44 2019-Jun-01  13:49:03

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

LFH attacks!

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#45 2019-Jun-03  14:57:17

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Jayfeather wrote:

Reshi uses Hypnosis on Kenny!

Reshi: Hypnosis:1d6=1(Failure, 2 or higher needed for success)
Reshi tries to hypnotize Kenny. Kenny ignores it.

DaEpikDude wrote:

"Kenny... that sounds familiar... oh well. Anyway, you know about this cool new maths theorem that's been discovered? See, if you..."
John rambles on for a while about various mathy things (i.e. John uses Mathspeak).

John: Mathspeak:  1d10=2+6(intelligence)-1(enemy defense)+2(persuasion)=10
     Confusion?:1d5=1(failure, 3 or higher needed for success)
John talks about a math theorem, dealing moderate damage to Kenny.
Kenny: 67-10=57

CrazeePi wrote:

LFH attacks!

Since a weapon wasn't specified, the skillet has been chosen randomly for the attack.
LFH: Skillet smack:1d15=9+0(fitness)+10(berserk)-1(enemy defense)+2(persuasion)+3(weapon)=23
LFH charges at Kenny, dealing massive damage.
Kenny:57-23=34

Since LFH gets 2 moves this turn, I am auto-moving them.
LFH: Skillet smack:1d15=3+0(fitness)+10(berserk)-1(enemy defense)+2(persuasion)+3(weapon)=17
LFH isn't quite as strong this time, but still deals large damage.
Kenny:34-17=17

Jimmy auto-moves.
Jimmy attacks Kenny with the Pencil.
Jimmy: Pencil poke:1d15=8+0(fitness)-1(enemy defense)+2(persuasion)+2(weapon)=11
Jimmy pokes Kenny, causing him to walk backwards a bit.
Kenny: 17-11=6

Carson slaps Kenny with his book.
Carson: Book of doom:1d10=3+0(fitness)-1(enemy defense)+2(persuasion)+1(weapon)=5
Carson lightly hits Kenny in the arm with the book.
Kenny:6-5=1

Kenny punches Carson. Again.
Kenny: Punch: 1d20=7-2(persuasion)=5
Carson: Block: 1d10=3+5(luck)+1(weapon)=9
5<9
Kenny tries to punch Carson, but Carson blocks with his book.

Party:
John:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:11/15
     Motivated! Next attack will be raised by 5!
Reshi:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:12/15
     EQUIPPED:Binder (+2 defense)
Jimmy:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:14/15
     EQUIPPED:Pencil (+2 attack)
LFH:
     Health:40/40
     Energy:11/15
     EQUIPPED:Skillet (+3 attack, +2 defense)
     Berserk! (2 turns remaining)
     Jumpy! Can move twice! May dodge attacks! (2 turns remaining)
Carson:
     Health:38/40
     Energy:10/15
     EQUIPPED:Book (+1 attack, +1 defense)

Enemies:
Kenny:
     Health:1/80
     Fitness:5
-2(persuasion)
     Defense:1
-2(persuasion)(5 turns remaining)


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#46 2019-Jun-03  15:37:38

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Reshi attacks with paper.


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#47 2019-Jun-03  16:16:49

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

John slaps Kenny in the face with a textbook.


I'll set up a character with PTBW. There's an offer of a free toaster on at the moment and I've got my heart set on it.

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#48 2019-Jun-03  08:43:03

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

I'm doing this turn early since the only enemy has 1 health left. Also on my alt since  TBGForums bug.

Jayfeather wrote:

Reshi attacks with paper.

Reshi: Paper:1d5=2+2(persuasion)=4
The paper doesn't deal much damage, but it makes Kenny start bleeding.
Kenny: 4>1; health=0

Battle won.
PARTY LEVEL UP!
Since the group has just leveled up, each character may select one bonus to apply to themselves.
Bonuses:
1. Raise maximum health and energy by 5.
2. Add a total of 5 points to your stats.
3. Learn a new skill.
I will note who has used their bonuses and who has not in the first post.


I am seanbobe. This message was most likely typed on a mobile device. I apologise for any errors in it.
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#49 2019-Jun-03  08:46:06

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Um, just DM me on Discord if you can't post. I'll qoute you here once the bug is fixed.


I am seanbobe. This message was most likely typed on a mobile device. I apologise for any errors in it.
The Day that Space-Time Broke by seanbobe:
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Stupid Seanbobe made it fall,
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#50 2019-Jun-03  09:21:11

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Re: Stop the Spambots!

Reshi learns a new skill: Iron Will.
His Fitness and Intelligence drop, but his Willpower skyrockets. Can only be used once a round. Lasts for 5 turns.


mmmmmmmm i don't use this account anymore so oof, pls see @Squirrelflight instead

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