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Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch
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You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
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Phil: *flex tapes self*
Nef: shut up and take my punch
Nef Punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=4+2(strength)=6
The punch isn't very strong, but it works.
Phil Swift:51/100
You get topkek
You get topkek
EVERYBODY GETS GRAPEFRUIT TOPKEK
12345 eats a grapefruit topkek. Somehow, this heals everyone.
Ed:10/20
12345:20/20
Rick:19/20
Nef:20/20
!mfw rick attack phil smith
Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch:1d15=15+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=18
It is a powerful punch, only slightly blocked by Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:33/100
Ed punches Phil Swift.
Ed: punch: 1d15=8+3(strength)-2(enemy DEF)=9
Ed's punch is woke, but it does help a bit.
Phil Swift:24/100
Phil Swift uses "That's a lot of damage" on 12345.
Phil Swift: TALOD:1d10=5+7(ATK)=12
12345: Cannot block!
The attack is somewhat effective, but not super effective.
12345:8/20
Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Rick.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=2+7(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(luck)=3
9-3=6
Phil doesn't attack very well, but Rick doesn't block very well.
Rick:13/20
People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:15/20
12345:
HP:8/20
Rick:
HP:13/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (3 turns remaining)
Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:24/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
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phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?
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okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DAS BLINKENLIGHTS.
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phil: *has low hp*
nef: you wanna bad time?
Nef: YWBT?: 1d20=18+5(wisdom)=23
Nef summons a lightning bolt, which its Phil Swift.
Phil Swift:0/100
Phil Swift faints.
okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these statuses running out are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the rp
12345: CC:1d20=9+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=8
CC :1d20=16+1(wisdom)=17
Confused! May attack wrong target!
12345 uses a copypasta comment on... uh... nothing.
Fighting 100.
Phil Swift faints and drops a sheet of paper. Oh, and you can now go investigate the green thing behind him.
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Rick looks at the paper. It's a map. It's covered in dirt.
The rest of the group looks at the glowing object. It looks small enough to be carried, but not small enough to put in your pocket.
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I take the map and try to brush the dirt off, in a bump-like fashion.
Also, bump.
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Nef tries to clean the map. It is not very effective. The only other town on the map is due east of the factory.
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Lefty reappears and offers to sell the letter U to the party for...
...one nickle.
she/her
The Duskward March
a Crown of Stars and Whispers
Maybe if I advertise these I might not be the only poster.
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The party doesn't have a nickle.
(Also, remember to only post using memes.)
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Alright, let's pretend today is Opposite Day and let's go 'Weast'.
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bump time
come on grab your-
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Nef takes one look at the map and begins walking east. Off the roof of the building. The other characters take the stairs back down.
Nef's health has been halved.
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owie
lets continue going weast on opposite day
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The group continues heading east, carrying the thing with them. Soon they reach a fence. A guy wearing a pink starfish costume is standing next to the fence. Nef walks into the fence and keeps walking into the fence.
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is the new characters form closed
Name: GarfenBloxxer
Gender: male
Age: 35
Stats: Split 10 points among the following:Strength: 3.33333...
Wisdom: 3.33333...
Luck: 3.33333...Special skills:
B button: makes a B button that can knock Duo's head
Eye bleach: Heal someone in the team in case of damage
NOSTALGIA: overcome Duo with nostalgia via obsolete stuff, the types of this are:Types of NOSTALGIA power:
Internet Explorer (any version)
MS-Paint for Windows XP
Dial-up sound
<marquee>
Garfielf
Roblox before 2016
Super Mario 64
Minecraft 1.8
bad HTMLInventory:
Windows 10 pro
Modem
GarfieldOther:
javascript;void();Top Secret power:
surreal memes#2 secret power:
Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V: Copy and paste
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...I might restart this in the near future if enough people want me to.
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