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Meme_Studio_Member12345: FALCON PUUUNCH
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IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
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Rick:
Uh... what?
Rick punches Copycat Rick 2.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=8+5(strength)=13
Rick punches the copycat, making him fall down a few steps.
Copycat rick 2:19/50
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Meme_Studio_Member12345: FALCON PUUUNCH
12345 punches Copycat Rick 2.
1d15=7+2(strength)=9
12345 slaps the copycat, who was already on the ground.
Copycat Rick 2:10/50
Ed and Lefty auto-attack.
Lefty punches Copycat Rick 2.
Lefty: Punch:1d15=11+0(strength)=11
Lefty punches the copycat, knocking him out.
Copycat Rick 2:0/50
Nef has been let down!
Action:
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly
he punch copycat rick 2 bacc
Nef tries to punch Copycat Rick 2, but he goes for Copycat Rick 1 since Copycat Rick 2 is defeated.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=12+2(strength)=14
Nef punches Copycat Rick 1 in the face.
Copycat rick 1: 36/50
Ed punches Copycat Rick 1.
Ed: Punch: 1d15=5+3(strength)=8
Ed punches Copycat Rick 1, but not very well.
Copycat Rick 1: 28/50
Copycat Rick 1 uses "Never gonna give you up" on Lefty.
Copycat rick 1: NGGYU: 1d20=15+5(ATK)=20
Lefty: block: 1d10=3+7(luck)=10
Copycat Rick 1 sings loudly, hurting Lefty's eardrums.
Lefty:10/20
People:
MP:36/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:19/20
Lefty:
HP:10/20
NI:5/5
Trolls:
Copycat Rick 1:
HP:28/50
ATK: 5
DEF: 0
EVASION: 0
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Action:
Copycat Rick 1:
Nef: aggressivly uses SpellSCII
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Step 1: Punch Copycat Rick 1
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit
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Thanks for the link! It does look like this is a duplicate Rick so I'll close it to keep the conversation all in one place.
Please use the existing topic in the link above.
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DAS BLINKENLIGHTS.
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(for a second I thought paddle2see joined our rpg)
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Action:
Copycat Rick 1:
Nef: aggressivly uses SpellSCII
Nef: SpellSCII target: 1d4=4(All enemies)
SpellSCII effect: 1d4=2(Heal)
SpellSCII damage control:1d15+5(wisdom)=19 (Success)
Nef casts SpellSCII, but realizing it is going badly, quickly negates the spell, causing it to do nothing.
Step 1: Punch Copycat Rick 1
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit
Rick: Punch:1d15=4+5(strength)=9
Rick weakly punches Copycat Rick 1, but manages to do sme damage nevertheless.
Copycat Rick 1:19/50
Paddle2See wrote:Thanks for the link! It does look like this is a duplicate Rick so I'll close it to keep the conversation all in one place.
Please use the existing topic in the link above.
12345: PTH:1d20=18+1(wisdom)=19
12345 summons Paddle2See to the battle.
Paddle2See: Ban hammer: 1d1=1+999(strength)=1000
Paddle2See hits Copycat Rick 1 with a hammer, crushing him into oblivion.
Copycat Rick 1:0/50
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The group continues up the stairs until they find a door. Next to the door is a shoebox with a picture of a cat on top.
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Nef opens the door. the group walks through. They are now on the roof of the building. On top of the building they see a strange man. He is holding a chainsaw and some black tape. Behind him is something glowing lime green.
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Strange man:
Nef: howdy there pardner what'cha doin
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chainsaw guy: exists
Meme_Studio_Member12345: I'm about to end this man's whole career
ACHTUNG!
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Nef greets the strange man. He begins walking toward the group and holding up his chainsaw.
Protec or Attacc: Boss edition
You may not flee right now.
People:
MP:31/50
Ed:
HP:20/20
12345:
HP:20/20
Rick:
HP:20/20
Nef:
HP:20/20
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:100/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
Trolls:
Duolet 1:
HP:30/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
Duolet 2:
HP:30/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
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okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these chainsaws are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the roof
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DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
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Nef turns the anon switch on (read: uses the anonymous skill) and sneaks around to behind Phil Swift, waiting to use an attack.
(who here other than me also guessed it was phil swift)
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okay look. before this was a joke now it's seriously not. these chainsaws are actually disturbing me and if you do it again i will kick you from the roof
12345: Copypasta Comment: 1d20=17+1(wisdom)-2(enemy DEF)=16
Confusion: 1d20=1+1(wisdom)=2
12345 makes a copypasta comment. Phil Swift is heavily damaged by it, but manages to avoid confusion.
Phil Swift:86/100
Nef turns the anon switch on (read: uses the anonymous skill) and sneaks around to behind Phil Swift, waiting to use an attack.
(who here other than me also guessed it was phil swift)
Nef: Anonymous: 1d5=4+(5/2)=6.5 (rounded up to 7)
Nef becomes anonymous.
Anonymous! Luck raised! Attacks will pierce enemy defense!
Everyone else auto-attacks.
Ed and Rick attack duolet 1.
2d15=10+7+3+5(Strength stats)=25
Their combo attack heavily damages Duolet 1.
Duolet 1:5/30
Lefty attacks Duolet 2.
1d15=9+0(Strength)=9
The attack isn't very strong, but it's not super weak either.
Duolet 2:21/30
Phil Swift saws the party's skills in half.
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills!
Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Ed.
Phil Swift: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=8+7(ATK)=15
Ed: Block: 1d5=1+3(luck)=4
15-4=11
Ed doesn't block very well, so the attack deals moderate damage.
Ed:9/20
Duolet 1 swoops at Lefty.
Duolet 1: Swoop: 1d10=3+2(ATK)=5
Lefty: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9
Lefty blocks the attack completely.
Duolet 2 swoops at 12345.
Duolet 2: Swoop: 1d10=1+2(ATK)=3
12345: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9
12345 blocks the attack completely.
People:
MP:26/50
Ed:
HP:9/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
12345:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Rick:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (6 turns remaining)
Lefty:
HP:20/20
NI:5/5
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (3 turns remaining)
Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:86/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
Trolls:
Duolet 1:
HP:5/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
Duolet 2:
HP:21/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
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Duolet 1: is on low health
Me: I'm about to end this bird's whole career
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I run up and hit Phil with the banana that's in my inventory.
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Lefty scams everyone out of a nickle by selling them all a bottle of air before leaving the game.
He buys a fabulous house in some foreign country for just one nickle and lives there for the rest of his life because he's not contributing anything here.
she/her
The Duskward March
a Crown of Stars and Whispers
Maybe if I advertise these I might not be the only poster.
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Duolet 1: is on low health
Me: I'm about to end this bird's whole career
12345 punches Duolet 1.
12345: Punch: 1d15=6+(I'm not gonna do the rest of the calculations here)=Something over 6.
Duolet 1 falls and disappears.
RICKROLL INTENSIFIES
Uh... I would normally say this is NGGYU, but Rick cannot use skills currently, so...
Rick punches Phil Swift.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=7+5(Strength)-2(enemy DEF)=10
Rick punches Phil with some force.
Phil Swift:76/100
I run up and hit Phil with the banana that's in my inventory.
Nef: Banana smack: 1d15=11+2(Strength)-0(enemy DEF negated by anonymous)=13
Nef hits Phil from behind, catching him off guard.
Phil Swift:63/100
Lefty scams everyone out of a nickle by selling them all a bottle of air before leaving the game.
He buys a fabulous house in some foreign country for just one nickle and lives there for the rest of his life because he's not contributing anything here.
Lefty has left.
Ed auto-attacks Duolet 2.
Ed: Punch:1d15=1+3(Strength)=4
It's not very effective.
Duolet 2:17/30
Phil uses "That's a lot of damage" on Ed.
Phil: 1d10=6+7(ATK)=13
Ed: Cannot block!
Ed:0/20
Ed has fainted.
Phil throws a chainsaw at 12345.
Phil: Chainsaw throw: 1d10=7+7(ATK)=14
12345: Block: 1d5=2+7(luck)=9
14-9=5
Phil throws it well, but 12345 blocks quickly.
12345:15/20
Duolet 2 swoops at Rick.
Duolet 2: Swoop: 1d10=7+2(ATK)=9
Rick: Block: 1d5=3+0(Luck)=3
9-3=6
Rick doesn't block well, but Duolet 2 attacked clumsily.
Rick: 14/20
People:
MP:26/50
Ed:
HP:0/20
Fainted! Cannot act!
12345:
HP:15/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Rick:
HP:14/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (2 turns remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (5 turns remaining)
Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:63/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns.
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
Trolls:
Duolet 2:
HP:17/30
ATK:2
DEF:0
EVASION:0
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Ed: *dies*
12345: Shut up and take my chocolate topkek
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Ed: *dies*
12345: Shut up and take my chocolate topkek
12345 feeds Ed a chocolate topkek.
Ed has been revived.
Ed:10/20
Everyone else auto-attacks.
Ed does a duolingo stab on Phil Swift!
Ed: Duolingo Stab:1d30=25+4(Wisdom)-2(Enemy DEF)=27
Ed deals large damage, catching Phil Swift off guard. (Or maybe it's Ed using skills since dying removed statuses.)
Phil Swift: 36/100
Nef punches Phil Swift.
Nef: Punch: 1d15=7+2(strength)=9
The punch doesn't do much.
Phil Swift: 27/100
Rick punches duolet 2.
Rick: Punch: 1d15=12+5(strength)=17
Rick punches with just enough force to make duolet 2 disappear.
Duolet 2:0/30
Phil Swift repairs himself with flex tape.
Phil Swift: 57/100
Phil Swift throws a chainsaw at Ed.
Phil Swift: chainsaw throw: 1d10=4+7(ATK)=11
Ed: block: 1d5=3+3(luck)=6
11-6=5
Ed blocks the attack quickly.
Ed:5/20
People:
MP:23/50
Ed:
HP:5/20
12345:
HP:15/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Rick:
HP:14/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Nef:
HP:20/20
Skills sawed in half! Cannot use skills! (1 turn remaining)
Anonymous! Luck is increased (+3)! Attacks pierce enemy defense! (4 turns remaining)
Boss:
Phil Swift:
HP:57/100
ATK:7
DEF:2
EVASION:0
Skills:
I sawed your skills in half: Distracts the party, preventing skills from being used.
That's a lot of damage: Deals (1d10)+7 damage to a single party member. Cannot be blocked.
I repaired it with flex tape: Heals 30 HP. Cannot be used on consecutive turns. (RECHARGING)
Speed! May move twice per turn. (∞ turns remaining)
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